Damn, it's morning already. I can tell because my kickstand is at full mast. Maybe I can get some relief from my wife Jamie. I roll over and shit, I remember she's still on her business trip. Only two more weeks before we can get naked together. I love her to death, but these trips kill me. I guess that's the trade off for the great money she makes. It affords me to work part time from home and live in a beautiful secluded place away from the city.
Maybe I can get some phone sex from her tonight. I pull down my underwear, releasing myself, and take a couple shots of my manhood. I pick the one that looks best and send it off to my wife, hoping it will put some naughty thoughts in her head for when we talk tonight.
I make breakfast, get a little work done, and then take a nice long hot shower. As I get out of the shower, I hear the doorbell ring. I open the door and see my wife's best friend Janie standing there.
First, let me describe Janie. She's about 5'3" ebony little fox that probably weights 100lbs soaking wet. Think Sarah Banks if you watch porn. She used to be a cheerleader and probably would have been the prom queen if my wife hadn't won it by 3 votes.
"Jamie isn't here and she won't be back for two more weeks."
She smiles sheepishly and says, "I actually came for you. Is there a reason you sent that pic to me today?"
"What are you talking about? I sent that to my wife." I grab my phone and bring up the messages and sure enough, I did send it to Janie and not my wife, Jamie. "Shit, I'm sorry. That wasn't meant for you."
"It's o.k. I do have to ask if that was really you though. I mean, it's a lot bigger than my boyfriends."