*All characters are fictional and over 18years old.*
They finished preparing dinner, refreshed their drinks and gathered around the table and ate. They laughed and talked while they devoured Lisa's special Shrimp Alfredo and the community salad they had prepared together. Lisa was so grateful that things had worked on this trip. She was no fool. She knew that things were about to change. April would be going home to Nevada with no reason to return now that she had graduated. Her and Rose would continue to be roommates (along with the other three slacker bitches/jerks who they shared space with) but it would be different. Lisa had an internship starting at the Chronicle in a week, Rose would go back to Los Angeles for a month then come back and start training for track again and once next semester started, she and Rose would not be spending near as much time together with Lisa working and Rose entering her Senior year. Marybeth had her jobs at the Zircon Lounge and at Rasputin Records (for now, that girl changed jobs like panties, if she wore any), but Lisa would not be able to hang out and party with her as much as she had. A crossroads was coming up and she knew her friends would be taking different paths. It didn't mean they wouldn't be friends, but she knew they would not be as close as they were right now. Lisa knew not to overthink it or dwell on it, just enjoy this time and burn these memories into her brain.
The dishes were placed in the sink, and they sat around the table. Marybeth had gotten her backpack and Long Tall Sally from the living room and brought them up to the kitchen table. Marybeth had a big shit eating grin and started to pack another bowl into Sally.
"Ok, prior to the all-girl pussy fest we had today, what was the craziest or weirdest or wildest sexual thing you've ever done?" Marybeth asked.
Lisa smiled. Goddamn Marybeth. Lisa knew half the time she just asked these questions so she could share a wild story of her own. LOL.
The girls all contemplated and had looks of deep concentration on their faces.
April surprised everyone by going first. "Well, today is the winner for wildest, before today it was Marybeth eating me out at Lollapalooza while Jane's Addiction played."
"What?" Rose and Lisa said in unison.
"Is that where you guys were for so long? I thought you just got lost after buying beer. Those mushrooms were intense!" Lisa said.
Marybeth was giggling her ass off. "I was soo fucking high, tripping so hard off the shrooms. I pulled April into this random tent, one of the side show ones that was empty at the moment, and just went at her. I got her shorts down and started munching her."
April added "Fucking shocked the fuck out of me, but I was high too. It was really hot. I came fucking hard. Opened my eyes and two dudes were standing there watching. I jumped up and pulled my shorts back on. They were grinning, asked if we wanted to go party with them. I ran out!"
"Fucking abandoned me!" Marybeth yelled "I got up, April dripping off my chin, smiled and walked up to one of the dudes, looked like a total surfer guy, kissed him on the lips and walked out, didn't say a fucking word to him."
Rose and Lisa were laughing so hard they could barely speak. "Gave that surfer a taste of April! He probably is still telling that story to his buddies!" Lisa said.
"Can't believe you guys didn't notice my face smelled like pussy when we got back." Marybeth said.
"All I could smell was skunk bud." Rose said. "Ok, not near as funny as that, but I thought it was pretty crazy and risky. Gerri and I fingered each other under blankets on the team flight on the way back from a meet in Texas. Bit my fucking hand trying not make noise when she made me cum, I drew blood. MM, fuck, it was really fucking exciting and hot."
Marybeth lit up Sally's bowl and took a hit. "Fuck yeah that sounds hot as hell!" She said as she exhaled, blowing the pungent smoke across the table and through the room.
April and Lisa both nodded in agreement as April took Sally from Marybeth and began heat her bowl back up.
Lisa thought and said "OK, this was crazy and weird, and it wasn't me, but it was sexual."
"Finger banging cousins at Christmas is pretty wild, just saying." Marybeth said.
