Make no mistake about it, when government office workers party it is almost always boring and lifeless. But, I attended one party several years ago that was anything but lifeless.
Thanksgiving was looming on the horizon for my Department and as usual everyone was looking forward to a huge feast. It costs a lot of money to put on one of our little get togethers and NO it doesn't come out of the taxpayer's pocket. We each pitch in a hundred dollars and we reserve a non governmental building or room so that no one can say we are abusing taxpayer trusts.
However, this particular year, we had a new Director who wanted to utilize the facilities we had in an effort to save us a little money because we have a very nice training facility on the grounds that are only used about a half dozen times per year. It was donated to the Department by a Widow of a slain Officer some time prior. Now the unique part about this donation is that, so long as it is utilized by the Department it is ours to do with as we wish but any year that it does not get used for Law Enforcement benefit, it automatically reverts back to the Widow or her heirs to be sold at public auction. The proceeds of the sale will then go to the Department. Kind of a sweet deal all the way around.
We always hold our In-service training in there and periodically we would hold special events wherein we would invite Agencies from all over the region. The facility cost a bit over a million dollars to build and equip and not a dime of it came out of taxpayers hard earned money.
Well anyway, now that the background of the facility is out of the way, let's get to the meat of the story.
This particular year the new Director wanted to use the facility for our Thanksgiving feast. He was in no way opposed to the festivities, he just wanted to demonstrate that he was cost conscious. We of course were all in favor of it but we wanted to make sure we not only included the benefactor but we wanted to invite her as well. Plus, since alcohol was always at our parties, we wanted to make sure she was OK with that as well.
She quickly accepted our invitation and laughingly stated that we could all get as plastered as we wanted since we wouldn't be having to drive anywhere. The building came equipped with a nice barracks where we could crash during extensive training sessions where we would go round the clock.
The day came and all non essential personnel turned out. Sadly there was a full shift of Officers who had to remain on duty. We would swap out with them or at least as many of us who were without having imbibed any alcohol. There were usually enough of us who didn't drink at these socials that could relieve the ones on duty so all worked out well.
The party stated off as usual with a little schmoozing and such and after a couple hours of this the food would be rolled out and the feasting would begin. This year we had 5 new Secretaries, a new Director, Mrs. H. who was the gracious Widow who made all this possible and about 25 dignitaries from around the area that we always invited. Since the party had been going on for a couple hours already, several bottles of Wine had already been consumed, so the buzzing was wide spread. The food was the usual Thanksgiving affair with, Turkey, Pork, Beef, Chicken and all the trimmings.
After we all had a huge meal and most of the tipsy feelings had subsided, we would begin the games. The games were always the benign ones such as pin the tail on the politician or Bingo and almost always included some cop games. When we got to the games, that's when the fun always began. But this year we had no idea what fun these games would bring.
We started off with pin the tail on the politician but this year Mrs. H. suggested that we do something a little more "adult." She suggested that we use the blindfold of course but this time we should "apprehend" a politician while we were being directed by our team. She volunteered to be the first Politician to be arrested. She chose the Director to be the arresting Officer. One of the Secretaries blindfolded the boss and spun him around 3 times and then his team began to shout orders directing him toward Mrs. H.
As the Boss got within arms reach of her, Mrs. H. stepped to the side just as he was reaching for her. He was quicker than she and as she turned he accidentally grabbed her by the boob. She squealed but didn't seem to mind the faux pas. So the Boss continued his pursuit and finally managed to get hold of her arms. But, as he grabbed her, she stumbled backwards and both of them fell in a hysterical wad on the floor. I thought I heard Mrs. H. say something about the Boss having a nightstick in his pockets.
As we moved forward to help them up, I saw Mrs. H give him a quick peck on his cheek and his hands just accidentally lingered on her tits for several seconds. Was something going on?
