Meet Steven Lafontaine, a big and tall black man living in the City of Boston, Massachusetts. He has a dirty, shameful secret. He's attracted to...guess what? Is he into men? Nope, not that there is anything wrong with that sort of thing. Is he into bad women? Ahem, depends on your definition of bad women. Steven's problem is that he is attracted to...the Karens of the world. He scours the net for videos of those annoying, entitled white broads because, well, they make him hard. What's a brother to do? This is the kind of scenario he daydreams about...
Steven really, really tried to get rid of his sexual fascination with Karens but it doesn't seem to go away. The first time Steven encountered a Karen, he was working as a security guard at a bank. The annoying Karen of that day, a big-booty white chick of about forty, had a lot to say about the bank and Steven happened to be working at the front. Yeah, ahem, the Karen was scary and annoying...but she also gave Steven a hard-on. What the fuck? Steven has been cursed with a sexual attraction to Karens ever since.
Seated in the lunch room at work, Steven tried to kill time before the end of his shift. Howe Depot is a good place to work, and the starting salary for baseline employees is eighteen dollars. Seasoned workers like Steven make twenty one dollars per hour. The job is easy enough. The only problem is the influx of Karen type of ladies who come in and expect employees to deliver the moon to them. As Steven played on his phone, he nodded off without realizing it. Drifting into fantasyland, Steven's mind wandered...
"I need to speak to your manager," said Karen White, and the plump, blonde-haired white lady looked at Steven haughtily. The store was almost deserted, as it was right before closing time. Every employee hates the kind of customer who pesters them at a time like this. Steven glowered at Karen, for he towered over her at six-foot-four and two hundred and fifty pounds. The big black man shook his head, and put his hands on his hips. A brother does not need to deal with a Karen when there's like thirty minutes left in his shift at Howe Depot. What is that bitch's problem?