Note: Charles and Midori's last names remain cryptic on a whim of the author. Imagine them being whatever you like.
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A few weeks had gone by. Midori had moved into his apartment, he had gotten a raise at work, and he had submitted one of the graphic novels they had created for printing, after it saw sufficient online success. Midori's life was going swimmingly as well, as she had also gotten a raise at work, as well as won a cosplay contest at a recent Con. Otherwise, their life was much the same as before. The couple went on dates when they could, the bathroom door was never closed, the last Metroid was in captivity, and the galaxy was at peace.
Charles woke up, immediately noticing that he had a raging erection, but also feeling the likely reason for it. He went into the bathroom and was about to pee in the toilet, when he considered his sleeping girlfriend. Charles aimed at the sink and waited to soften. Meanwhile, Midori woke up, immediately missing her boyfriend. She wanted to fuck him. October was approaching, and she wanted him in her before the new year. Plenty of time, sure, but she knew what she wanted. As she shed her underwear and walked to the bathroom, hoping she could catch him before he started pissing, Midori wondered why Charles did not seem to feel the same way that she did.
"Were you about to piss without me?" she asked.
"I didn't want to wake you, since you looked so cute."
Midori walked up to Charles and took his penis. She kissed him passionately, gently pushing him away from the sink.
"I aim your dick," she purred. "Where do you want to pee on me?"
"On your pussy," Charles immediately answered. Midori stood in the tub and aimed Charles's dick, feeling his stream run past her fingers before it splashed on her clitoris. Midori moaned as the warm and wet sensation sent shivers up her spine, going straight back to her own bladder, but she held her piss.
"I love being your urinal," Midori moaned, rubbing one of her breasts. "Your piss is so warm and your dick is so..."
"So what?" Charles asked with a smirk. He knew he was average, but was happy with his body the way it was built.
"So suckable." Midori climbed out of the tub and knelt. She started blowing Charles while rubbing her pussy with one hand and grabbing Charles's ass with the other. Charles's eyes widened and he grabbed the curtain rod to keep his balance. Midori took her hand from his ass to find his other hand and put it on the back of her head.
"Um, I think my dick is sufficiently clean," he said.
"Yeah." Midori took Charles from her mouth and smiled at him. "This is me shaking it three times." She sucked him for a little longer, but when she felt like he was close.
"Why'd...you stop?" Charles asked, catching his breath.
"Because I'm about to piss and you're not in the tub," Midori panted. She bit her lip, something she did when her bladder had reached its limit.
"So even Midori D_ has a breaking point," Charles chuckled.
"She lasts longer than Charles T_." Midori stood as Charles got into the tub. She brought his hands down to spread her labia so she could unleash her stream on his dick. Charles grew even harder, if possible, and Midori grinned.
"You have no idea how much I want to suck on those cherry stems," Charles said, his voice a little hoarse.
"Well, you'll have to wait." Midori was still peeing. "I wouldn't make you drink my morning piss."
"I'm not into piss drinking, so it's fine," Charles said. "But I really want to clean your pussy."
"A man after my own heart," Midori purred before pecking Charles's lips. "Or maybe after my pussy." Her stream dwindled and Charles immediately knelt to lick away the urine hanging from her lips. "Oh...fuck!"
"Not yet," Charles joked before resuming his treatment. "I'm sure you don't want to drip in your undies." He gently closed his mouth around her clitoris and hummed, making Midori grab the curtain rod with one hand. She put the other on the back of his head, desperate for orgasm.
"I...I love you," she moaned, trying not to scream. "Fuuuck! Yes, don't stop. Fuck, fuck, yes, yes, hai, hai, hai, fuuuck!" If Midori were a squirter, she would have unloaded in Charles's face. However, she was not, so instead she thrust herself into his face, enjoying the last waves of her orgasm. "Goddamn, you suck."