I walked my usual route home music blaring trying to forget the tough day I had. Work was chaotic, my boss was up my ass, and I wasn't feeling well. I told myself I'd get up home and roll up to forget all my troubles. I lived in a fairly quiet neighborhood which was perfect for me. I'm introverted so I try to keep myself unless I'm out with friends or meeting people for the first time. My name is David by the way, nice to meet you.
Now, I'm going to continue this story as I will soon reveal an absolutely wild experience I had that day. I hope you enjoy!
I turned the corner on my block and saw my neighbor Cheryl struggling with some grocery bags. Now Cheryl, was not the friendliest person you'd meet. She was often very grumpy and rude to those that crossed her path. She mostly keeps to herself and occasionally she'll make her way outside for essentials. Normally I'd help an older woman bring her groceries in but I wasn't in the mood from a possible nasty response from Cheryl. As I passed her, I heard her shrill through my headphones, "So you aren't going to help an old lady who's struggling?!" I paused and turned around to meet steely eyes piercing through my chest. I apologized profusely and offered to help her carry them up. She grunted.
Cheryl was 5'2 with gray hair and most definitely had a granny body. Her prime days were long gone. I pitied her small frame hauling these bags in which made me feel a little better amidst my shitty day. I got into her house and asked her where exactly she wanted the bags making sure I didn't upset her by placing them elsewhere. She motioned to the counter while closing the door to her home.
After placing the bags down I headed to the door telling her I'll see her tomorrow. She growled "No, those bags hurt my back. I need a massage or else I'll be painfully sore in the morning." I looked around puzzled. She told me my strong hands should be able to sort her back issues out. I hesitated and asked if she didn't have family or a caretaker to help her out. She shot that steely glance and I caved.
I followed Cheryl to her room. I had barely entered when I was confronted with two large sagging boobs swinging from side to side. Cheryl had begun to undress in preparation for her massage. Her boobs were wrinkly and veiny--definitely a granny body. I was surprised as to their size though. Soon after, she took off her pants and underwear. I was stunned--she had a giant gray bush surrounded by worn out aging skin. It was obvious in old age she no longer cared about taming the jungle. She put on a nightgown and laid on her hard mattress face down. I told her to let me know if I were ever hurting her. I massaged her back through her nightgown slowly applying pressure. She groaned and I stopped asking if she's okay. She responded "keep going these are good groans." I massaged her back for about 10 minutes when she turned over.
She said, "you've really worked my back out. Exactly what a young man should be doing to care for the elderly. You do deserve something though. Can I get you something to drink? I have tea." Surprised by her generosity I accepted.
Not too long after she returned with two cups of tea. I took a sip and exclaimed how good it was. Truthfully I was lying but didn't want to hurt her feelings. I took a few more sips and decided to strike up a conversation with Cheryl. We talked about where she was originally from and how her childhood was. Then I started to feel weird. My vision was a little blurred and I was feeling woozy. Maybe it's the fact that I'm dehydrated or stressed. But soon, I lost consciousness mid conversation.