"Are you a switch-hitter?" Those sterling words came from my girlfriend Sharon Thibault as she clutched the copy of Chicks With Dicks, a transsexual-themed porno magazine I've jerked off to times uncounted. Like most guys, I have a hidden stash of porn at my place. Don't judge me. I was lying in bed, pleasurably sore after a night of passionate lovemaking, and little did I know, I was in for one hell of a rude awakening.
"What's the matter, Bilal, cat got your fucking tongue?" Sharon shouted vehemently, and I looked at the six-foot-tall, gorgeous young blonde woman whom I loved so damn much, and felt fear for the first time in ages. Sharon is a passionate woman with a lot of strong political views on social stuff, while I'm a laid back kind of guy. Opposites definitely do attract, because Sharon and I, we couldn't be more different. The question is, will we stay together?
"Sharon, please, I can explain," I managed to squeak out before Sharon tossed the magazine at my face. I managed to dodge most of it, though the magazine spine caught me on the forehead. Damn, this is definitely going to leave a mark, I thought as I leapt out of bed, chasing and pleading after a shrieking Sharon, who grabbed her clothes and grabbed the door handle.
"Screw you!" Sharon shouted and then she rushed out of my apartment, leaving me standing there, stunned. How the fuck did this shit happen? I keep my porn magazines hidden in a box under my bed! Last night, Sharon and I came home after watching the movie Batman V. Superman at the Silver City movie theater, and we were all over each other as we reached my place in Gloucester. We're both nerds, and really dug the movie, critics be damned.
You should have seen the way people looked at Sharon and I as we went into the movie theater in Ottawa's east end last night. Let's just say that we make for one striking couple. I'm six-foot-three, lean and athletic, with dark brown skin, long curly black hair and brown eyes. My father Ahmed Elmi is originally from the City of Mogadishu, Somalia, and my mother Elisabeth Whitmore is white, originally from the City of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Guess that makes me technically biracial, though I identify as African-Canadian.
My Sharon steals the show wherever she goes, and I can't get enough of her. Six feet tall, curvy and sexy, in a voluptuous kind of way, with an angelic face and a spectacular, thick and round ass that would make Tennis legend and model Serena Williams green with envy. Sharon is originally from the City of Montreal, Quebec, and we met two years ago in the Engineers Of The Future Club at Carleton University. At first, Sharon and I clashed, due to differing opinions and such, but then we fell in love.
Prior to meeting my darling Sharon, I wasn't much of a romantic, and didn't feel that love held much hope for me. I grew up in a household with a Muslim father from East Africa and a Catholic mother from Quebec. My parents were always bickering over religion and culture, and how I should be raised. I am a secular human being, though I respect all religions. I just want to graduate from Carleton University with my engineering degree, get out into the world and make a name for myself. Cool?
After Sharon Thibault came into my life, everything changed. This tall, gorgeous and fearless Quebecoise simply took my breath away. I fell in love with Sharon's brash ways, and her hot body, of course. For ages, I secretly did the bed-hopping thing with both women and men, but I stopped after meeting Sharon. I decided to forsake all others, male and female, and focused on loving Sharon and building a life with her. I never thought that my past would catch up with me...
"I can totally imagine you in a Wonder Woman outfit," I whispered to Sharon as we tumbled onto my bed, and she laughed and got on top of me. Sharon's breath smelled of overpriced movie theater Pepsi, and mint. I looked up at the tall, curvy, sinfully sexy woman on top of me and grinned, and Sharon grabbed me by the collar of my shirt, which was blue and emblazoned with the Superman logo because, hey, I'm a nerd through and true. Some women love nerds, and I'm lucky I found one of those.
"Hmmm, I think I'd rather be the Hawk Woman, since we both love our chocolate," Sharon said, grinning, and then she kissed me. Just like that, we began making love. Off came my superhero T-shirt, black sweatpants and boxers. Yeah, I'm mister casual when I'm at the movies. Sharon looked absolutely hot stripped down to her bra and panties, and my eager hands ran all over that Olympian body of hers.