My wife, Danielle, and I enjoy a good social life. Through the years, however, we've always kept Saturday nights to ourselves. When we were first married, we'd often roll a blunt and smoke it while watching a porn flick. The combination always puts us in a great mindset for a night of hot fun.
One such night, after we'd been married about six years, we put on a good buzz and happened on a really hot threesome scene with two guys and a gal. Danielle took particular interest as the guys switched places and a bead of cum dripped from the actress' slit. She took a hit and blew it out, then turned to me. "Did you ever have group sex?" she asked, holding back a cough.
"Not really," I answered, taking a toke. "One time my buddy and I picked up a girl hitchhiking, and her boyfriend was hiding behind a tree."
"So?"
"So, he had her give us both a knob job while I drove. She didn't swallow or anything...just messed up my boxers. Does that count?"
"No. I mean like, three people all going at it, like in this movie."
I handed the joint to her. "I wish. How about you?"
Danielle took a hit and gave it back to me. "Mm-hmm." Blowing smoke in my face, she laughed through a cough. "Don't look so shocked. You never asked."
"Sorry. I just...did you make them both...you know...wear condoms?"
She paused as if trying to avoid the question, then pointed to the TV. "Whoa. Another guy showed up."
I'd known her too long to let her get away with changing the subject. Weed always made her honest, and I had her on the ropes. "Answer the question. Did you make 'em wear condoms?"
She looked away. "We switched around a lot. I didn't want to suck a condom."
"So, you let them...did they come in you?"
She nodded and took another hit. "Both of them...a few times. I swallowed a couple of loads, too."
"Seriously?"
"Why wouldn't I? You know I love cum." She paused and kissed my cheek. "I didn't mean to get you upset. We weren't even dating."
"I'm not upset...not really. It's just... Wait a second! We were dating when you went on the pill, but you did them bareback. That means you fucked these guys while we—"
"It was the night you broke up with me." She tamped out the joint. "We were at that stupid costume party at your friend Tom's. You told me we were done, so I left...well, tried to. Some guy's car was blocking me in, so I asked him to move it. We got to talking, and I followed him to his place. After we got started, his buddy just walked in on us."
"So, you fucked him, too?"
"No, I baked him cookies. Of course I fucked him." Her glossy brown eyes sparkled as she leaned close and smiled. "Sari, you broke up with me. You can't be upset."
"I'm not...I guess, but why are you telling me now?"
"I just answered your question."
"So, go on. I wanna hear about it."
"Hear what? I summed it up pretty good."
"How did they come all those times? Were they on something? Stiffie pills, maybe?"
She shook her head. "It got really heated, and everyone just kept going."
Grabbing the remote, I turned off the television and relit the joint. "I wanna hear about it."
"Well, I was on the sofa with Robbie...the um...guy I was with. He was sitting and I was doing reverse cowgirl on his lap when he...you know...came in me. I figured he was done, but I wanted to go home with the taste of his cum in my mouth, so I knelt on the floor to suck him. That's when some black guy walked in. Turns out he had a roommate."
I said nothing—just stared at her and handed over the last little bit of the joint.
Danielle tamped it and sighed. "What was I supposed to do? I was sucking Robbie off with a load of cum in my twat. I just wiggled my ass and went back to blowing Robbie. Next thing I knew, some dude I didn't know was plowing through sloppy seconds. He just sank his cock in me and got started. He slipped right in even though he was...maybe a little bigger than anyone I'd had."
"Bigger? How much?"
"A little, okay?" She paused to gage my reaction. "Anyway, it was friggin' hot having guys fuck each other's cum into me, especially after their loads got mixed. I just...we all just went with the flow."
"So they were able to keep going after they came?"
She nodded. "I just sucked 'em back to size each time. It's like something happens in group sex. Guys just stay hard. These guys did, at least."
"I wouldn't know."
"Oh, c'mon. Now I'm sorry I told you."
"No! I mean...it's okay...my bad, but didn't you get tired?"
"Are you kidding? It was the best sex I ever... It was pretty awesome, but I'm glad we got back together."
We sat back and watched the movie, but I kept huffing and grunting. I tried not to, but noises of frustration just kept slipping out. Danielle snuggled up beside me and sighed. "I should've kept my mouth shut. I guess that hurt you, but I was hurt, too. You dumped me."
"I was being an idiot. Man, I really fucked up."
"Why? You won me back."
"But only after...I didn't know... Oh, crap. I can't get that picture outta my head. You were in that super-hot getup, too."
"That was friggin' hot."
"Don't remind me. Were they...uh...were they that much better?"