It was years ago now when I used that phone line that used to advertise in the free paper to find and arrange sexual encounters with like minded partners. You listen to the intros then request to talk with the ones you like. Like all casual sex forums like this, it's difficult for a male to get the attention of a female, simply due to the overwhelming ratio of males to females.
But sometimes you got some interest, and that night (it was a below-zero January night) I did. She was Lebanese, and not Lebanese-American (like I am part) but Lebanese as in Born There. "Hezbollah" she told me later (this was years ago remember, before Hezbollah became such a hot current events topic). Anyway she was interested in our shared heritage and was amenable to meeting for sex. Sight unseen. Her place. But just one request: would I pleasure her "ugly friend" first. Well I have a passion for giving oral pleasure anyway, so for me this didn't seem burdensome. It sounded intriguing.