After a night of love-making I was famished! The evening before I had met a busty, blonde, and voluptuous college Fresh man in the dining room of the hotel. She had never been intimate with a black man before, but after our night together, I turned her into a true Queen of Spades.
She had left my room before I awoke up. I assumed that she had checked out, and was nearly home for American Thanksgiving.
As I walked into the dining room however, I saw her sitting, breakfast... and there was a young man with her!
She was dressed in a very conservative knee cut dress and blouse, with her shoulder length hair done up.
The young man with her, he looked to be her age, or about twenty-one, looked like he was wearing his Sunday best. He looked to be about five foot ten, 200 lbs, and slightly on the chubby side.
I strolled up to them and introduced myself as if we had never met, and asked to join them. He stood up, shook my hand and offered me a seat, she had a shocked expression; like a teen caught stealing a ball cap at the mall.
It was almost a déjà vu, the three of us once seated, all joined hands, prayed, and then swapped travel tales. I was headed to the New England's for work; she was going to the Midwest for American Thanksgiving; and he taken a bus out here to meet her because he missed her so much.
Most men would feel pangs of guilt at hearing such words... I am not one of those men. I had given her a facial, two creampies, and wrote on her with a marker! Heck, I still had a shit eating grin on my face. If I had a moment alone with her, I'd do it all again.
Breakfast was a buffet; I quickly filled my plate with scrambled eggs, and Canadian bacon. I returned to my seat, to see her scowling at me; her plate was covered in sausage links, and bananas.
"So phallic." I said in the best romantic voice I had.
She didn't seem amused by my joke. Her boyfriend was waiting for a custom-made omelette, and would be a few minutes.
"Shut-up, and listen carefully!" She barked at me. "If he mentions the Middle East, you stay quiet, and say nothing!"
"Ok..." I replied cautiously. I was thoroughly confused.
"Good!" She whispered in a harsh voice. "Now what are you doing here?"
"You made me promise last night to say hello if I ever saw you again." I said as innocently as possible.
"Hey, when did Casanova arrive?" I asked. "Was he in your room whilst we partied in mine?"
"No!" She said. "He called in the middle of the night; I had to pick him up from the bus terminal."
She took a breath and continued to speak quickly and quietly. "I forgot about that promise, fair enough."
"This bacon is delicious!" I said as I forked some into my mouth. "I wonder if they call it Canadian Bacon in Canada, or just Bacon?"
She was still unimpressed with my humour.
"I didn't have time for a shower before I picked him up, and I haven't had one since!" She hissed at me.
"Oh?" I was confused with this bit of information.
"When we got back to my room, we kissed, and then he ate me out!" She said.
I nodded in acknowledgement; however it was a façade, my heart was racing, and I instantly had an erection!
"I still have marker all over my body!" She said.
Before I could say anything in reply, he sat down, and asked what we were talking about. She had the look of panic; I simply mentioned the little joke about the bacon; it turned out to be the right thing to say, we all laughed and continued to eat.
My mind wandered off, all I could think about was her boyfriend eating that perfect creampie I made the night before. I had pumped a lot of sperm into her, and he feasted on it like it was manna from heaven! My erection was hurting, I was so hard.
"I wonder if she made him wear a condom when they did it?" I thought to myself. "If she didn't, our sperm must be fighting it out inside her..."
Thoughts of sperm wars inside her uterus, and fallopian tubes danced in my head. Suddenly there was quiet, and both of them were staring at me. She looked dark and angry; he had a happy/curious look on his face. I had a vague notion of what the question was... I also felt like I was forgetting something...
"The pyramids?" I said, taking a shot in the dark. "I saw them during my furlough, when I served with the Dutch army in... Afghanistan."
"No way!" He said.
She slapped her forehead with her hand, and said, "Oy vey!"
It's funny how a woman can take a facial, and receive two bareback creampies, AND make her boyfriend unknowingly clean it all up, but any talk about the Middle East is strictly as the Dutch say, verboden! As it turned out she didn't want this conversation to happen because he recently had left the National Guard of his state. Now that the wars in Iraq, and Afghanistan had wound down (this was 2014), he had missed his chance for some "action".
We both exchanged war stories, and she shot red-hot daggers with her eyes at the two of us. Finally however, our meal was complete; I had to run, and then drive.
"I'm so happy to have met you both." I said, extending my hand. "I am off to the hotel's gym, for some exercise before I drive more."
