"A lot of girls like to pretend that they're full of rainbows and unicorns but not me, if I've got to fart, I do it, I don't hold back, I let loose wherever I'm at," Marguerite DesRenaudes said with a smirk, and then she did just that. Squeezing her voluminous ass cheeks, the curvaceous young Frenchwoman unleashed a loud, wet fart. And then she leaned back on the reclining chair, seemingly without a care in the world.
"Hmm, I like that sound," said her boyfriend Armand Abelard, and the burly, handsome and dark-skinned young Haitian-Canadian threw his head back and laughed. Marguerite looked him up and down, then smiled, pleased by his reaction. The two of them relaxed on the sand at Jean-Dore Beach, one of Montreal's top tourist attractions. Fellow beachgoers, including a balding, Hawaiian-shirted Quebecer and his Filipino wife, walked away, disgusted.
Armand smiled, thrilled by Marguerite's utter fearlessness. The two of them met a year ago in sociology class at the University of Montreal. The sociology professor, Regina Seguin, made the mistake of pairing the six-foot-tall, brilliant and hot-headed young Haitian business major with the smart-mouthed, sassy, French-born international student and outspoken "body image activist" for an assignment, and sparks flew. Much to a lot of people's surprise, Armand and Marguerite were still together a year later.
"Guess I cleared the air," Marguerite said, shrugging while smiling wickedly, and Armand nodded, then kissed her on the lips. Nothing he liked more than inhaling his favorite nasty woman's toxic fumes. Armand looked at Marguerite, who looked pretty damn good in a bathing suit which the five-foot-ten Frenchwoman filled out like only a curvy, busty, wide-hipped and big-bottomed woman could. Her long reddish brown hair flowed freely on her shoulders, and her vivacious green eyes were hidden by a pair of sunglasses.
"Nasty woman," Armand said with a shrug, and Marguerite lifted her sunglasses and winked at him. Marguerite licked her lips, knowing exactly how much her darling Armand loved his 'nasty woman.' Linking her hands with his, Marguerite rose, and then the two of them made their way toward the water. Like the 'chenapan' that he is, Armand splashed water at Marguerite as soon as they got into the water, and she squealed in surprise...
"Dammit, Armand, I'm going to get you for this," Marguerite shouted, and she chased after him, but the tall, lean and athletic young man easily escaped her clutches. Marguerite smiled, and shook her head. Armand stood a few meters away, and raised his hands in the air in mock-surrender. As he approached her in a conciliatory manner, Marguerite opened her arms wide, as if to embrace him. Smiling, Armand came nearer, and then, Marguerite suddenly shoved him backwards, and he fell on his ass.
"Hey, not fair, mamas," Armand said, shaking his head, as he slowly rose to his feet. Marguerite stood before him, hands on those wide hips of hers, a cocky grin on her lovely face. Armand shook water out of his thick Afro like a lion shaking rainwater out of his mane, and she held her breath, temporarily dazed by his sheer masculine beauty. Marguerite was still smiling when he pulled her close, kissed her on the lips, and then threw his weight against her, sending them both tumbling into the water...
"You sly bastard," Marguerite said, laughing, as she waded in the water, and Armand grinned. Once more they kissed, and laughed in unison. Other people waded into the water around them, young women, old men, young women, single people, families, the whole nine yards. Marguerite and Armand ignored them all, for they were very much in a world of their own...
"Yeah, I'm slick and tricky, but you like me," Armand said, and Marguerite smiled and nodded. It was astonishing how much she loved the cocky, handsome young Haitian. To say that the two of them came from different worlds would have been the understatement of the century. Indeed, Marguerite DesRenaudes and Armand Abelard came from entirely different hemispheres, come to think of it...
Armand Abelard was born in the City of Montreal, Quebec, to Haitian immigrant parents who left the island of Haiti due to political strife in the late 1980s. Marguerite DesRenaudes was born to a family of farmers in the Camargue region of France. As much as she loved the mountainous, almost primeval, unique land in which she was raised, Marguerite always knew deep down that her destiny lay elsewhere...