This story is not to be taken serious and is for persons 18 and older
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What I'm about to tell you is a great thing in my life. I can not hold it in any longer. To start this let me give you some background. I am a 48 year old woman with a single child, my son I love him to death. I've been divorced for 13 years and I never really tried since. My son was off to college about 4 hours away. At the house all alone I get lonely. So I believe it's time to have some fun and live a little. I have worked my ass off for my son I'm a little free with him away.
So I talked to my girlfriends and they said to try online dating. I didn't really like the idea. I went to a few bars I got some stares, but nobody really talked to me. So I caved in and made the profile. A couple weeks went by no messages or likes. I asked my bff Sherry to help me with my profile. She agreed to and checked it out. She looked at me and said "Oh this is terrible no wonder nobody has liked you. You need to put some pictures and fill it out some." So I did and gave my phone to her again to review.
She looked at me again "Tanya come on your trying to get laid you are beautiful you need to show off your assets." I laughed but it made sense. I put some in that showed a little cleavage then handed it back to her.
Sherry said "This is better but what about that picture of you in the bikini in cabo?" it was a small bikini my luggage was lost and the size I needed I couldn't find so I grabbed a size smaller. My breasts were squeezing out the sides and there was underboob. The bottoms looked a bit like a g string.
"Sherry you don't think that shows too much?"
"Trust me."
So I did. We posted my latest and greatest profile and Sherry headed home. It wasn't 10 minutes later I looked at my phone and I had 8 likes and 3 messages. I looked at all of them but I wasn't interested. 4 hours went by I sat down to eat dinner and I checked my phone 10 more likes and 2 messages. One was from a 40 year old man another from an 18 year old. I thought to myself "What a little perv."
I responded to both the 40 year old was cute. The little boy I said "Sorry but I am looking for someone closer to my age."
He responded "That is fine I just wanted to maybe make your day you are beautiful I'm sure you have plenty of men you are talking to."
It was nice of him to say. I looked at his profile, he was tall young and black. Very muscular there was a lot of definition to his muscle, he was cut.
It kinda made me feel a little bad so I replied "That's very sweet of you and no I'm really not talking to many men at all. Although you are very handsome I am sure you have plenty of women talking to you."
He responded "Actually no I do not. I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable but I have a thing for older women. They are more mature fully grown and straight forward. I'm not into the drama and immature/ inexperience. Also, I'm not really looking to get married at this time."
I thought to myself "That's understandable. Inexperienced though? In my book he is too young to even have much experience himself."
I replied "Well I can understand that. Best of luck to you."
He read it and that was that. A week went by it was Friday the 40 year old man I was talking to bailed on our Thursday night first date. I was so horny, I was hoping to get laid last night now I have nobody. I looked at my phone I had a message. I opened it it was from Jake the 18 year old from last week. "Hey so you have any luck yet?"
I was bored so what the hell why not talk to him.
"No not yet. What about you?"
"No, I'm surprised you don't have anyone I figured you'd have someone whipped by now with your looks."
I laughed this young man was trying to flirt with me. It was cute and kinda turned me on. I thought to myself what the hell I'm going to text this boy and tease him a bit it won't go too far.
I replied "Awe how nice you really think I'm pretty. Having no luck on here is kind of upsetting."
He responded "Of course, I mean look at your pictures unless they are fake and from what your stuff says you seem pretty cool too."
"Haha my pictures are not fake so I appreciate it. Hey would you rather text me? I'm not a big fan of messaging through the app."
"What's your number?"
I sent it over. I thought to myself what are you doing? But I had a smile on my face I was happy and horny and having fun. So I decided to continue.
My phone buzzed "Hey this is Jake."
"Hey Jake I'm glad you responded I wasn't sure if you would."
"Why wouldn't I? And I wanted to possibly see if you are as beautiful as your pictures."
"What do you think I'm a catfish?" I replied.
"You never know."
"What do you need, another one to prove it is me?"
"It would help."
I sent over a picture of me in a jacket and pants.