I was 24 and in great shape. That is why I could not figure out why my girlfriend dumped me. I wondered this as I got out of my apartment complex pool. It was bothering me and my neighbors could tell. So they tried to cheer me up. They were two ladies in their late 30's and both a little overweight but were both good neighbors. They always flirted with me and kept me in good spirits. They jokingly tugged at my swim trunks as we walked up the steps to our apartments, saying they had no idea why a girl would not want me. I had no plans so I accepted their offer to come over and watch Monday Night Football with them at their apartment.
I put on my tight Cowboys muscle shirt and pair of gym shorts and went over to their apartment to watch the game. They opened the door each wearing a Giants shirt. We joked about how we hated each others teams as we drank some beers. We moved to the couch to watch the game. I sat in the middle and had one of them on each side of me. They came up with an idea to make a bet on the game. I laughed and said ok because I knew the Cowboys would beat the Giants. I told them that if I won they had to cook me dinner for a month. They agreed and said if they won I was theirs for a month. We laughed and agreed with a toast of our beer bottles.
They laughed and cheered as the 4th quarter came to a close with the Giants winning in a blow out 42-0. I was buzzed and begin to wonder what they meant by saying I was theirs. I figured it would be helping them carry in groceries and doing handy man type things for them. I didn't mind that and figured it would not be that bad. I was wrong.
