THE NIGHT OF THE PARTY...
My husband Richard and I have lived on Laburnum Avenue for over thirty years; we've raised our three children there and save for one other couple are now the avenue's longest standing residents. Laburnum Avenue's 'Ribbon-Cut Party' was already an annual event -- held on the nearest Saturday to May 15th -- when we moved in and it's still going now.
The party apparently commemorates the housing development's official opening by the Queen. But even back in 1993 nobody was quite sure if that were true and I, nor seemingly anyone else, has ever bothered to research it. Whatever, it's always been a good laugh and despite almost coming to an end during the Covid years, we got it back into full swing again last year.
This year it was to be an even livelier affair, promising to be the biggest and best party in almost twenty years, though Richard and I couldn't claim any credit for that. We've hosted the event twice, the last time being in 2013, since when we have passed the baton on to younger residents. This year it was Carl and Zoe from number six in tandem with Dan and Jill at number seven, doing the honours.
They jointly hosted a party and barbecue for the youngsters during the afternoon, installing a connecting gate between their rear gardens to provide more space; as empty nesters, Richard and I didn't bother to attend that one. In the evening, there was a similar party, but just for the adults, though as the numbers thinned at that one, all those that remained had drifted into Carl and Zoe's place.
A highlight for Richard and I - well, for me at least. - was that both parties were to be fancy-dress events. That used to be a regular thing, but this would be first time we'd done that in over ten years. In celebration, I dug out the outfit which I'd worn at our very first Ribbon-Cut party in 1993 and was delighted to discover that I could still fit into it.
I'd worn the same costume at a subsequent party too, but few of the avenue's current residents would have seen it before. Thirty-one years on the film it relates to was no longer topical, but its remained iconic and still appears regularly on TV; besides which, there is a personal connection which I loved to play upon:
On marrying Richard in April 1990 I became 'Vivien Ward' and not two months later, the film.Pretty Woman. was released in the UK; Julia Roberts' character in that film was also named Vivian (OK, with a different spelling) Ward too. For a while I was teased unmercifully, things not being helped by my being very tall, very slim and sporting a bobbed-blonde hairstyle.
Yes, we all know that Julia Roberts is a red-head, but in the early part of that film, she wore a blonde wig which all but matched my own hairstyle. It was that street-walking hooker character which my fancy-dress costume recreated: A white midriff revealing crop-top, blue mini-skirt and black leather thigh boots.
I'd looked smoking-hot in that rig when I was twenty-six and was pretty damned pleased to see how well I could still carry it off more than thirty years later. My belly wasn't quite so flat and trim nowadays, but I better (perhaps over?) filled that crop-top and was confident that my boobs would distract peoples' attention -- especially the men's -- from my waistline.
In 1993 Richard had worn a smart business suit a la Richard Gere playing Edward Lewis in the same film, but for this year's party -- courtesy of his younger brother -- Richard would instead be donning a Naval Officers Uniform Whites (albeit Royal rather than US Navy) in a homage to Gere's 'Zack Mayo' character in 'An Officer and a Gentleman'; I have to say, he looked rather dashing.
The party was a resounding success and my costume garnered me a LOT of attention, most especially, though not surprisingly, from the men. I was barely off the dance floor all night and to continue with the Hollywood theme, some of that dancing got very dirty! The majority of my dance partners were rather younger than myself, which provided yet another fillip to my evening.
When I say 'rather younger', several dance partners -- especially the dirtiest ones! - were less than half my age. In some respects, that was perhaps for the best? Had I been twenty-seven, or indeed even thirty-seven, rather than my now fifty-seven, I suspect that someone's wife or partner might've scratched my eyes out within the first hour!
Despite the handicap of those advancing years, I was still going strong to the end. Save for Richard and I, all the other 'Oldies' had gone by ten-thirty and well before midnight even Richard had taken himself off to a quiet corner and gone to sleep. I meanwhile was still bopping away as the hour-hand approached one and the last of the other guests departed.
Beyond the 'buzz' which I'd been getting from all that male attention, I'd put my own stamina down to the Vodka with Red-Bull concoction which Carl had introduced me to early on in proceedings. It's only with hindsight that I've begun to wonder if one, or more of those cocktails perhaps included a little something else? I was certainly very... gregarious, the evening.
With Richard contentedly asleep, I helped Zoe and Carl to clear away the worst of the detritus and re-order their furniture before rousing him at about 1:30. As is his way, Richard was wide awake in the instant and bemoaning the fact that the music had stopped and the drinks cabinet closed; Carl immediately offered to re-open both.
I was quick to intervene: "I don't think so; Richard's had more than enough to drink already, it's time that I got him home and into bed."
"Whoa, that sounds promising Richard; the Happy-Hooker's eager to get you into bed and earn her fee."
"I wish; Richard will just about manage the walk home (it's only ten minutes) but his revitalisation is no more than a dead-cat bounce, Richard will be sound asleep again thirty seconds after his head touches the pillow."
Both Carl and Zoe responded, almost together; Zoe offering: "If you're not up to the walk, you're welcome to stay here; the spare bed's already made up."
Carl meanwhile contributed: "Well if the old man's not up to it Viv, just give me the word, I'll come back with you instead; I don't know what you charge for your services, but I'll happily pay it."