An Intimate Massage Therapist

The Heavenly Touch

A therapist is a person experienced in caring for someone who has a physical or mental condition that affects their well being. A massage is generally the hand rubbing of the body muscles to relieve tension and stress. An intimate massage involves the rubbing of a person's erogenous zones with the ultimate goal of creating a pleasurable orgasm. An orgasm, in addition to feeling really good, also reduces stress in the body, improves your mood, and lets you sleep better. One should strive to have an orgasm at least once a week to remove the stresses in our life. A licensed massage therapist cannot even touch your most important erogenous zones, without breaking the law. The other major difference is with my offering I not only offer hand massages but also nude body to body massages that include the mouth, breasts, vulva, and penis rubbing on our erogenous zones. The massage is like a Nuru massage (Wikipedia) without the slippery gel. No payment is accepted, only mutual massaging is required, hopefully resulting in mutual orgasms.

I am an old man with erectile dysfunction (ED) looking for mature women aged 40 to 70 interested in an intimate massage. I am not looking for a long term romantic relationship but only friends with benefits. I am hoping to find ladies who may be divorced, widowed, single, or living with a sexually unresponsive partner. I am living with a sexually unresponsive wife who has many other fine qualities that I do not want to change. Maybe finding the right ladies can satisfy both of our sexual needs without any long term commitments. Although I have ED, I have learned how to satisfy a woman's vaginal needs, without penile penetration, so I can produce a much longer and more enjoyable experience for both of us.

After meeting a friendly lady, I would ask her to have a cup of coffee with me. If she accepts, after some general conversation, I would ask about her personal life. Eventually leading up to the less discrete questions of: Does she enjoy massages? How often does she masturbate? Does she shave her pubic hair? Does she watch porn? And, does she feel sexually frustrated? Based on her answers, I would decide if she might be interested in my therapeutic massage service. If I judged her to be interested, I would discuss the details of my intimate massage service.

The Intimate Massage

To begin the massage, we will both get undressed and put on short silk robes. The robe has three important functions. First, the robe is used to hide what age has done to our once pleasing bodies. Second, silk is very smooth and slippery when rubbed against the skin and removes the need for messy massage oils. And third, it is short and if loosely tied in the front, will allow easy access to all of our major erogenous zones. I would suggest that we both keep our socks on to keep our feet warm and I can hide my arthritic toes.

The massage will have four steps. The first step is a hand massage. You will lie on your belly on the bed. I will kneel between your legs and hand massage your back and bottom. The short robe exposes your legs and your butt is within easy reach. The area between your anus and vulva is an important erogenous zone that I will also massage. I will take a disinfectant wet wipe and wipe this area, your vulva, and your butt crack, as well as my penis. I will then rub my penis back and forth on your butt crack. This is the only time during the massage that I will have access to your butt.

After your backside is massaged, I will ask you to turn over so I can massage your front side. The robe is only loosely tied so both silk covered and bare hand rubbing can be performed. I will massage your face, arms, breasts, vulva, and legs. If there are any other erogenous zones you would like rubbed please let me know.

The second step is an oral massage. I will lay on your body with my knees between your legs and slide up to give you a french kiss on your mouth. Sliding back, I will French kiss your breasts and further back your vulva. I will repeat these movements as many times as you would like. Please suggest how I can improve these movements based on your desires.

The third step is a penis massage. I will start by making my penis more rigid by wrapping it with a stretchy breathable tape that does not stick to skin or hair but only to itself. The head of my penis is not wrapped because this, like your clitoris, is where most of my pleasurable feelings come from. My wrapped penis is not rigid enough for penetrable sex but more accessible for a stimulating rub. I will slide forward where I will rub my soft penis on and, with your permission, in your mouth. And will then slide back rubbing my penis on your breasts and between your breasts, with your help by squeezing them together around my penis. I will then slide further back and rub my penis back and forth on your vulva, against your clitoris. This step can be repeated as many times as desired.

