I was flying as a corporate pilot for a company in West Texas. The job required me to make a daily round-trip from Midland-Odessa to a remote airstrip in a resort community on the Rio Grande. Bored, since I was flying alone most of the time hauling only cargo, I invited residents and workers in the resort community to ride with me. Over the next few weeks several took my up on the offer. One guy from the remote site just wanted to go to town to get parts for his truck. Others had other reasons to "go to town."
One morning a few hours after I arrived at the remote airstrip a young, black woman who tended bar at the saloon in the western resort town asked if she could make the trip with me. I agreed readily, as I was sure I would enjoy her company as I did the company of others on the lonely flights, and I was just as sure nothing unusual would happen with her traveling with me. After all she was half my age and had a young male friend about her own age.
On the flight to Midland-Odessa that evening everything was ops normal, a routine flight, until we got near enough to see the lights of the metropolitan area. Yolanda had enjoyed the view of the mountains near the border, flattening into the plains of the Permian Basin, the setting sun, and the moon rising behind us. Then she seemed to get nervous as the lights came into view.
Let me tell you a bit about Yolanda. She was young, in her early 20s, about 5' 5," 120 pounds, just a bit plump, with a beautiful face, nice white-toothed smile, full red lips, and a nicely rounded body, articulate, well-spoken. An intelligent, young lady who had always been nice to me when I was in the saloon, drinking coffee or sodas, since I could not drink during the flight day, and having sandwiches from the bar.
So, fidgeting in her seat beside me in the airplane, she turned and leaned close to me so I could hear her over the sound of the engine. "Ummh, Rob," she said, "when we get to Midland, do we have to go through any kind of clearance, a customs and immigration check?"
I had sensed her nervousness and decided to have a little fun with her. "Oh yes," I said, "the inspectors come out and go over the airplane throughly. They will check our baggage and us as well," I told her. "Why do you ask?" I queried hiding a grin.
"Well, I have some marijuana," she said. "Just a bit to smoke when I have a chance. Will that be a problem?"
Carrying the joke, I continued, "Goodness yes. They will surely find it, and we'll be in a lot of trouble."
"Then I'd better hide it," she said, reaching around into the back seat and pulling her little handbag into her lap. She reached into the bag, took out a plastic baggie containing several pre-rolled joints. Reached back into the bag, took out a condom, unwrapped it, pulled it over the baggie, carefully so as to not break the rolled, special cigarettes.
"What are you going to do with that?" I asked.
"Stick it up my pussy," she said bluntly, and started undoing her jeans.
I hesitated for a moment, felt my cock growing hard at the thought of watching her stuff the condom-covered cigarettes up her twat, then decided the joke had gone far enough. "Yolanda," I said.,"We'll simply park the airplane. I'll unload the cargo into the truck I am using, and it is parked right off the ramp where we tie down the plane. We don't go through any clearance at the airport. Don't worry. You'll be alright with your little contraband."
By this time she had her jeans pulled down below her knees and was peeling off a sexy-looking, bright red thong revealing, even in the dark cockpit, lit only by the glow of the instrument lights, a firm, flat belly, muscular thighs, and a hairy pubic bush covering her puffy cunt lips.
"You bastard," she said, shivering, then punching me with a hard fist on the shoulder. "You had me scared to death. I was sure I was going to get caught with this shit, and we would both go to jail. Then you'd hate me. That's why I spoke up."
I chuckled and apologized. "I'm sorry, Yolanda. I couldn't help but have a little fun with you."
"Yeah," she said, chuckling also, now enjoying the joke. "I bet you wanted to see my black pussy too and watch me stick this up my hole," she added, waving the cigarette-filled condom in my face. "You sure were looking," she said. "You asshole, you're still looking at me," she said. "Like what you see?" she asked.
"Yes, Yolanda, I like what I see," I admitted.
"Well, that's all you get you old fart," she said emphatically, "a look at this fine, young cunt." With that she opened her thighs, smoothed her free hand over her pubes, and said, "Damn, I've gotten all wet with the excitement." She brought her hand to her nose and sniffed her fingers, then she brought them under my nose. "Smell that," she said, "and know what you've missed, being such a clown."
Taking a deep breath, inhaling the sweet exlixir of her juicy pussy, I said, "Gee, Yolanda, don't torture me. I said I'm sorry."
"Yes you are," she said, "a sorry ass jokester, scaring the shit out of me like that, making me get all wet. I'll bet you're even hard," she added, licking her fingers in her mouth first, then reaching over to check out her theory. "You are hard," she said, feeling my cock through my jeans, "and you've got a big one for an old, white man," she teased me, holding and squeezing my erection.
"Ummmnh," I moaned in delight at the feel of her pudgy, black hand massaging my stiff rod. "Keep that up and we'll have to see about signing you up for the mile-high club."
Stroking me with her jeans and panties still down, she asked, "What's the mile-high club? Another one of your jokes?"