June 2019
Syracuse, NY
I arrived at Marie's doorway all covered in sweat from my run. I had started at my hotel finishing at her home. She greeted me with a big hug and a smile.
Marie was a petite busty lady in her late forties with ash brown hair styled in a layered bob with skin so very white. I kissed on her cheek then made a remark about her being an American Snow White before I jumping into her shower.
"What's the plan for tonight?" I asked pulling on a fresh t-shirt, it was purple with a large red velociraptor on the front.
Marie blinked three times, as she tried to clear her mind after glimpsing my abs.
"Uh, sorry dear?" She tried to say before finally recovering. "It's basketball."
I took a seat beside her on the sofa and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. On the table before us were bowls of chips, a plate of fruits and veggies along with some bottles of water. It was just us that night, her kids were either out with their father, or staying with friends.
"Oh yes!" I exclaimed excitedly. "That Canadian team is going to win it tonight!"
"They are hardly Canadian." Marie corrected. "Almost all their players are American."
I chuckled as I pulled her in close for a kiss. If there were three words I could use to describe her, they'd be Mormon, Poly, and Innocent, with emphasis on the innocence!
The game progressed very well; the Canadian team lacked the home town advantage, but it didn't stop them from giving it all they had. They were taking bold risks, and it seemed to be paying off.
When I managed to peel my eyes from the TV I would steal flirty glances over at Marie. She wore a baby blue blouse that was low cut in the front, with large oval openings on the shoulders. That dark line of cleavage really had me sweating!
By the final quarter the two teams were still slugging it out, the Canadians seemed to be winning, but it still anybody's game! It reminded me of two veteran armies exhausted by war with enough energy for one last go at it. Much like the Battle of the Ardennes, victory could still be found by either side!
Marie jumped up into the air screaming, I was lost in thoughts about Patton kicking ass, completely missing her breasts swaying hypnotically with her as she leapt repeatedly.
"Pay attention!" She shouted shaking me. "They won!!"
I looked at the TV and it looked like VE day as the crowd surged onto the court! The screaming on the Television was drowned out by our own cheers of joy! The underdogs had done it! Like the boys of Bastogne, they held off the much larger foe to claim victory for themselves!
As Marie's chest pressed against me I remembered the real reason for my visit. I wasn't there to eat celery slices and pineapple chunks, I was there for our mutual pleasure! I could feel my penis engorging, then pushing into her stomach.
"Now, now!" Marie said wagging a finger at me. "I want to see the post game interviews. We can do that afterwards."
I sighed like a man who was told he had to wait another hour to get his million guilders. Marie sat down and when I huffed then sat beside her, she patted me on the leg.
On the TV a Canadian gent was giving an impromptu speech, if you're my age, you'd remember him as the lad in the wheel chair at a Canadian highschool. If you're younger you'd be listening to his songs.
"What did he say?" Marie said turning to me. "Chips? What does that mean?"
"I have no clue?" I said as bravely as McAuliffe would have declared.
"Come on! You're both..." She said with pleading eyes that wanted to say 'black' but the words wouldn't come out, instead she stammered out. "uh... foreigners."
I wanted to say 'Nuts', but I knew she wouldn't get my joke. So while I took a breath to buy time to speak, she said more.
"Chips and dip?" She said confused. "What could that really mean?"
It finally did dawn on me, so I decided to play a game on her.
"Chips and Dip is a game played by South Koreans. The better you know someone the harder you poke them in the anus with you hand/finger whenever they find you bent over." I said like I was quoting from the Koran.
Marie scrunched up her face up as if she were remembering a bad memory, then slapped my leg before laughing out loud.
"I lived in South Korea with my husband when he was stationed there!!" She declared laughing. "They play that game, but they don't call it that at all! Even the Korean words don't sound like Chips N Dip!"
"Ok..." I said trying to keep a straight face.
"Come on!" She said with a shove. "We won't do anything until you tell me!"
"Ok, I got it." I replied at an attempt to look serious, with little success.
"Come on! Out with it!" She said with her finger and thumb set up to pinch.
"Ok, ok, ok!" I said. "This one I heard in the Barclay's."
"That's not a place!" She declared defiantly.
"So... Chips N Dip is when a male gets down on his hands and knees between a woman's legs." I said slowly as if it were a secret.
Marie leaned in close with a hand on my knee, we had both forgotten the game on the TV. She looked into my eyes hoping to glean some deeper meaning from my words.
"He presses his lips against her... uh lips." I said in a lower tone.
Marie moved closer to me, now deeply enthralled by my tale. If we were armies, I now had her deep inside my Falaise Gap, and it was time to close the trap upon her!
"Then the male exhales like he his blowing up a balloon!" I said yelling the last bit.
Marie looked shocked and puzzled all at once. She had never heard of the Barclay Islands, and how someone there knew this story was beyond her. Fire and fury rose inside her, but as she shoved me humour returned immediately!
"Shut the front door!" Marie roared! "Firstly there's no mention of Chips or Dip!"
I almost fell on the floor laughing.
"Why are you so upset?" I asked wiping a tear from my eye.
"Never you mind!" She roared all fired up again!
This time I did land on the floor, laughing all the way down! Getting back up, I couldn't breath. I had completely destroyed her in ways I didn't quite know with that joke.
Rising I felt that I had one more joke left in me.
"I have to use your latrine madam." I said with tears on my cheeks.
"Go if you must, I'm not missing this!" She said discovering the TV again.
I grabbed the bowl of chips, clutching them close to my body as if it were the printed plans for Operation Totalize.
"What are you doing?" She asked suddenly discovering me in her home.
"I may need a snack while I'm gone..." I said making up a lame excuse.