I looked myself up and down in the mirror, I wanted to look strong, but not threatening. It was important that I looked the part for role I was to play that day.
Back when I was in college, I came across a small windfall of money; most men would have spent it on women and malt liquor, but I decided to invest it in rental properties.
Usually I use the facility manager to handle collections and evictions, but he was away on vacation.
Deciding that a backwards baseball cap would look silly on a man in his mid-twenties, I stuffed it into a pocket of my baggy trousers, next to my paperback of Greek and Roman myths. Feeling better about my look I made my way to the steps that led to the apartment I was going visit that day.
I stand about six foot two, with skin the colour of mahogany, most people comment that with such a mixture of brown and red that I could be American-Indian, but from what my mother tells me that ain't true.
I knocked on the door three times then waited. The man who lived alone in unit 2B was Caesar Rodriguez, his application said he was a 23 year-old roofer, who was several months behind on his rent.
I heard some movement in the apartment, then banged again louder. If he was home during the day, it would go a long way to explaining why he wasn't paying his bills.
Seeing the peephole darken, I took a step back so he could see me all the better. He didn't know I owned the building, perhaps the empty cardboard box and clipboard I held would confuse him enough to open up.
When the door opened, I was very surprised... Caesar did not live alone. A petite dark-haired Latina greeted me, she wore only a set blue jean shorts, and a white tank top that was transparent enough for me to be thankful for my baggy pants. Her skin bore a healthy tan the colour of a lightly toasted marshmallow; she looked just as sweet as one.
"Hola? ¿puedo ayudarte?" She said with those red painted lips.
I knew enough Spanish to know not to carry on a conversation in the language.
"Where's Caesar?" I said taking a step forward, I wasn't going to let her close the door.
"Él está vendiendo hiebra en la sala de billar." She said still smiling.
I grew up on the streets on Detroit, I knew the word weed in every language on earth. No one ever got rich selling marijuana, but at least he might have a way to pay his debts.
"I'm going to stick around until he gets home." I said to her.
"Uh... Who... you... are?" She tried to say in broken English.
"I'm here to either collect the rent, or evict you both!" I declared showing her the eviction notice I had on my clipboard.
She sighed in relief, which I found odd, who did she think I was? The police or maybe a thug there to collect a gambling debt?
"Estúpido mono, él te apuñalará con un cuchillo cuando llegue a casa." She babbled as she retreated into the apartment.
I couldn't keep up with what she said, but knew that I didn't like. I closed the door and followed her. The apartment was sparsely furnished, a glance in bedroom revealed a mattress for a bed, and a milk crate for a bed stand. The TV in the living room had VHS player, this was at a time when everyone had switched to DVD's. The sofa looked old and worn, I took a breath before taking a chance at sitting down.
"Eres el hijo de un mono y una mierda azteca. ¡César bañará el sofá en tu sangre!" She chirped loudly.
Bored, I looked at her legs, I noticed how they so were smooth and well shaped. I felt like I was at home, what with a hot chick sassing me, with nothing in in return; my wife for the last several weeks had been giving me the cold shoulder.
"Eres el hijo de un mono y una mierda azteca. ¡César bañará el sofá en tu sangre!"
I was starting to get fed up, maybe it was her prattle, or my case of blue balls; regardless I had my fill of her noise.
"Look miss," I started to say, "I don't speak a lick of Spanish."
She kept jibber-jabbing away as she paced back and forth, just as loud as before.
"Caesar owes a lot of money, if he doesn't pay, he will get evicted. That means you'll be homeless as well." I spoke the words slowly, hoping she'd figure it out.
She stopped working a furrow in the floor to look at me. I could tell that she reckoned that I was some sort of fool, or sucker. It was the sort of look Latina's shoot me when they think they can over charge me for lap dances.
"Maybe..." She said slowly as she moved closer to me, "We... make deal?"
I was going to tell her to piss off, I didn't need to risk a case of the crabs for rent money. That part of my brain that was responsible for higher thinking screamed 'RUN!' However it was overruled by the my animal instinct that begged me to see where this would go.
She knelt on the floor in front of me and spoke softly. "Voy a chupar el pene de tu mono, así te irás."
I don't want to say I froze, but I was certainly sluggish; she grabbed my hand by the wrist and pulled it to her body. I didn't try to resist as she ran my hand across her breasts; although they were small, they were very firm.
She brought my hand to her mouth, and began sucking on two of my fingers. My penis which had been stirring since she opened the door was now as hard as the pillars of the Pantheon! As a married man, the slightest hint of a blowjob had me very excited.
Like a couch potato watching TV I sat there watching the show she put on before me. She treated my two fingers like they were cock in her hand. She teased the pads of each finger as it there the soft spot under my penis head.
She stroked my fingers slowly as she brought her mouth down to them; I knew she was a real pro as I forced myself to remember to breath. She kissed the tip of my fingers, then flicked her tongue across them. Goosebumps ran like electricity along my spine to the top of my head.
Out of the corner of my eye I noticed her slipping her arm through her spaghetti strap. Once done, she did the same with the other arm. Her body was petite and tight, a glimpse at her transparent shirt with her dark nipples told me that she wasn't busty.
Amid her simulated blowjob, she started pulling her top down; when it revealed her breasts, I took another deep breath! Her nipples were both very dark and inverted!
