"First, I wanted to thank all of you for participating in our study. You'll see that there is a lot of malleable clay in front of you. Your goal is to use the clay to mold what you personally believe is the perfect penis size and shape when it is fully erect. It can be as long, short, thick, or thin as you would like it to be. This is your chance ladies to finally find that perfect dick."
Once I finished, the all-female room was filled with giggles and some soft laughter. Even though this was a serious scientific experiment and study, it never hurt to lighten the mood. I was the lead researcher and scientist trying to answer that age-old question; does size really matter? Everyone in the study secretly submitted what they felt were the perfect dimensions of their ideal erect penis, and now we wanted to see if what they said matched their physical creation.
All of the ladies in the room, regardless of age, were sort of shy at getting started. But by the end of the session, everyone finished and I was left alone with a room full of clay dicks and a ruler. Without skipping a beat, I started the tedious task of measuring each sculpture and meticulously recording all of the different results on my clipboard.
By the time I was finished, I wasn't surprised at all by the results. While the women put anywhere from 5-9 inches in their written answer, with most being around 7 inches, the actual physical sculptures were all closer to 5-6 inches. There was the occasional outlier here and there, but overall it seemed like most ladies exaggerated their actual preference.
I went to one of the extra and unused stations where I placed my clipboard down and stared at a pile of unused clay. I might as well give it a whirl since the session was over and I had some free time. I thought to myself that 6 inches was likely my ideal before I started to mold the clay. Every time I thought I was done, I felt like it needed to be just a little bit longer and a little thicker. Eventually, I called it quits and decided to measure it; 8 inches, and plenty thick too.
My eyes widened in surprise. Oh my, was I really one of those size queens? The more I stared in wonder at my creation, the more turned on I felt. I was shocked that such a rudimentary phallus could make me horny. Although, it had been several years since I had been on a date.
I reached out my hands to see if I could even wrap my fingers around it and I was barely able to. God, it felt so big and strong. I felt my nipples from my DD-cup breasts harden and push against my bra. Well, now that I was looking at it again, maybe it could be a little bigger?
When I reached out for more clay, my phone started to ring and it felt like I was knocked out of some weird trance. My hands slightly shook as I tried to regain my composure and reached for my phone inside my lab coat jacket.
"Hey Deanna, Shawn had some sort of family emergency come up. Can you come over to Wheaton Community College to finish the male study?" I heard my colleague Paul explain after I answered.
"I'm fairly far away at the female site. Aren't any of the other guys available? We were supposed to keep this gender-separated you know," I answered back, clearly annoyed since I was ready to head home.
"Everyone else is either busy or unavailable. Please Deanna? You're the last person I tried to contact because I knew you were with the female lab today."
"Fine, text me the address and I'll head over."
Great, just what I needed tonight. While I was busy with the girls making fake penises, my male colleagues were with volunteers at the local community college recording what guys said their penis sizes were, and then measuring what it actually was. I really didn't want to spend my late evening with arrogant college boys who on average had much smaller dicks than they would like girls to think. However, the job and science always came first.
Once I arrived at the campus, I went to the science building and went up to the top floor where we had a lab reserved for our test. I knew the set-up we had, so I immediately went to work. In the front of the classroom, we had a screen set-up that had a bunch of measurements on it and a designation on the floor where the subjects were supposed to stand so we could take a picture and measure their penis size.
I sat at one of the lab tables with the participant forms and waited for the next guy to arrive for his appointment. It wasn't long before I heard a knock at the door and saw a somewhat timid guy standing at the door. I guess he wasn't expecting to do this in front of a woman.
"Hello and welcome. Please come in and step behind the screen. Strip down and put on the special garment there. Then get yourself fully erect and then step in front of the screen. If you need help getting erect, we have materials there as well. Any questions?" I said very calmly, but with an icy tone. I didn't want to do this and I didn't want these young boys getting any ideas.
I was in my late thirties, but my figure was still something that caused heads to turn. My body was fit and toned, with wide hips, a small waist, and large DD-cup breasts. Thankfully, I was dressed perfectly professional today. My light blonde hair was in a ponytail, and my blouse and dress slacks did nothing to accentuate any of my features. On top of all that, my lab coat covered most of my body anyway.
After what seemed like forever, the timid guy from earlier finally came out with his erect penis and stood where he was supposed to. 5 inches, not surprising at all. I looked down at his form and saw he scribbled down 7 inches. I rolled my eyes and hoped he didn't notice. I had to quickly take the picture for proof as I could already tell he was losing his erection from nervousness. I told him he could go and I rubbed my face in exhaustion. I couldn't wait to get this over with.
Thankfully, all the subsequent guys appeared on time for their appointments. Before I knew it, I snapped the last picture of a below-average penis and started to collect all of the documents and forms together.
Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door and turned to see a young tall black man in the doorway. He stood there confidently and his figure was definitely more athletic and muscular compared to any of the previous test subjects. He was by far the most handsome one of the night too.