I decided to see where this led. I ordered a coffee. We swapped names, though she told me that the only men she remembered were her husband and one neighbour. The neighbour was hung like a donkey and fucked like a goat.
I asked about her husband.
She told me that her husband was ten years her senior. Retired for two years, he had lost interest in everything, including her cunt. She called him a useless old tosser. Apparently she had to lick him for half an hour just to get him hard. He often went soft before he could mount her. He was overweight and boring. They were well off without being rich so they couldn't afford a divorce. They had an open relationship.
Her language was a bit hard to take. She looked very demure but she swore like a guy on roids and used words like cunt and cocksucker as if she had learnt them in kindergarten. She told me about her regular road trips, stopping in cheap motels. She liked picking up stray men for a good hard fuck before moving on.
I told her my tale of marital bliss. I looked at my watch. I was too tired to screw her now, so I mentioned that I was planning to spend the night in Gundagai. She asked where I was staying. She grabbed her iphone and booked the adjacent room after checking that they had room service. She took her car keys out of the handbag and patted my back.
"See you in Gundagai," she whispered as she walked past me toward the exit. I watched her get into a silver Lexus.
I finished my coffee then walked to my black Jaguar. I reached into my pocket for the car key and found her business card. I entered her number into my phone then I fired it up the engine. I sent here a short text message so that she would have my number. I waited a few minutes for a reply but there was none.
I headed south.
Interstate driving is dull. Long straight roads, no big hills and plenty of passing lanes. I set the cruise control and turned up the stereo. The miles disappeared under my Pirellis.
An hour passed and I saw that I had a voice mail. I listened to it through the stereo.
"Hi" it was June, "I just passed a hitchhiker. He's at the Lakeside rest area. I've decided I want to fuck him. If you pick him up you can go slops tonight."
Sat nav indicated that I was ten miles north of that rest area. I waited till the last moment before deciding to play her game. I slowed down and cruised into the lay-by. I spotted the hitchhiker smoking beside a tourist map. I walked up to him and pretended to study the map. He was about 25, tanned, lean and about a foot taller than me. He had a small duffle bag at his feet.
I was nervous so I let him start the conversation.
"Where are you heading?" He asked in a Dutch accent.