Once Upon a Time at a Swing Party
The craigslist post read:
Bi-sexual Swing Parties
Every Monday and Thursday 11:00 am to 3 PM and Saturday's 1 pm to 5 pm.
No Alcohol allowed, food and sodas provided, towels, lube & condoms provided.
Men will strip upon entering (can wear towel); women will strip or be in lingerie.
Anything goes (with consent) inside house, no sex outside house or in pool or hot tub, nude sunbathing allowed
"No" means "No" will be strictly enforced!
$20.00 donation for couples
$20.00 donation for single men
Single women free
You have to give credit to the Internet; you can truly find anything on it. I was looking for a used car and a friend told me to look on craigslist. Now this was in 2005 and I had never heard of craigslist so I hit the search button on yahoo and that quick I was looking at used cars.
Finding nothing that interested me I noticed that the site also had personals, so out of curiosity I opened W for M and soon figured out that with a click of a button you could go to only post's that had photos. Well under W for M it looked to be all professional women so I started looking in the other sections.
It was in the MW for M section that I came across the above ad. Seeing that I was 20 years old, still living with my parents, had been dumped by my girlfriend acouple months ago, it was the middle of summer and our house had no pool, I thought why not answer the ad and see what happens.
I clicked on reply to post and sent an email stating that I was interested in attending. Two hours later I got a reply telling me to call the attached phone number to get the address.
Being alittle nervous I dialed the number and a man answered the phone. He told me his name was Bill and made a point of telling me that the $20.00 dollars was just a donation for the food and drinks, he also gave me the impression that if I didn't donate I would not be admitted. I got the address and it being Thursday night I figured I would attend the Saturday gathering.
I did a quick search on Mapquest and found that it was not far from where we lived, I figured that it should only take about 15 minutes to get there.
Saturday morning arrived and I was eating breakfast with my mom, she asked me what I had planned for the day.
Of course being the free spirit that my mom is I told her I was going to a swing party, NOT! I told her I was going to hang out with friends.
I know she wanted to tell me to get a haircut but she didn't. You see since my girlfriend had dumped me I had not shaven or gotten a haircut and it was driving her crazy.
"Will you be home for dinner, dad's is going to BBQ some steaks?"
I told her I would and asked what her and dad had planned for the day?
"We're going to do alittle shopping, catch an afternoon movie and then pick the steaks up on the way home, plan on eating around 6."
They both left the house around 10:30.
I jumped in the shower (figured that if your going to attend a swing party you should at least be clean) and had to admit that I did look like a bum so I shaved and decided to get a haircut on the way.
I guess I should describe myself now for the individuals who want to picture me naked. Again I'm 20 years old, like to say 6' tall but really closer to 5' 10", I weight about 175, with blonde hair. I have what I think is a nice size cock at about 7", I'm cut, shaved balls, and I keep my pubes trimmed close (use to shave completely when I was on the swim team in High School). How many of you pervert's are stroking right now thinking of me? Don't shoot your wads yet the story gets better.
I put on a pair of shorts, t-shirt and sandals (figured I would be naked soon enough why get dressed up), and headed for the barber around 12:15.
When the barber asked how I wanted my haircut I figured what the hell buzz it. With that complete I thought "well on to the swing party."
I arrived at the house about 1:10 pm and was surprised to find that it was a nice one-story ranch house with a detached garage. It was located in an area of town zoned for people with horses so there was a lot of open land all around it. There was a dirt area out front of the house where there were about 10 to 15 cars parked, There was a large truck with the big wheels that was providing shade on the side of it so I parked my beat-up little Toyota next to it.
I soon was at the front door finding it locked; I could hear people inside so I rang the doorbell. A tall older man and an older very skinny woman (they were both probably in their 60's) answered the door and introduced themselves as Bill and Jenny. Bill was dressed in just shorts, Jenny had on bra and a high hipped thong. Bill shook my hand and gave me the rules since it was my first time there.
As Bill was talking I scanned the room and noticed that for one thing there were a lot of older people there, the second thing I noticed was that there were a lot of older people there!
Bill told me to put my sandals by the door and pointed out the donation basket, he then pointed to a room down the hall and said that's where I was to disrobe and the towels were on the bed, with that Bill said "NO SEX IN THAT ROOM!"
He explained to me that there were four other rooms that had beds or couches. He pointed out the living room, which was to the right of where we were standing, and said there was also a rec room and bedroom off the kitchen. In these rooms anything goes. He again explained the "NO" means "NO" rule, and when finished told me that he was sure I'd have fun.
As he escorted me down the hall to the changing room we passed two rooms on the left, the first had about 10 people in it, all seemed to be in their 40's or 50's. There was a female on the bed but I could not see her because there were about 5 guys all over her. Bill told me this was the gangbang room.
The second room was very dark, it had heavy curtains that were drawn closed, it had a couch, loveseat, and there was an old lava lamp in the corner that was the only lighting for the room. There were 5 guys in the room watching each other stroke their cocks. Bill told me that this room was for male on male sex only, women could watch but hands off.
Now I had never seen another guy playing with himself so it was alittle bit of a shock to say the least. I couldn't see much standing in the doorway but I could make-out a guy sitting across from the door that was watching me as I watched him stroke his cock. I quickly followed Bill into the changing room on the right.