And finally step four is a vaginal massage. I will give you a deep vaginal massage first by using my fingers and then with a novel squirting dildo. The dildo is about the size (six inches) of a normal erect penis and is covered with a studded lubricated condom. I do not like the word dildo. I call him Lance, my sexual assistant. Lance cannot only stretch your vaginal walls, like a real penis, but can also ejaculate water, many times, without a recovery period through a hole in the condom. The liquid can be a jet of water squirted against the cervix or waves of water stretching your inner parts as Lance is repeatedly slid forward and back. The amount of water injected can be tailored to your vaginal size. The water can be sucked back into Lance leaving a wet dripping vagina that I will lick clean when he is removed. This step can also be repeated as many times as you like. Remember the goal of the intimate massage is to have at least one pleasurable orgasm.

Now it is my turn for the intimate massage. I will be dressed in a similar silk robe and will lay on my belly on the bed. The massages described above in steps one and two will be the same with the words breasts and vulva being replaced with my nipples and penis. In the third step, I would like you to give me a breast massage by rubbing your breasts on my face, mouth, nipples, and penis as you slide back along my body. These movements should be repeated multiple times. And for the fourth step, I will ask you to rub your vulva on my legs, and penis. When you slide your vulva on my penis, I will have my thumb under my penis to press it up against your clitoris as you slide back and forth. This step is also repeated multiple times. I hope I will climax during this step. Sometimes the intense feelings during giving are as good as during receiving. I would hope that you enjoy this intimate massage as much as I know I will. I will also ask you to tell any discrete close friends, who might also be in need of an intimate massage therapy, about my therapeutic service.

Further Discussions

I believe in advanced full disclosure. If some of the massage steps are disagreeable to her, we would discuss compromise solutions. For example, if she is overweight or has pain in her knees, she might feel that sliding on my body would not be comfortable for either of us. I would suggest that she perform her intimate massage on me by standing and leaning over my body. That position should work well for the hand, oral, and breast massage but not the vulva massage. For this massage, I would suggest that I lay across the bed with my head and arms extended off the bed. She can then rub her vulva on my silk covered arms and on my mouth. She should then lean forward and give me an extended oral massage on my penis while I continue to finger rub and kiss her vulva.

If she was still interested, we would make a date. Morning or afternoon dates are popular with older ladies. If she was asked by someone, where was she going? She can truthfully answer that she is visiting a massage therapist. I would pick her up at a location of her choosing and we would drive to my massage parlor, that I call "The Heavenly Touch".

The Massage Parlor, The Heavenly Touch

My massage parlor is in a small travel trailer parked in a RV storage lot. The storage lot is gated with 24 hr keyed access. It provides electricity but no running water or sewer hookups. Overnight use is not allowed. It is secure and very private with very few visitors. This RV massage parlor avoids hotel or motel bills that my wife would see, as she pays my household bills.

Inside the small trailer there is a bed, a closet containing the silk robes, a kitchenette, and a dining area. I have installed an infrared heater hanging over the bed that gives quiet instant radiant heat on our partially naked bodies on cool days. The bed has a soft washable faux fur cover. I can use my cell phone to play soft relaxing music, if desired. The bedroom is only lit by candle light and the red glow of the radiant heater. Lance, filled with water, is kept nearby in a bottle warmer to ensure a proper temperature for use.

For conversation and relaxation, the kitchenette has a refrigerator, for storing cold water, beer, white wine, and premixed alcoholic drinks. There is also a coffee maker, if preferred. Porn could be obtained on my cell phone, if desired. However, there is no flush toilet, only a Porta potty. This massage parlor, The Heavenly Touch, has everything we need for a private peaceful secure intimate massage.

Final Thoughts

Now that I am retired, it is my goal in life to improve the sex life of mature women, as well as my own. If you are brave enough to try new things, an intimate massage can improve your sexual life. Even with my erectile dysfunction, we can have very satisfying, long lasting, mutual orgasms that uplift our moods and reduce stresses in our lives. My motto is: "Live longer cum often".