"Please be clear, they weren't MY cousins! "Lisa clarified "It actually happened here. Just down those steps at the dock, down by the river. I had gotten high with my brother Steve. We smoked a joint, it was like 11 at night. He had come back up to the house and I ended up falling asleep on the dock, all curled up, looking at the moon and being all stony happy. I woke up a while later, didn't know what time it was, and was going to finish off the roach left from the joint earlier before going up to my room. I was just lighting up when I heard someone coming out of the house. I jumped and went and hid just off the dock on the shore, behind a tree and some bushes. It was my mom's friend who was staying with us for the weekend. She came down the stairs and just stood on the dock, staring at the river and the moon, so I hid figuring she wouldn't stay too long, it was kinda cold and late and she was in shorts and a tank top, so she had to be cold. A few minutes go by and I hear the door again and someone else is coming down the steps. It's my fucking brother! He gets down to the dock and they start making out and in like 5 seconds they're fucking!"
By now everyone's faces are in shock, wide eyed and mouths agape.
"No. Fucking. Way!" April says.
Marybeth is chortling and almost choking she's laughing so hard.
Lisa said, "Fucking way! Boom, his pants are off, her shorts are off, she's bent over leaning on a dock post and he's ramming her from behind. Once the pants went down, I spun around, back against the tree, eyes clamped shut and hands over my fucking ears, not believing what the fuck was happening like 12 feet away from me! I can hear her trying not to moan too loud, the sound of his hips smacking into her echoing off the fucking water could not be ignored. Jesus. Fucking torture. I wanted to dive in the goddamn river and float out to sea!"
Rose was gasping with laughter but managed to ask, "Did he at least come quick?"
"FUCK NO!" Lisa shouted and the girls all busted out laughing even harder. "He turned into this like goddamn fuck machine porn star, she came like three times based off the noises she was making. Finally, I heard her say something like "Not in me!" and I heard him grunt and moan, they're fucking lucky they didn't wake up my folks, they were not as quiet as they thought they were being, and he came on her tits. After he quit grunting, I peeked around the tree and saw him standing there, his dripping dick waving in the fucking wind and her giant beach ball tits all shiny with his spunk. Jesus. I spun back around and was thinking 'fuck, go to bed already!'"
Rose asked, "How could you see them in the dark?"
"Full fucking moon. It was like daylight out there. I wish it had been pitch black, then at least it would have just been the sounds I can't unhear and not the sights I can't unsee too!"
Lisa's 3 friends laughed until they were crying. Lisa's retelling and obvious distress over what she had witnessed was just too goddamn funny.
April said through tears, "Oh, oh fuck. I'm gonna pee my pants!"
Marybeth was gasping "My fucking sides, goddamn this hurts" through her laughter.
Lisa was smiling but trying to still play the part. "Glad my trauma could entertain you bitches!" and she grabbed the bong and took a hit from it while the girls tried to wipe away their tears and stop laughing.
"Wow, your brother. Nailing an older woman. Wow. Friend of your moms you said?" Marybeth asked.
Lisa answered through a bong hit "Yeah, she had been widowed for like 3 years, likely horny as hell." And she blew out the smoke "My fucking brother had been walking around with a boner in his jeans for two days, she had to have noticed. She was totally eye balling him all weekend, I knew they were gonna bone. You could cut the tension with a knife."
April asked, "Did your parents find out, or know?"
"I don't think so. Mom and Brenda are still friends, and I can't think that's something my mom could forgive." Lisa answered.
Marybeth said "Shit, your brother was doing a good thing, helping out a widow like that. Horny old broads need dick too. I'll go on the record right now, when we're old, If I have a son that's of age and one of you horny old bitches need a good dicking, feel free to do my son. I'm sure if he's my kid he'll be up for it."
More uproarious laughter ensued, and Lisa thought she might hyperventilate.
Finally, as they all calmed down and a couple of them had to go a relieve themselves after all the giggling, Lisa asked Marybeth "Ok, c'mon MB, tell us yours."
Marybeth had a big stoned grin. "Ok, you remember the bartender at the Get Down, where I worked before the Zircon? Bill?"