Chapter 39 - Chocolate Cake and a heart to heart.
After we all said our goodbyes, mum drove us home. As I was tired after driving three hot milfs through the roof with pleasure.
"So how was your present?" Mum asked as we drove home from Brandi's.
"It was, ah, ah." I stammered.
"Jesus three hot milfs, throw themselves at you and you penetrate each and every hole of theirs and you can't even explain how it felt." Mum said.
"Not that, I'm just trying to find the right word. Fantastic, Fun, Fabulous, hot. All of these words spring to mind." I said.
"Good I'll accept any or all of those." Mum said.
"To be honest mum, it was a big surprise. Not that I didn't enjoy it. But why you three? I mean you have access to my parts at home, Yana knows we fuck. And why Grace and Brandi? And at Brandi's place?" I said.
"Well, all of us wanted to give you a memorable present. You're right, I do have access to you at home. But it can't be for much longer because I know if push came to shove you would choose Yana over me. It was originally going to be Penny, Grace, and Brandi. But Penny said three brunettes would be boring. So, we tried to get Janice or Carmel instead of me. But Carmel had other plans, even though she said being fucked by you that night at Janice's when she was pregnant, felt incredible. Janice said she had something else for you. I didn't tell you, but Penny has a present that is sort of like Whoopi Goldberg." Mum said.
"Whoopi Goldberg but Penny isn't black." I said.
"Yes, I know but she was in a movie called sister act." Mum teased.
"So, Penny's gift involves a nun's habit? I'm afraid you've lost me." I confessed.
"No not the habit, the title. Sister Act?" mum said.
"Oh, sister act." I said.
"Oh, Christ you must be tired. Sister act, who have you fucked recently who is related to Penny?" Mum teased.
"Jeanette." I answered.
"And Jeanette is Penny's what?" Mum said.
"Sister." I said.
"Yes." Mum replied.
"Oh, sister act, is her wedding gift her and Jeanette together?" I asked.
"Yes, Jesus that was like pulling teeth. So, because Penny and Jeanette are going to double team you as sisters soon. Penny pulled out and I got brought in." mum said.
"Oh, and Grace knew about you and me?" I asked.
"Yes, she's known since Rotorua. And Brandi's constantly horny. You should have seen her twenty years ago." Mum explained.
"Yes, Brandi should find herself a nice man and settle down." I suggested.
"Yes, Grandpa and she is still married to her husband. If you notice she still uses Mrs.? We all think she hasn't moved on from him because she is guilty. About his death." Mum said.
"How so?" I asked.
"Well, they were trying for kids, and it wasn't working, and then a woman fireman rang him at home. And Brandi all drugged up with fertility drugs, got the wrong idea, and accused him of having an affair with the girl. She was only asking if they could swap shifts for one day. They had a big row and Brandi broke a few things. So, he swapped shifts for a week until she simmered down and on one of those shifts, he got killed. Turns out he wasn't having an affair. So, Brandi has blamed herself ever since." Mum explained.
"And you and Yana having your little tiff worked well, I could play the concerned parent and send you off to Brandi's for help. And then Grace and I could sneak in the back. I had to invent a department meeting at school so I could get out of going to the baby show with Yana. But you and I have to go with her on Sunday. Penny was saying." Mum said as she explained the lies, she had to tell to cover everything up.
"Yes, she sees you as more of a surrogate mother than a mother-in-law really." I said.
"Yes, she does but then her mother is apparently older than me and is 10,000 miles away. And in a way your father and I regard her as the daughter we never had." Mum explained.
"Yes, that chastity belt idea was funny." I said.
"Yes, your father's idea, he thought it was funny too. So did you and Yana have fun on your date?" Mum said.
"Yes, we did, thank you for asking. But I don't know if Yana has told but she was hot and horny and practically begged me to fuck her at the end of the night. But I turned her down." I said to mum.
Mum shot her hand across to my head. First of all, she felt my forehead and then pressed two fingers on my neck.
"Hmm, well you aren't hot, and you have a pulse. But an eighteen-year-old turning down a fuck? Are you all, right?" Mum said with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.
"Yes, I'm perfectly all right, it's just that I didn't want to spoil the night, we had a wonderful night, and she was looking gorgeous, and we could feel the romance and love in the air. Why spoil it with sex?" I explained.
"Yep, my thirty-year-old son again." Mum teased.
"Ha, but I did really enjoy tonight. Not too many males ever have a two girl, let alone a three girl. So, I consider myself lucky." I said.
"Good, but remember I've had a department meeting and you have been going over wedding details with Thomas. Ok? And I haven't told you about Penny's gift as well. And on Sunday Yana wants to take us both to her church before the baby show. I'm actually quite interested in the church part." Mum said.
"Oh, do you have something to confess?" I playfully teased mum.
"Like what? I'm a good wee Irish catholic girl." Mum teased back affecting a comical Irish accent.
"Well first of all your Irish accent sucks, when compared to your grandmothers and Carmel's. Second, I don't know. The infidelity, the incest, the lying." I teased her back.
"Ha you can talk, anyway all of those you are also part of. So, I suppose we are going to burn in hell together. When did you become so religious anyway?" mum asked.
"I didn't I was just winding you up." I said with a smile.
"But speaking of religion, Brandi is a sally, yes?" I asked.
"Well yes and no. She's lapsed a bit like us. Why?" mum replied.
