There must have been twenty five women bunched together around the rope screaming at the tops of their lungs. The infamous MaDD HAttA had just finished the last song from his the Rabbit Hole Album and now the fans were clamoring to get back stage. There were a few guys in the mix but most of them realized the reality of the situation and were instead heading to their cars hoping to either beat the traffic out or at least not be stuck waiting until it thinned out.
"Nobody gets in. There no passes issued tonight." The bouncer declared standing at the ropes. There were three more of them blocking the doors encase the ladies tried to rush him. They weren't really needed though at six seven and nearly three hundred pounds of carved beef the bouncer was intimidating enough to keep the gaggle of fems away from the door. He turned a deaf ear to the pleas and offers; he'd heard all of them before. "I'm sorry, HAttA don't want anybody back stage tonight.
Then the doors opened and the MaDD HAttA stepped forward tilting his bright purple top hat forward and grinning. "Ladies, ladies. Please quiet down. The HAttA needs to take a look around." He flung his signature hat into the crowd where a wave of hands pursued it before a lucky girl managed to wrestle it away from the others. "I don't need no charges so if you ain't eighteen yet you can just get to steppin." That thinned the crowd a little bit but most of the women in the crowd were clearly of age.
The HAttA took a moment to slowly scan over the ladies in the crowd starting to reveal his golden tooth with a lopsided grin. "Alright I've already hit my quota for the month of black chicks so I'm sorry sistas but it's time you went home." That cut the herd by nearly half but there were still a dozen ladies swarming up towards the ropes preening for his attention.
"Alright, alright, alright!" The HAttA slid to the ropes moving from one woman to the next visually caressing each one. "How many of you have had a nigga up in you b'fore? I'm lookin to be a mufuckin pioneer here tonight. "None of the women moved but HAttA's eyes moved from one to the next. "You, I see that look in your eyes. You's a lyin trick. You think I can't just look at a white bitch and see if she's got some freak in her? Get the fuck out." Another girl giggled and drew his attention to. "Didn't I just say I can look at a bitch and tell? You over here gigglin like I didn't notice your skank ass, get yo ass outta here." HAttA's eyes slowly moved over each of the remaining ladies. "Ya'll pass."
MaDD HAttA slowly looked from one woman to the next finally focusing on a pair of ladies standing who happened to be standing side by side. The first was a blonde who looked like she'd been snatched straight from a porn flick. Big ole titties that were barely hidden behind a pink tube top and long gorgeous legs flowing out of a miniskirt. Bright blue eyes and painted red lips that desperately needed to be wrapped around a cock. The other was a Mexican chick with a bee sting bust beneath a half tee and a five star rump roast squeezed into an impossible pair of jeans. "You know I'm normally a breast man but goddamn. "Whatsyo name girl?"
The honey skinned girl swooned for a moment just staring silently at him. "Jamey." She managed after a long pause. "I'm Jamey." Without meaning to she shifted slightly cocking one leg up and pushing her ass out.
"Well Jamey get that ass over here. You can get some back stage time." MaDD HAttA took went back to the door to his dressing room then turned back to the blonde who was starting to slink away with the rest of the crowd. "Hold up girl. You got a problem with some girl on girl action?" The girl shook her head so fast it whipped her hair around her face. "Good, then you get yo self and those titties over here." Throwing an arm around both ladies blatantly groping the blonde HAttA went back to his locker room.