I put a picture of my butt on my Yahoo profile and from time to time I get instant messages from women commenting and most of the time asking to see more.
For a 40-something male, I have a better than average body, 6-1, 190, 34 inch waist (same size as when I played college football), toned but not muscle bound and from what I've been told many times, "a nice small tight ass" that women like. The endowment isn't huge, 7 inches or so, but very, very thick. Let's just say I've never had any complaints.
My response to the instant messages is always essentially the same; "if you want to see more you're going to have to see it in person." That stops the majority of the chitchat and they are never heard from again. Every so often a lady will respond back and we might actually have a few chat sessions, but when it comes time to get on with the getting' on, they disappear. Pretenders is the tag I've given them. There have been a few real women and some hot sex sessions have followed.
And then there is Tina. Tina is definitely no pretender.
Tina popped up on my IM screen one day with a common opening, "Nice butt! Can I see more?"
To which in my normal fashion, I responded, "If you want to see more it will have to be in person."
"That sounds like fun," was her response.
We then went through the normal where do you live, what do you do, are you married, etc. etc.
What I found from all that was that she was 38, married, bisexual, lived in a town about 200 miles away from me, worked 2nd shift in a factory there and loved sex. I told her that I came to her town sometime on business and that we'd have to get together while I was there. That was the first session.
For the next two weeks Tina and I continued to have chat sessions and the discussions got hotter and hotter. She shared with me that she had a girl friend and that the two of them sometimes got together with Tina's husband for three-ways or they would get together for one on one sessions. She told me about wanting to seduce her husband's 19 year old nephew and two days later gave me a blow by blow of how she did it and how hot it was.
Despite all of the pretenders I had come across over the years on the Internet, I was beginning to think that she might be real. Either that or she had one of the most vivid sexual imaginations I had ever come across.
A date was finally set for me to visit her city. I needed to get over there to see a couple of customers and, frankly, was ready to find out if she was real or not. I kept telling myself nothing was going to happen, but deep inside I was hoping it did. This lady was hot in our chat sessions and I wanted all of what she was offering.
The days leading up to my trip the conversations got hotter and plans were made. She asked if I wanted her to bring her girl friend with her. Hello? How many men are going to turn down the opportunity of two ladies at once? Not this one for sure. They were going to come to my hotel after they got off work at 11 PM and would be mine until they had to go back to work the next day at 3 PM, both of their husbands conveniently out of town that night. I reserved a suite at a hotel I normally stay at that not only had a king sized bed but a large, I mean large, whirlpool tub with mirrors all around.
The day before I was to head her way, Tina hit me with another offer.
"I want to ask you a question, but you may think I am a sicko or something," she wrote on IM.
We had talked about some pretty kinky things in the past so I couldn't imagine what she had on her mind that I might consider sick.
"Go ahead," I wrote back.
"I have an 18 year old niece that is a virgin and she wants to lose her virginity to an older man. Would you fuck her tomorrow night, too?"
I have to admit I was a little taken aback. I was a little slow with my response and she wrote back, "I am sorry that is sick isn't it?"
"No not really," I wrote back." Just caught me off guard. Tell me about her."
Tina proceeded to describe this virgin from heaven. She was a cheerleader and senior at the local high school, 5-7, 36C, size 6 dress, long legs, tanned all over, blonde hair, blue eyes and beautiful. Now I knew she was bullshitting! This only happens in dreams, normally alcohol induced dreams.
I pushed it further and wrote, "and you want her too?"
It seemed like an eternity before she answered back with, "probably."
My mind raced through what was supposedly going down. I was going to be met at a hotel by three women, all attractive, horny, two of them for sure bisexual, one an 18 year old virgin. Yeah right!
"Let's do it," I wrote back. "See you tomorrow night."
I made the drive early the next morning, met with my customers and checked into the hotel late afternoon. The room was wonderful and I hoped I hadn't spent an extra $50 for a sex room and it end up just being me. I went out to dinner, made a liquor store run just in case they showed up, went back to the room and took a shower and stretched out on the bed around eight, fully resigned to spending the night alone.
I must have dozed off and was wakened by the phone a little after 11. To my amazement, it was Tina and she was on her way. I gave her the room number and she said "they" would be there in 15 minutes or so.
Is this actually going to come down, I asked myself? Damn!
I was dressed in jeans and a sweater with no underwear and decided, what the hell, that was good enough. I splashed on some cologne, started the water in the hot tub, poured myself a stiff scotch and popped a Cialis a doctor friend had given me some samples of. Getting hard is not a problem, but if this night came off as planned, I was going to need all the help I could get before it was over. I lit a cigarette and sat back on the bed waiting for the knock on the door.