I had a lot of asshole friends in college. The kind of jerkoffs who don't have a lot of friends, but for some reason insist on being assholes to the few people that do actually like them. I moved on from these shitbags after a while, but for a long while they were a big part of my life.
The group had these two girls who would get relentlessly made fun of by these assholes, but for some reason, always want to hang out. I liked them and always treated them nicely. One was nicknamed Jewcy, as she said to be Juicy and was a Jew. The other was Arb, they would say her pussy probably looked like an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Jewcy was smart and funny, I liked her most. Arb was not as quick witted but was genuine and very nice. Both had great bodies though they only had average looks. They made me laugh, and they liked to have fun. We'd drink and hang out, smoke, take in an occasional party, typical college stuff.
One summer night we were all hanging out at J/A's house (they shared a place), having some beer and pot. For some reason the gang got it in their heads that they wanted to go to some party. It was at a friend's house, but we'd been there and done that 100 times, I wasn't game. Arb and Jewce weren't either. Shit, we already had beer, we had pot, and we had air conditioning, which we knew this party wouldn't. So the three of us refuse to go which triggers ridicule from the assholes. This included yelling at me, saying I had a small dick and that I'd never get laid. Whatever. Truth of the matter was that while I wasn't seeing anyone, and hadn't had sex in a long, long time, I have a pretty awesome cock. I'm an honest 6 inches (no bone press or any goofy stuff like that). I'm also 5.75 around, which is pretty damn girthy. Combine this with the fact that I'm short and it makes me look massive. I've gotten numerous "holly shit"s or "wow"s when showing off for the first time.
So the gang leaves, but we figure what the hell, we'll just keep things going here. It was nice. We were having fun, laughing, talking, getting a little tipsy. Jewcy seemed a little flirty to me, but it was kind of hard to tell, she always put off that vibe. Sex and relationship had come up, and things were definitely on the spicy side. I think we were all a bit more fired up than usual after being made fun of then abandoned. Fuck them. Solidarity! After a couple hours, we get to talking about how I got to know the gang.
"Oh, Joe lived in my dorm freshman year. There wasn't anything really to it other than that," I responded.
"Ugh, Joe's the worst, he's probably the biggest asshole of them all," Jewcy said.
"Yeah, fuck them," replied Arb. "We're the cool ones anyway!" she said, raising her beer for a toast.
I laughed, "Yeah, fuck them!" and clinked beers with Arb.
Jewcy was just finishing up rolling an absolutely humongous joint. "You're by far the coolest," she said, sparking up.
"Yeah, you're the most fun. You crack me up!" Arb followed.
I laughed and took the joint, "Well, I like you two too!" I exhaled and passed it to Arb.
Jewcy laughed and said, "And I bet you've big too." Obviously going back to the group's taunts earlier.
"I am," I said matter of factly, which was pretty difficult being how high I now was.
"Jewce!" Arb exclaimed, coughing on her smoke.
"Yeah?" Jewce, asked coyly.
"Yeah," I said without a follow up.
"I want to see," Jewce said.
"Jewce!" Arb exclaimed again. Laughing and passing the joint.
"You don't think it's true?" Jewce said to Arb. "I bet it is. Don't you?"
"Hummm..." Arb contemplated out loud. "Maybe... If Jordan says it is, then it probably is."
"That's what I think," Jewcy said with an exhale and smile. "I bet so..."
Arb laughed as Jewce took another puff and passed to me.
"So..." Jewce said as I took a drag. "You going to do it?"
"Psshhh..." I said, trying to play it off. "I'm not showing you my damned dick."
"Why not?" said Jewce. "I want to see."
That part hit me. She seemed very serious. But we were drunk and high, it seemed like just a goofy thing to talk about when you're like that. But it made me think. Should I just fucking do it? Was this all just part of a joke? Would that take it too far?
"Yeah, I want to see too!" said Arb. "I haven't seen a dick in a long time!"
Arb had a reputation of being loose, but it was totally unearned. She had hooked up with a guy at one of the first parties we went to and had the nickname ever since, but in reality, she was just an nice, outgoing person.
"Do it! Do it! Do it!" they started chanting, then laughed. I passed the joint to Arb.
Damn, hearing them talk was starting to get me aroused. I could feel my cock swelling.
"Well, what do I get if I do?" I asked, somewhat trying to deflect. "You going to kiss it?"
"I will," Arb said matter of factly. I had directed this at Jewcy, but Arb didn't hesitate.
"Kiss it?" Jewcy replied. She took a drag. "Sure," she said as she exhaled, smiling and raising her eyebrow. "If I'm impressed. And if I'm not?"
"You will be," I said without hesitation.
Jewce smiled. This was getting real. Should I actually do it? We all seemed on edge. Like there was a time bomb in the room that could explode at any moment.
"Well... " I hesitated, still unsure what to do. "What are you going to do to get me going?" trying once again to perhaps deflect
Jewce and Arb looked at each other, then without saying anything kissed passionately. Holy shit, my jaw hit the floor, I had never saw that coming. My hands started trembling. I was terrified.
Arb and Jewce turned back to me. "That enough," Jewce asked.