Chapter 03
Stephen tries to bring his wife Ann and his lover Beth closer together--and succeeds surprisingly well.
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Author's note:
This chapter is part of a long narrative. For best results, begin
New England Triad
at Chapter 1. If that's not convenient at the moment, all is not lost: this chapter (#3) starts out with a recap.
The narrator is Stephen Lancome, a married, 39-year-old college professor and bicycle enthusiast. He loves his wife but (back in Chapter 1) somehow stumbled into an affair with Beth. Enjoy. -- Peter
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Another Tuesday, one week after my improbable, absurd, and mind-blowing
alfresco
sexual encounter with Beth. Other even-more-improbable events soon followed. The next day, Beth, a freelance graphic designer, took on a new corporate client and began working closely with a technical writer there--who of course turned out to be my wife Ann. That evening, I told Ann I had somehow gotten into an intimate relationship with a woman. Ann dealt with the news with great restraint, though she was far from happy to hear it.
Thursday nothing much happened. On Friday, Ann figured out that The Other Woman was in fact the new freelancer, Beth. Then the two went off to a previously scheduled lunch together. They had already come to like each other. By the time lunch was over they liked each other even more. Which is not to say that Ann liked sharing her husband with
anybody
.
One more plot twist might seem the most improbable of all--though Beth had predicted it right off. Ann did not call up the best divorce lawyer in town. Rather, she bit her tongue, crossed her fingers, and hoped that this affair would soon blow over. She let Beth and me know that she was giving us a little time to screw our heads on straight, figure out what the hell we were doing, and--she was betting and hoping, though not at the moment demanding--stop doing it and grow up. Well,
somebody
in this triangle had to play the role of Responsible Adult. Beth and I certainly weren't doing it.
Ann's remarkable restraint had another cause. I had done much the same for her when the shoe was on the other foot, five years ago.
Why didn't I just hide my affair from my wife, like normal people do? Because the spouse always finds out eventually, and then the explosion is ten times worse. Because lying and deceiving damage a marriage more than straying genitals themselves do. Because Ann had told me, gently, about her own affair just two hours after it had begun, and I soon realized that--if she had to fuck the guy in the first place--telling me right away was the best
next-
thing she could have done. Because I owed Ann the same courtesy that she had shown to me, and--I hoped she would think--she owed me the same gentleness and restraint I had shown to her.
Weird as all this sounds, it worked.
So now it was Tuesday, a week later. I was taking the summer off from teaching. Beth had an afternoon with no pressing business. We were lying naked in her bed enjoying some post-coital contentment. I was on my back, she on her side. Not for the first time, her index finger was slowly twirling my now-soft penis around in a circle. I should buy her a pinwheel for her birthday. Except I had no idea when her birthday was. We didn't know each other that well yet.
She smiled at me. An incurable English major, I tossed a little e.e. cummings to her. "I like my body when it is with your body."
She pretended to be annoyed. "That's somebody's poem, right? The whole damned family is a walking Freshman-Lit anthology! Friday at lunch Ann was reciting Auden's 'Lullaby.'"
"Ah.... Yes, the number of 'faithless arms' in my household has been increasing rapidly. Though 'faithless' is putting it a little strongly. I'm prepared to cop to 'wandering.'"
"You can let it wander off my bush and down just a little lower, if you don't mind.... Thank you: that works.... Speaking of, I never asked if you had any strong feelings about pubic hair on a girl."
"Love it," I said. "Especially curly."
"You're kidding."
"True fact. While we're on the subject of not turning off our partner, I just noticed I'm wearing my wedding ring. Am I being inconsiderate?"
"At this stage in our relationship, please keep it on," she said. "I need to be reminded that when I make an error in judgment I make a doozy. If I decide to try to take you away from Ann, then you can take it off. You can also find me a good psychiatrist to deal with my delusions. If I decide to take Ann away from
you
, then I don't care what's on your finger."
"What's all this 'taking away' stuff?" I replied. "So far, we're getting good results with 'share, and share alike.'"
"Yes, well, this is America, and you have no idea what it's like to be brought up female here. Our entire lives, every day, every single part of the culture drums into our heads that only a pair-bond is stable. You've got to get yourself into a pair-bond. A triangle will always collapse, and you will get badly hurt.
"You're the English professor. Name me one novel, play, movie,
or
TV show where a romantic threesome gets along just fine, has great sex, and everyone lives happily ever after. I'm still surprised they let Ingrid Bergman live and fly off with her husband at the end of
Casablanca