Surfing in Maine. It wasn't something that had ever really been on my radar. I was plenty content surfing California's endless coastline, but when the opportunity came along to surf somewhere so new and out there, I just had to jump on it.
Initially I thought I'd only be surfing with my buddy Juan, but he had recruited a third person whom he called Double D. "Does she have really big tits, or something?" I asked him.
"No, it stands for Doctor Daisy. She's not actually a doctor yet, but she's a dental student at Harvard."
"And she surfs?"
"Yeah, she loves it. Totally stoked on it. It's her second favorite thing in the world."
"What's her favorite thing?"
"Talking about dicks."
"Okay," I replied, confused.
"She's a kook, man. She has absolutely no shame talking about the guys she's been with, and she's only into older guys."
"Like how old?"
"Minimum of forty, but I'm pretty sure she's even dated guys in their early sixties. I'm telling you, she's a real character. Within minutes of meeting her the first time she started telling this story about a fifty-five year old she'd gone on a date with the night before. She literally just said, 'It was a fun date. I sucked his dick.' No shame at all."
Juan started making blowjob noises, which sounded remarkably accurate. As he did so his roommate Tony walked in the room. "Double D!" Tony yelled.
"Is this chick really that crazy?" I asked Tony.
"Yeah, man. She really, really love dicks. I mean, she's not a slut or anything, she just loves to talk about them."
Tony hadn't heard our earlier conversation, so I assumed he and Juan weren't bullshitting. "Is she hot?" I asked to no one in particular.
Juan and Tony glanced at each other. "You'll see later," Juan said. "She's probably not what you're expecting."
I had already formed a mental picture in my head. There was something about the name Daisy that led me to believe Double D was undoubtedly blonde with a slightly freckled face. And if she loved to give head, she was probably a little chubby, but not too much so if she was an aspiring doctor, or dentist as the case may be. It also stood to reason that she'd have nice teeth.
I couldn't get this mental image out of my head. When I'd woken up all I could think about was surfing in the snow, but that image had been replaced by blowjobs. Either option was fun to think about. When we finally got ready and hopped in Juan's car, my brain was effortlessly switching back in forth between both fantasies, until my thoughts were interrupted by Juan calling Double D. "You're already outside?" I heard Juan say. "How the fuck did you know I was already here? Okay, okay. Alright, I see you on the corner. Be there in a sec."
Juan hung up. "That's her," he said to me, pointing off in the distance.
Scanning the street I didn't see any freckled blondes. "Where?" I asked.
"Right here," Juan said as we pulled up to a diminutive looking Asian girl.
Double D couldn't have looked any more different than I'd envisioned. Juan and Tony must've been pulling one over on me I thought. The girl standing on the corner couldn't have looked like any more of a stereotypical nerd with her baggy Harvard sweatshirt and excessively large glasses. I couldn't believe this girl was a surfer, yet alone a blowjob queen.
She hopped in the car, and we were introduced. She started yammering away about how stoked she was to surf, and I concurred. If nothing else, it was obvious right away that she wasn't shy, and in fact liked to talk.
We'd only been riding for about five minutes when she began telling a story about a date she'd been on the night before. "How old is this dude?" Juan asked just as the story began.
"Forty-nine." She then addressed me. "So Tommy, just so you know, I'm really into older guys. Like really old, with saggy, wrinkly balls and gray pubes."
"Yeah, I may have heard about that," I said, a little stunned by how open she was with someone she'd just met.
She went on talking about the date before Juan interrupted. "So how'd it end?" he asked, right before making the same blowjob noises he'd made earlier.
Daisy laughed and then attempted to make the noises herself. "But no, I didn't suck his dick. I wasn't into to him." Then she addressed me again. "I hope I'm not being too forward, Tommy."
I grinned. "You're definitely being way too forward, but I don't mind. Blowjobs are always a fun topic to discuss with someone you've never met before."
Unfortunately it was a topic we didn't discuss much for the rest of the drive as we raced through New Hampshire and up to Maine. None of us actually had any surfing gear with us, so we had to stop at a surf shop to rent everything. Not only was I shocked that there was a three-story surf shop in Maine, but I was blown away by the fact that we weren't the only people renting gear in the middle of February. To be fair, it was uncharacteristically warm for a winter's day on the East Coast, but it was still only 40 degrees out.
I was looking through the truly uninspiring boards available for rent when Daisy emerged from the bathroom wearing a wetsuit. "Does it fit?" I asked her.