"I see you've done well for yourself," said Ralph's ex-girlfriend Lauren, eyeing Ralph's cute new Asian wife up and down.
Ralph hadn't seen Lauren in over five years at this point. He'd been married to Jacki for three years.
It was a chance encounter, but it would turn out to be a turning point in Ralph's life.
They were standing in the bra section at Macy's, where Ralph had taken Jacki so she could pick out her birthday present. Lauren just happened to be there at the same time.
"Nice to meet you," said Jacki. A non-native speaker, she had a clear Chinese accent.
"I hope Ralph is treating you well," said Lauren, shaking Jacki's hand.
The two women couldn't possibly be more different. Lauren was tall and buxom. She could've played Brunhilde in Wagner's "Ring of the Niebelungen". She certainly had the blonde Germanic hair for it, done up in pigtails. She had matronly bosoms a man could get lost in, and an ass that would make her the life of any dance floor. Compare that to Jacki. Jacki was 5'5" if she stood on her tippy-toes. She had short black hair and slanty almond eyes. She was skinny and flat-chested. Along with her flat ass and her tiny little button nose, you could almost use Jacki as a table. Jacki almost had the physique of a twelve-year-old boy. And yet there was something distinctly feminine and beautiful about her, a certain je ne sais quoi. It was the way she carried herself, the way she tilted her head, the way she toyed with her hair while talking to you. Jacki was more than ten years older than Lauren or Ralph, but she had that indeterminate Asian look where you can't tell if she's 40 or 18.
*****
"Honey guess what?" said Jacki, when Ralph came home from work the next day. "Lauren texted me. She's taking me out to show me some fashion stores."
Ralph got a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. The last thing he wanted was for Lauren to rub off on Jacki.
As a matter of fact, that's exactly why Ralph switched to Asian girls.
Let me explain.
Lauren and Ralph had been dating when the BNWO lifestyle was first going mainstream. In case you live under a rock, that stands for "Blacked New World Order". Once Lauren discovered BBC and the BNWO, it didn't take long before she announced she was "Black Only". She had offered to stay with Ralph and let him be her pussyfree provider. Ralph had declined the offer.
Ralph tried dating other white girls, but the pattern kept repeating. He would date a girl for a few months and then she would discover BBC. And then, it would take even longer to find the next girl, as more and more whitegirls elected to "Say No To Whiteboys".
In desperation, Ralph even tried out 'ethical non-monogamy'. With his final white girl, Katie, Ralph reluctantly agreed to let her have a side bull, on the condition that Katie not deny Ralph sex. It worked for a while. But despite all the promises, sex became less and less frequent as Katie became BBC-addicted. Finally she gave Ralph an ultimatum. He could agree to have sex exactly once per year on his birthday, or they could break up. Ralph chose to break up.
By that point, the whiteboy dating pool was looking grim. Ralph would meet girls from dating apps, only to learn they were already black-only, looking for a pussyfree whiteboy to financially support them.
Ralph took the plunge and went Asian.
Jacki had come to the U.S. for grad school. She'd always loved younger white guys, so she was thrilled when Ralph, a handsome white man more than ten years her junior, asked her out. By the third date, they were petting and making out. Ralph discovered that Asian girls aren't so bad after all.
When Jacki finished her PhD, Ralph married her so she could stay in the U.S. But it wasn't just a green card marriage. By that point, Ralph and Jacki were genuinely in love. For the wedding ceremony, Jacki dressed up as Ralph's favorite anime character. Ralph didn't just have a wife, he had himself a waifu!
*****
"Girl, that looks so good on you!"
Lauren was showing Jacki around some upper-end fashion boutiques. After their chance encounter, the girls had started texting and had become friends.
"Thanks!" beamed Jacki.
She was trying on a denim vest that looked really stylish on her.
"It's like East meets West," said Lauren. "Girl, you've gotta stop dressing down."
*****
"What's the matter?" said Jacki one evening, when Ralph was moping around.
"Nothing," said Ralph.
Jacki could tell something was bothering her husband.
After a few drinks, Ralph started to open up.
"It's that girl Lauren," said Ralph. "I don't like you hanging out with her."
"Why?" said Jacki. "She's been so nice to me."
"Do you remember why I broke up with her?"
"You mean, that thing about black guys?"
Ralph nodded.
"Oh, honey! You don't need to worry about me switching to black men! I love only you. Remember?"
She gave her husband a peck on the cheek.
"I've heard that from other girls," said Ralph.
"Honey, I might look like a little girl, but remember, I'm almost 40," said Jacki. "Even if black men WERE better, I'm done with all that. I'm settled down."
"I know..." said Ralph. "But I don't wanna be just the guy you 'settled' with!"
"Stop worrying," said Jacki. "I bet I know what will cheer you up."
She climbed on Ralph's lap and started making out with him. Soon, clothes were coming off and forming a pile on the floor. Just because Jacki's PhD was in electrical engineering doesn't mean she didn't know a thing or two about love, too. She was nibbling on Ralph's chest. Sensually grinding those tiny little Asian hips against his boxers.
"Oh!" said Jacki after grabbing Ralph's hard white dick. "You white devil!"
Just like Lauren was addicted to black cock and swore to never touch another whiteboy, Jacki was addicted to white dick and swore to never touch another riceboy.
"Look how little you have to worry about, darling," said Jacki. "Would a whitegirl ever do THIS with you??"
She got on her knees and started deep-throating Ralph's big white penis, making the cutest little gagging noises. If you were watching, Jacki's expert technique would be the only clue to her advanced age: PHYSICALLY, you couldn't tell she was a day over 18.
"Oh darling," said Jacki, wiping pre-cum off her cheek. "I'm so addicted to big white dick. I can never get enough of your big white dick. I'm whiteboy-only."
She was saying that to make Ralph feel more confident, but deep down Ralph was still uncomfortable about Jacki spending time with Lauren. Deep down, he wasn't convinced of Jacki's devotion. He WISHED his wife could be as devoted to him as his ex-girlfriend was to her black lovers. But could she?
For example, Lauren would NEVER make a black guy wear a condom, like the one Jacki was rolling onto Ralph's dick.
"Awww come on baby, can't we do it bareback just one time?" Ralph pleaded.
"Shhhhhhh," Jacki touched Ralph's lips with her finger. "You know I'm not on birth control."
She lowered herself on her White Devil husband and moaned as she felt Ralph's manhood through the rubber.
"Me love you long time," said Jacki, exaggerating her accent. It was their inside joke, a line from Ralph's favorite movie, 'Full Metal Jacket'.
*****
The first time Jacki met her future bull was at a coffee shop with Lauren after a shopping trip.
"Jacki, this is Edward. Edward, Jacki." Lauren introduced them.
"Nice to meet you," Jacki shook Edward's hand.
Edward was Lauren's favorite bull. He was tall, well-built, and very fashionable. You'd never catch him in the same outfit twice, and every outfit was perfectly chosen.