"What the hell is that? Rap? Hip hop?"
"Random hip hop song... I... guess?" I offered.
"Ugh. Don't you have any Alestorm on your playlist? I definitely feel like listening to 'Rum' or 'Drink!' instead of this crap. This guy... I'm not feeling him."
"Are you into pirate metal now?"
"You got me hooked on it," she admitted, "so, do you have it?"
"Lemme check... nope. 'No Alestorm on this device.'"
"Damn. I want to listen to Alestorm right now!"
"You know? I wish my dick weren't so huge, but we can't have everything we want in life."
Sherri started laughing so hard I was almost afraid I had broken her. I smiled. She made me feel like the funniest guy on earth every now and then.
"You... you really..."
She went back to laughing and wasn't stopping. I chuckled because she couldn't even say a thing. She was almost dry-heaving. I saw her try to pause, opening her mouth to try to form words, but only laughter would come out.
"Damn it, Sherri, you're laughing so much now I'm starting to worry you think my dick is like an inch long and that's why you find it hilarious," I dryly said with still evident humor.
"Sto-p! Please..."
I had to patiently wait for a minute... then an extra three minutes of laughter aftershocks until she was entirely done.
"Perfectly average, in all honesty, by the way. Don't think badly of me. Anyway. Here. I changed the items in the playlist and now we have "the sunken Norwegian" coming up as soon as it buffers."
"Awesome! Thank you..."
"Something wrong?" I looked at her.
Sherri wasn't looking exactly like herself.
"Can I see it?"
There was no mistaking it. Now, in my not-that-limited experience, your average girl doesn't randomly (unlike guys) want to see dicks and say it openly. Not even on the Internet. Sure, there are exceptions, but how often do you gear a girl say she wants to look at your cock?