*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age.
**Disclaimers: This story has been edited by myself, utilizing Microsoft Spell-Check. You have been forewarned; expect to find mistakes.
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Kyle Thomas was sick of apartment living. With no high school diploma; he'd failed the GED three times, his options for employment weren't great. Menial labor for minimum wage did not pay enough to live on.
But as long as Kyle Thomas was a high school drop-out, Wendy Thomas, his mother wouldn't let him live under her roof. So, he rented a shitty apartment with shitty neighbors in a shitty part of Jack's Creek, Louisiana. And then his landlord let him know, the owners had sold the apartment building and the new owners planned to tear the building down and build townhouses where the building now stood.
Kyle was fortunate that somehow he'd managed to get a job with A & A Soaps; Toni Delacroix paid eleven dollars an hour. But even then, after state and federal withholdings, dental and medical insurance and optional 4O1K investments were taken out, Kyle was living paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth.
With only a few weeks to find somewhere new to live, Kyle used his PC Nation cell phone and A & A Soaps' Wi-Fi to look for an apartment.
"What you looking at?" Miller Garcia asked, then giggled, "Porn?"
"You know it," Kyle smirked. "No, looking for a new place to squat."
A duplex popped up in his search field. It was a two bedroom, one bathroom duplex in a middle class neighborhood in Bender, Louisiana. At $650 a month, 412A Cindy Street was more than Kyle was paying now, but if he could get a roommate, that would offset some of the costs.
"You looking move out your momma's house?" Kyle asked Miller.
"You kidding? Way my Madre cooks?" Miller said. "I ain't never moving out."
"And I'm sure your mom's just so happy to hear that," Theresa Prejean, a very attractive blonde with pneumatic breasts said, shaking her blonde head.
"What about you?" Kyle asked Theresa.
"Nope," the beautiful woman said.
Then Theresa brightened. Looking around, the co-worker spotted Latisha Morten, a fairly new hire. She pointed to the attractive African-American woman.
"I'm not, but I heard Latisha telling Chelsea she's breaking up with her boyfriend? She needs to move out of their ASAP," Theresa said.
Kyle looked across the crowded lunch room toward Latisha Morten. The nineteen year old woman was an attractive woman, with hair in a tight afro style, skin the color of a cup of coffee with a generous amount of cream stirred in, café au lait, Kyle's mother would say. Being at least forty pounds overweight, Latisha's breasts were two melons on her five foot four inch frame, and her buttocks were two basketball sized spheres in her snug jeans.
"Dude, you're not asking her on a date; you're asking her to split a duplex," Kyle told himself as he quickly finished his fruit cup.
"But, wouldn't be worse thing in the world," Kyle thought, looking at the attractive young woman.
"And course, he acting all ignorant and shit," Latisha was complaining to Glen Calloway, a co-worker.
The obviously gay man was sympathizing with Latisha. Both looked up as Kyle stood across the table from them.
"Hi Latisha, I'm Kyle Thomas. We met your first day here," Kyle smiled. "Word is, you're looking to move?"
"Where you hear that?" Latisha said, defensively.
"Anyway, I'm looking to move too. I found a duplex out in Bender," Kyle pressed on, not answering Latisha's defensive question. "We share it? We can both save a ton of money. And, since we both work here, carpooling will save us even more. I mean, have you seen the price of gas these days?"
"Oh, that horrible Putin," Glen lisped. "He hadn't gone and attacked Ukraine, you know gas wouldn't be half as high as it is."
"I don't know why it's so high; I just know I don't like paying for it at the pumps," Kyle said, not wanting to get into a political debate with the man.
Despite her original hostility, Latisha agreed to look at the duplex with Kyle. But when Kyle called, the woman at Tab Properties let him know the duplex had already been rented. She did have an available unit in Kimble, Louisiana that was fifty dollars cheaper, though. Kyle made an appointment for himself and Latisha to see it that afternoon. As he pointed out to Latisha, the Kimble duplex was closer to their place of employment.
On the car ride from A & A Soaps to 1121-B Dorchester Road, Kyle was already questioning whether he could stand to live with Latisha. The first thing she declared, upon getting into his car was that 'the pussy ain't part of the deal, know what I'm saying?' Kyle's witty remark that 'the cock wouldn't be part of the deal, know what I'm saying?' was met with indignant and loud protests from Latisha.
The duplex was nice, with two bedrooms and one and three quarters bathrooms. The living room was small, but the kitchen was a fairly large room. The agent had brought the paperwork with her and, leaning against the countertop in the kitchen, Kyle and Latisha filled out the paperwork.
"So, which bedroom you thinking you going want?" Kyle asked.
The front bedroom had a small bathroom with commode, sink and shower cubicle attacked. The back bedroom, however had a large closet. Latisha opted for the larger closet space. Kyle used his phone and did the transfer of first and last month's rent. The agent verified the funds, then handed the two their new keys, including the keys for their individual bedroom doors.
Two weeks into the move, Kyle could see it would be a very long six months. Latisha and her boyfriend might have broken up, but Manny Espinoza, Latisha's ex-boyfriend was there every night and spent the night in Latisha's bedroom. They played their thudding booming music at intolerable volume and neither Manny nor Latisha respected Kyle's property, especially Kyle's food and alcohol.
Even on weekends, Latisha and Manny did not respect Kyle's wishes to sleep late. From the moment they awoke, their music went on. They did not seem to be able to listen to their music unless it was set to a ground-shaking volume.
As for ride-sharing, unless Kyle wanted to be late for work every morning, he had no choice but to leave without Latisha in the car. Kyle did notice, when Latisha was responsible to get Latisha to work, the girl was on time. Three weeks into their move, Kyle bought a good, serviceable bicycle from a Cash For Gold Pawn shop and biked to work.
Kyle approached Toni Delacroix, the owner of A & A Soaps with an idea to stagger the shifts of the establishment. The beautiful woman listened as Kyle outlined his idea to have forty percent of the thirty employees come in on Saturdays and Sundays and assemble those orders that came in after five pm on Fridays, those orders that came in on Saturdays and Sundays. The orders would be packaged and ready to ship when Fed/Ex came in on Monday morning. The twelve employees that had worked Saturdays and Sundays would be off on Mondays and Tuesdays. Mondays would not be as hectic; the Saturday and Sunday shift would have already prepared the Monday shipment. Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays would be fully staffed by all A & A Soaps employees.