When you are a divorced woman in your early forties, your "friends" tend to arrange dates disguised as "outings." The reason is, because they see you as the lonely professional sister that "needs" a man to complete her circle. And while the thought of having a man was a nice thought. I knew that needing one was a non starter.
You see, I make no bones about being "high maintenance". Lately, black women have been shamed into checking our self worth at the door. I refuse to do that. I bring a lot to the table, and the man that wants to get here will have to do likewise.
Well, Holmes, my brother's coworker, seemed to fit the bill nicely. He was very handsome, a hard worker, his kids seemed to like him(always a plus in my book), funny and very well endowed! However, on our first night together, I discovered that he had no idea how to use his big black dick!
I'm not exaggerating, this guy was straight-up-trash! But to be honest, I was very much attracted to him, and I was willing to work with him so that he could be the type of lover that i needed.
One long Labor Day weekend, he and my brother wanted to do a camping/fishing trip, and my sister in law insisted that we tag along. The guys didn't seem to mind, but I sure as hell did! What in the hell made her think that I wanted to be out there amongst mosquitoes and snakes cleaning stinky assed catfish all weekend?
So, the day that we left, the guys rented us a mini RV just in case sleeping in the elements became too much for us. So once we completed the five hour drive, the men quickly set up camp. Two huge tents that looked as if they had separate rooms in them.
They were eager to hit the water, all three of them, so they drove the RV and boat down to the boat launch and set out for a few hours of fishing. I was pretty sweaty, and really needed a shower. It wasn't until then that I realized that they had my other suitcase in the RV, as well as the shower! Damn! I'd have to go and shower in the ones assigned to our campsite.
As luck would have it, all of my shoes, with the exceptions of the high heeled wedgie sandals that I was wearing, were also in the RV. Welp, its a good thing that these are waterproof! So I slipped out of my shorts(my man loves these shorts that barely hide my wide ass), and I wrapped my huge beach towel around me and walked toward our assigned showers.
Damn! It was so hot out here! As I walked up, I could hear water running, but I just figured that the shower had been left on by whomever used the site last. So I hung my towel on the outside, walked in hoping that I wouldnt slip and fall in my heels, and low and behold, I wasn't alone!
It was an open bay of about 8 shower heads, and there, in the center was a middle aged white man in the shower soaping his rigid and incredibly long dick!
"What the hell?" I shouted. As I realized that I was stark naked in front of a strange man.
"Lady? What are you doing in here?" He asked as he turned toward me with a somewhat annoyed look on his face.
"This is our assigned shower!" I angrily told him.
"No it's not. It's mine. Aren't you in site 29?"
"Yes." I answered.
"Then ma'am" YOUR shower is to the left as you face your campsite from the street, didn't you read your brochure?"
Ok, now this motherfucker is trying to clown? He has no idea of who he's fucking with.
"Yes I read the brochure." I lied. "But to be honest, I may have interpreted it wrong. Look, can you please do something about that?" I asked looking down at his still rock hard dick.