Man About The House
He heard them long before he saw them. They were having the sort of stand-up, knock-down, drag-'em-out fight that normally was the preserve of long unhappily married couples rather than college types. It didn't take him long to work out what the problem was - shit, he could have guessed it before he'd heard a word.
"What the fuck are you even doing here - you think you can go to that slut and then still come round here!"
Seems the young man with the neck-beard and the fedora had been playing around. Probably had a sizable trust fund - there seemed little other possible reason he'd attract any female. It certainly wasn't his sparkling conversation.
"C'mon Sarah - you expect me to be a fucking monk just because you had exams. That's not how life works. Anyway, now we can go back to normal. Let's go..."
The arrogant entitled little prick. If he knew Sarah she wasn't going to stand for that.
Sarah's pretty face was pink and her eyes were wide with fury. The watcher smiled and waited for the eruption but he was in for a surprise.
Before Sarah could say anything the little white shit just moved in and slapped her hard across the face. Then his hand was at her throat. "Don't you get it - it comes with the territory. You like me spending my money on you well then you'd better get with the program. Mouth shut and legs open - got it."
The girl's eyes were still wide - but now with fear not anger. The watcher was so surprised that he hesitated a second - almost expected to see Sarah nod, accept her ordained place in life according to this cracka wankster.
"Everything alright there girl..." His voice was deep - but calm. He saw the girl's eyes flick over to him - saw the plea for help. She needn't have worried - this would be a pure pleasure.
The twat in the hat looked round at him too. "Fuck off nigger." Well wasn't that just lovely. He was clearly used to having African-American folks around him and knew how to behave. Undoubtedly not the first time he'd seen a Black man carrying a mop and bucket. Shit, even the fact he was Black might not have much to do with it. Pretty much everyone else in the world only existed to serve ass-wipes like this one, or so they seemed to think. Time this one got a re-education.
Because he was a big man people often thought the man with the mop would be slow. That was a mistake. He maybe had a little gut on him that hadn't been there twenty years ago but he still kept himself in pretty good shape. Plenty of vigorous physical exercise.
The cracka had turned back to Sarah, had assumed that the man with the mop would just fuck off as instructed. Another mistake. Before they even heard the mop hit the floor there was a strong Black arm wrapped round his throat and hauling him off the girl.
"What the fuck..." Didn't seem he was used to being treated like that. A big Black hand spun him and then another bitch-slapped him hard. The cracka staggered and then found himself held up against the wall - blood trickling from his mouth. He looked into the face of the Black man - saw that he looked almost amused. The dark eyes, however, did not share the joke.
The fedora hit the floor just as the man desperately tried to swing his knee up between the Black man's legs. As he pushed up with all his force his knee was caught by the Black man's other hand and pushed back down.
"Had your go - now its my turn." He just registered that the joke had finally reached the Black man's eyes before his world exploded in pain. The Black man had driven his knee brutally into the wankster's groin. The latter crumpled to the floor and vomited.
The Black man wrinkled his nose in disgust. One big hand grabbed the man's collar and heaved him upright before kicking him out of the building. A few seconds later a fedora, helpfully wiped in the pool of vomit, was thrown after him.
The Black man returned to his mop and began cleaning up the new mess. He hardly seemed to notice Sarah or the other girl that had been watching - the new one, Rachel.
"Thanks Mr Crawston - I don't know what I'd have..."
His deep voice cut Sarah short. "Shit, no need to worry about it girl. All in a day's work putting out the trash - in cases like this you might even call it one of the perks of the job. Besides you call me Lavon, you know that by now." He finally looked back up at her.
"Thanks Lavon."
He nodded to her and then finished up mopping clear the entrance flooring.