I couldn't explain what life has against me. First my wife leaves stating that she has had enough of me working 60+ hours a week. And what was messed was how she broke the news.
"Oh, don't stop. Please Mack," she crooned. She arched her back similar to a feline when stretching. She seemed lost in her own ecstasy.
Wallace, a 38 yr old, Trucker was gaining speed with his measured thrusts, while at the same time using his Gene Simmons style tongue to enjoy her bronze nipples.
Jake was doing his damnest to get the key in the lock while trying to balance his wife's favorite donut, Bavarian crème. He slowly cursed himself when he heard the sex noises emanating from the small house. Figuring his wife was browsing through his porn collection to excite herself yet again.
Even after all seven years, Jake and his wife Suanne shared about everything that and including his 28 DVD porn collection which he amassed when single. But for now he seemed almost irritated to hear his wife wasting time playing "finger tag" as she liked to call it. Why not that long ago his wife quit her job at the Cinema 2056, to better find her purpose in life.
What he walked in on wasn't what he expected. There she was riding the hairiest redneck, he had ever seen. Jake's turquoise colored eyes dilated with first shock then rage. All he thought as he witnessed what he considered the raping of his true love was
"I'm going to kill that son of a bitch." He had an obligation to his manhood to do it. Jake reached for the bat by the porch door. He had already dropped the Bavarian crème and was approaching Sammy Sosa style to the foot of the bed where the man in need of a good body shaving lies.
The man shot Jake a quick smile as he realized who he was. His wife having been riding the reverse cowgirl turned her head to see what was slowing down Wally. The look of surprise mixed with what looked like bewilderment came across her face.
"What are you doing home so early?" She managed to sputter out as she had not ceased riding the trucker.
Jake seemed stunned from the casual question that escaped her lips. He searched around the floor for what was sure the dropped donut. Finding it over by the porch entrance he pointed in its direction.
"I wanted to surprise you with your favorite, Bavarian Crème." He said with a measure of pride, which was slowly but steadily evaporating.