Author's Note: It's been about five years, but I'm back. We're picking up where we left off, though I may implement a time skip later. For now, enjoy.
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Midori woke up first the next morning. She looked over at her boyfriend sleeping next to her and sighed internally. She knew Charles loved her. She knew he found her attractive. She knew his parts worked. So what had happened last night?
"We'll fuck," she thought. "We'll fuck, and it'll be everything we hoped for."
As Midori watched her boyfriend sleep, she felt the pressure rising in her bladder. She almost did not care if she pissed in the bed, but she also did not want to wash the sheets (even though it was laundry day). She reached for her nightstand, where she kept an empty sports drink bottle. Midori had much practice pissing in bottles, but she still appreciated the wider mouth. Midori brought the bottle to her lips and audibly sighed. She held the bottle by Charles's ear, which woke him up. Charles slowly sat up and Midori gave him a nervous smile.
"Ohayou, Nidoking," she said. "I couldn't hold it, since I'm female and have a smaller bladder."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Charles responded. He went to kiss Midori good morning, but she put a finger on his lips to stop him.
"First clean me," she said. Charles went down and complied as Midori capped the bottle. "Now...the elephant in the room."
"Ah, that." Charles sighed. "Midori, I've..."
"Were you nervous about your performance?" she asked. "It's also a safe day."
"I had a vasectomy a year ago, so that doesn't matter," Charles said. "There's too many humans on the planet, as it is."
"Fair enough. Do you think you have an idea about it?"
Charles took a deep breath. "Midori, I think I might be asexual."
"Really?"
"All I know is that I want to have sex at least once, but mainly just to say I did. To have given it a shot, no pun intended."
"Have you ever wanted to have sex with me?"
"I've felt some sexual attraction since I knew I loved you, but there's never been much. Mostly I just enjoy your company and watching you piss. I wouldn't say I mind the idea, but it's a stretch to say that I want to."
"But...you jack off. A lot, now that I think about it."
"Masturbating isn't having sex." Charles brushed Midori's hair from her face. "I don't know a lot about myself in regards to sexual things, but if I know anything, it's that I don't want to do it with anyone other than you."
"You never wanted to fuck Molly?" Midori was now curious.
"Not really. Though to be fair, it would not have been appropriate to do so at the time."
"And what about now?"
"Why the sudden third degree?"
"I just want to get to know you better." Midori reached down and gently stroked Charles's penis. "I want you in me, and I want to figure out how to best make that happen."
"Can it wait, Midori? I have to go to work today."
"And you'll have to come back to where you live." Midori smiled. "We'll do it when you get home. Okay?"
"Sure, fine." Charles kissed his girlfriend and got out of bed. He got ready for his day and left.
Midori looked at the ceiling, not laying on the floor. She shifted her gaze, looking down her body, considering what Charles had told her since they had been a couple. She knew he wasn't into tits or asses, and she liked hers, not that they were huge or super spectacular. She had gained a new appreciation for her own pussy, as Charles appreciated it, as well as her brain...
"What do we like about each other?" Midori got out of bed and went into the kitchen, making some tea and heating up some leftover pizza. "What about...Molly?"
Midori sent a text to Molly and ate her breakfast. She had the day off from work, but there were no errands and she did not feel like cleaning the kitchen or doing the laundry. She went back to the bedroom, taking the sheets off and throwing on a pair of shorts and a bra. The phone rang, so Midori answered, hoping to learn.
"No, I won't have a threesome with you, but I appreciate the invite," Molly said. "How's life?"
"I'm alive." Midori dropped onto the chair by the window, looking at the city's early morning. "I was mostly joking when I asked about that, but Charles basically told me that won't happen anyway."
"What do you mean?"
"Did you ever try to fuck him when you were dating? You can tell me."