We were feeling the wine all three of us. My roommate Toby, my girlfriend Alicia, and myself. I had made dinner and was doing the dishes. Alicia was at the kitchen table rolling a joint, Toby sitting across from her, ogling her.
God your girl is looking hot tonight, he said, in his effeminate lilt. You do those dishes boy, I'm going to take her in the back and cuck you.
Alicia giggled coyly, finished the joint, licking the wrapper and sealing it.
I can't stop you, I said. But I'll be damned if I stay and do your dishes. I'll watch...
Toby is gay mostly. Except when he's drunk which is how I've heard him identify himself sober. Alicia has short blonde hair and small breasts and she is tall and slender but with a sturdy frame much like a boy's. She has wonderful hips though.
I finished the dishes and she lit the joint. We passed it around the table.
We all knew what was happening though nothing had been agreed on. We just all knew we wanted each other and it was palpable in the air.
I scooted close to Alicia. We kissed. When I pulled away, I saw Toby had scooted close. I nodded to them both and they kissed. I stood, grabbed the champagne bottle. They stood and Toby took her hand and led her out the kitchen and through the living room and back to his bedroom. I followed.
When I turned the corner of the room, they were kissing, beginning to undress. I watched as he unbuttoned his shirt and she began pulling her dress over her head. I put down the wine on his desk, came behind her and helped her with the dress, tossing it on the floor. I unclasped her bra and pulled her back to me leaving her in only black lace panties. I kissed her neck while Toby massaged her breasts.
I haven't sucked titties in a coon's age, Toby said.
And we giggled.
Not much there, Alicia said as he took one, then the other in his mouth.
More than a mouthful is a waste of time, he said
He kissed her again.
Girls taste weird, he said.
Alicia shrugged.
Kiss Alex then. She looked at me and said: I want you two to kiss, she said. It would be so hot.
I looked at Toby, pulled him to us so we were kissing over her shoulder.
Mmm, he said. Kiss me like that again, you'll never want pussy again.
Sorry sweetheart, he said to Alicia.