This story is about cheating wives.
The story is set in December 1980, about a young man who comes home from college during winter break, and finds a XXX magazine in his parents bedroom.
Part 3, chapters 6, 7, & 8, is the young man, reading the final story in "Magnum Dong P.I. Vol. 4."
Read tags for sexual content.
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Chapter 6. Butterfly Catchers
Flipping the page. The final story titled: "Tricks on Skates." Starring debutant: Maria Cantaloupez. A brunette, porcelain skin, curvy voluptuous who gets caught frolicking in the forest.
Magnum Dong, in the driver's seat of his parked black van, with orange and yellow racing stripes going around the sides and back of the vehicle.
Magnum Dong's skinny friend, and employee going by the nickname Whitey, is sitting in the passenger seat snapping photos. Wearing a tan safari outfit, with a big round brim hat, utility vest with no shirt underneath, cargo shorts and black boots.
"Are target's got on black roller skates, with light blue shoelaces, light blue stoppers, and 8 wheels in light blue." Magnum Dong, peering through binoculars. "Wearing light blue and white candy striped knee high socks, a black pleated miniskirt, and a tight light blue crop top. She all dolled up, with jewelry on, and her brunette hair teased like, like um... What the hell, is her name from Charlie's Angels? And not Farrah Fawcet."
"Jaclyn Smith, I can see the resemblance," Whitey said, smiling looking side-eyed in Magnum Dong's Direction.
"Yeah, Jaclyn Smith, although are target is a bit more curvaceous," Magnum Dong said. "Whitey, you're telling me Mrs. Cantaloupez, is not out here advertising for dicks?"
"I'm telling you boss, followed her for weeks. She's not cheating."
"Maria, Maria, Maria. Look at that, you can see her light blue thong when she bends over. Come on man, she not even wearing a bra. I believe, the light blue crop top, is too small for those size 'DD' cups. My god, the short sleeve shirt is so tight, her damn nipples are about to pierce through the fabric. Combined with a round ass, thick thighs, and shapely calf muscles. It's as if, I'm watching jiggle TV in the flesh. No wonder why her husband has suspicions. And all she's does, is roll around the park?"
"Like I said, boss, she's not cheating. Occasionally goes to the grocery store, sometimes the mall, but she always ends up back here." Whitey, changing out the camera lens. "With those legs and delicious round rump, I'm thinking Mrs. Cantaloupez might have a little black in her."
"Don't know about that, but I do know, she about to have something big and black inside her." Magnum Dong, rubbing his eyes, before peeking back through his binoculars. "Her toned legs, is probably from all the roller skating."
"Like I said boss, been following her for weeks." Whitey, shaking his head and smiling. "The makeup, the jewelry, the clothes. This Spanish butterfly, gets all dressed up like a working girl. Only to trun guys away soon as they walk up to her. She nods her head, flashes her wedding ring, and another one bites the dust. Lady's a cock tease."
"You don't have to tell me she a cock tease. I've been rock hard since I laid my eyes on her. Want to take SeΓ±orita to the spot, bite down on her big titties, bend her over and spank Babalu on those bongos, yelling 'Oh Lucy, I'm home.'"
"You're going to have the cleaning lady, polish off your pipe with some Spic & Span."
Magnum Dong, turning towards his friend with eyebrows moving closer together making a sour expression. As Whitey, laughs at his own joke.
"Just because a woman is Hispanic, shouldn't automatically assume she's the cleaning lady. Often being on the receiving end of disparaging and racist remarks, I don't condone my employees to use such language. So hopefully I won't have to remind you again. As for self-deprecation, I'm all ears. Dig this, why did the married chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know boss, why?"
"Because there's a big black cock on the other side. Can you dig it?"
Both men hysterically laughing at the unfunny juvenile joke. High-fiving each other, before getting slap happy with their own rendition of the game "Patty Cakes."
"You know I can dig it. Like me, running from the cops. It's far out and out of sight, my main man." Whitey's right arm extended pointing out into the distance. Both men's laughter dissipating.
"Enough with the horsing around. The client, is paying us to find evidence, of his trophy wife doing the forbidden dance with another man at the roller disco. Seeing the time, we only got 2 hours before it gets dark. I'll go introduce myself to roller vixen. While you take the shag rug, with the bottle of champagne, and the bucket of ice to the secluded spot I showed you. Hopefully this doesn't take long."
The park mostly emptied, with a handful of joggers and bicyclist traveling down paved trails through the forest.
Maria, sitting on a bench with her legs crossed, and long wavy brunette hair parted down the middle. Batting her long black mascara eyelashes under rose colored eyeshadow. Along with rose colored cheekbones and maroon matted lipstick. Fingernails polished in light blue.
Magnum Dong, wearing combat boots and black pants. Jogging back and forth shirtless in front of her. Swinging his arms high and low, coordinating different patterns of punches. As he bobbed, dipped, and weaved from his imaginary opponent's lightning fast hands. Giving the invisible man, one hell of a fight.
"Let's tenderize those ribs of yours. Now a left hand jab, jab, jab to the forehead, and a surprise right hand uppercut. So the punk refuses to go down. Deploying rapid fire low blows." Dropping into the middle leg split position, with fists of fury speed bagging an invisible nut sack. Before launching to his feet, with a Mario Brothers up punch. "Ra-ta-ta-tat, and kaboom! Now stay down, jive turkey."
After announcing his impressive shadow boxing skills under heavy breath. He drops to do a 100 military style push-ups.
Maria uncrosses her legs and leans forward. Gazing down at the large man's biceps, triceps, and chest muscles working together to lift himself up and down.
Magnum Dong, knowing when he's got a fish nibbling on the hook. Reels the target in, switching to one handed push-ups on two fingers.
Mrs. Cantaloupez, unable to break herself away from the sudden outburst of muscle mania being displayed at her skates. Admiring the curvature of a flexing body in motion. She counts the bricks making up his washboard abs. Floating back on the bench, twirling her hair with one finger, and biting her bottom lip. Eyes feasting on hard chocolate with her knees separating apart.
Magnum Dong, stops to admire the pretty butterfly spreading her wings on the bench. As if curtains opening between her thighs. The black pleated miniskirt, revealing the blue thong, barely covering her aroused labia with dark pubic hair sticking out the sides.