"Oh my god! Sherri, you are never going to believe this! Come look!"
"What?" Sherri, my roommate and best friend since eighth grade, put down her true trash novel and looked over my shoulder at the computer monitor.
"Carol told me this classified ads website had a place where people actually advertised for casual sex. I didn't believe her, but every one of these is just that! Listen. Man, 28, D & D free non-smoker, looking to spend tonight screwing a hottie, NSA. If you're a D & D free non-smoker between the ages of 22 and 32, good looking and as horny as I am, reply with a picture. Yours get mine."
"Holy shit! Is he for real?"
"That's just one! There are hundreds! This page is listed as 'M4W'. I guess that means men looking for women. There are also listings for W4M, W4W and M4M. Oh, shit. Look. Here are listings for MW4W, MW4M, W4MM and M4WW. Does that mean one man wants to fuck two women?"
"I don't know. Check one and see what it says."
I open the first one on the page. "Mature gentleman wants to spend the night pleasing two attractive young women. I am a D & D free non-smoker, 62 YO, in good physical condition. If you and your friend are 21-25 YO D & D free non-smokers and have ever wondered what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time, tonight may be the best chance you'll get to find out. NSA. Your pictures get mine, nude gets nude."
"Holy shit!" Sherri is as surprised as I am. "What are all of these letters? D & D, YO, NSA?"
"I'm not sure. I guess the YO means years old. D & D free might mean disease and drug free. NSA could mean no strings attached, I guess."
"What is he, some kind of pervert? 'If you and your friend are 21-25 YO D & D free non-smokers and have ever wondered what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time, tonight may be the best chance you'll get to find out.' How's he think he's going to make two women cum at once, unless ...? Oh, shit! He is a perv!"
"Look, Sherri, there are probably twenty that were posted today and then more from yesterday and then the day before. I can't believe anyone would answer an ad like that! One man claiming he can make two women cum at once! But I have to admit, it makes me hot just thinking about it!"
"Toni! You're joking, right? You wouldn't really answer an ad like that!"
"No! But it does make me hot thinking about watching you cum at the same time that the guy is making me cum. Doesn't that turn you on? Even a little?"
Even as Sherri denied getting turned on, I could see her squirming in her seat. For the next hour or so we didn't talk about the ad. Sherri went back to reading her book and I tried to find something interesting on the internet. But my mind kept going back to that one phrase, 'what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time'.
"Toni."
"Hmmm?"
"Do you think he could? Do you think that 'mature gentleman' could actually make both of us cum at the same time?" Sherri was practically whispering.
I turned around and looked at her. I'd known her for nearly nine years, but I'd never seen her look like that. I couldn't tell if she was turned on or what, but she really looked hot!
"There's only one way to find out." I realized I was whispering , too. "We need pictures. I think he said if we sent him pictures of us nude, he'd send back a picture of himself, also nude."
Sherri got up slowly from her chair and began pulling her shirt over her head. Within a few moments we were both naked. She posed in front of the fireplace first and then I handed her my phone and took her place at the fireplace.