I'd spent some days in the hospital after being ambushed and beaten unconscious after a late night tryst with the daughter of a former supervisor. I didn't know if she had anything to do with it but I vowed that we'd settle up one day. I was lucky to be alive and started looking for another place to live while I was still bed ridden. I'd like to say that the experience sobered me up and that I would only date women of a reasonable BMI, but my body said otherwise convincing me one early Sunday morning. I'd been on some serious pain killers awaking to some light music amid the drug induced haze swirling around my head to one huge bobbing butt. It appeared to have a life of its own bobbing and jiggling comically inches away from my face. It was covered in some light blue scrubs with an extremely visible panty line that almost looked drawn onto the material. I unconsciously reached out palming one of the meaty cheeks finding it soft to the touch.
"GOOD LORDY JEEESSUUSS!!" The owner of this miraculous butt nearly jumped out of her skin turning wide eyed as if pinched by the devil himself.
I found myself looking at an equally cartoony stereotype of a big, black woman. Her visage unequivocally reminded me of old Hollywood actress Hattie McDaniel from this movie called "Gone with the Wind" and I resisted the urge to laugh in her face as she palmed her butt like I'd lit a match under it.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I really can't apologize even though it's the right thing to do."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS; ARE YOU FOR-REEEAALLL!!" This time she earned the laughter that followed from several beds as other patients found the proceedings humorous.
"Mamma you can't put all of that in my face and expect me not to get a piece. Don't get mad baby, just keep shaking that ass." The nurse did a double take as I swatted in her direction making the large bubbly woman jump backward.
"WATCH YOURSELF; YOU ALREADY GOT A FREEBIE!!" Her nametag read Gladys.
"Can I have another sample please?" More laughter filled the six bed room as Gladys turned and shushed the other male patients in the most comical, overblown way.
"BABY YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THIS!!" She emphasized her statement by pushing her large breasts together revealing some serious cleavage through the taut material of her nurse's smock.
"Oh you didn't know; nobody told you Gladys?"
"What?"
"I got a license to operate heavy equipment baby; now get over here!" Laughter erupted in the room creating a surreal almost circus kind of environment. Gladys reached down and gave my foot a tug before proceeding to the door.
"Now you stray out of trouble." She wagged a finger at me.
"Next time you come back; tug a little higher baby." I patted my crotch over the thick blanket covering my body causing even more laughter. My funny nurse giggled along with everyone else before slapping her large rump for my enjoyment and exiting the room. The somber mood returned slightly after she was gone as I thought angrily of my assault and plotted revenge for the slight. Melanie Santos had started everything by blackmailing me into a sexual tryst months earlier and I would be damned if her kid was going to get off easy for fucking with me. A good friend of mine with some relevant skills received a call and would meet up with me when I was discharged later in the week. I perused some ads looking for a new place to live before dropping into a drug induced slumber.
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My room was dark and everyone was asleep as I was awakened by vigorous shaking of my arm. It took a moment for me to get the cobwebs out of my head as I found myself looking up into Gladys' face with a knowing smirk. Her indigo, dark chocolate complexion rendered her nearly invisible in the darkness of my room but her light blue clothing could be seen quite plainly as well as the wheel chair by my bed.
"Uhm; I-I'm here to take you for some uhm, tests." Her big meaty hand covered my mouth stifling a joyous giggle.
The large rotund woman seemed to be unnaturally strong practically lifting me from my bed into the reclining medical wheelchair. She motioned for me to be quiet as she peered out of the big wooden door to see if the coast was clear. Gladys appeared to be about five eight in height with a wide body defined by a squarish looking torso over a humongous, meaty looking butt that threatened to ride up from the waist band of her scrubs. I could make out a funny looking flowered print on her underwear which seemed to be on kind of crooked.
"My this is exciting." She glared back towards me with an angry expression and a finger to her big, juicy lips. Her face was situated on a head that appeared to be a perfect circle with no neck visible underneath and I wondered if it was a good idea to follow through with what was probably going to happen.