My last four shift rotations had been very long and taxing and the constant issues I dealt with made my short work week very challenging and tiring. And just to give you an idea, during my last four day shifts, I encountered multiple emergencies (coordinating chopper interventions and state police support for two high speed chases, multiple accidents with injuries, and three tornado warnings really kept things hopping in the county's 911 Emergency Operations Center all week. Don't get me wrong, sometimes, when things are busy, it makes your shift go by much faster than when nothing happens at all for an entire shift. Then there were these days...like full moon days that anything and everything goes wrong...all at the same time. I finished my last shift, briefed my Terry, the oncoming shift supervisor and then headed home for the next three days. I was looking forward to relaxing and taking it easy.
As I pulled into my driveway that evening around 5, I noticed another car parked next to my wife's car, it was Rebecca's little blue Miata and normally, I wouldn't want company on a night like tonight, but Rebecca was always a sight for my sore eyes. She had long flowing black hair, a pretty face, an enormous rack, a tight ass usually packed into some skin-like yoga pants, and sometimes in the summer, she came to the house in her "summer clothes"...aka skimpy swimming attire...but I wasn't complaining a bit. In fact, numerous times I had to hide my massive hard-on from my wife and this hot little vixen. So, I parked my Jeep Wrangler on the side of the garage, grabbed my backpack, and trotted into the house.
I heard my wife and Rebecca talking somewhat loudly in the kitchen as I walked in from the front porch. Then I saw the reason why on the table. They had several bottles of wine on the table, and it looked like two of the bottles were completely empty. I just stood there and admired them and their lovely bodies and they didn't even realize I was there.
Now, I told you about Rebecca, but I didn't give you my wife's description. Tawny (as she like to be called, but her real name was Tanya). She had curly auburn hair, a very attractive face, and boy could she kiss better than every other woman I have ever kissed. She had size 34B titties with dime size nipples and a hot little body that never stopped wanting my attention. When she walked around the house in her yoga pants and a tank top, I had a constant erection.
So, back to the situation at hand. I had two hot ladies in my kitchen who both had had a tad too much alcohol. I decided to take control and I simply wolf whistled at them to get their attention. They abruptly stopped talking and looked at me, and then they started to laugh uncontrollably. I looked at them and their crazy antics and asked them "what is so funny?"
Rebecca, appearing a little tipsy, responded sluggishly by saying "Well, Brad, we were gonna...like wait for you...but then Tawny opened the first bottle to salivate...er ...I mean celebrate your five year anniversary and then when that bottle was done too soon, I decided to open the second one and wouldn't you know it, that one didn't last long either."
Then Tawny piped up..."yeah, we were just about to open the new Stella Rosa Sweet Red, but we dropped the dang bottle opener between the counter and the dishwasher, and so, now we are stuck with this unopened bottle and nothing to open it with...can you believe it?"
I smiled at them and nonchalantly said "I think I can help you."
I walked to the counter near the dishwasher and looked down with my phone's flashlight on. Yep, there was the bottle opener. It was wedged nicely between the counter and the dishwasher. I stood up and walked to the garage and found my telescoping magnet stick and brought it back to the kitchen. I took my time and reached down in the gap with the mag stick while trying to control the light. Seconds later, I hooked it with the magnet and I started fishing it out.
When I slapped it on the counter, both girls were like..."yeah, now we can get back to celebrating again..."
Tawny walked over and gave me a nice kiss and normally Rebecca would just watch, but tonight, she came over right after Tawny and planted a nice wet kiss on my lips. I could smell and taste the alcohol on both their lips. I kissed her back and hoped that my wife would not be pissed later.
Rebecca pulled away reluctantly and said "My, that was nice Brad...care to do it again?"