The Quaranteam Universe is the creation of CorruptingPower, used with permission.
Also a huge thanks to Discert, author of 808 State, for helping me with the specifics of Hawai'i and its people. And the Pidgin. And... okay, for a lot of this chapter.
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Chapter 16: Massage Therapy
25 September 2020
The following week passed in a blur of preparation. Without knowing how their incoming team member preferred to sleep, the best they could do was guess and make it easy to adjust.
"Okay, let's not get too stereotypical with it, but by the same token a piece of home would probably be good." Adam was helping bring linens and pillows into one of the unused bedrooms. "Can one of you try to get, I dunno, a piece of artwork of a sunrise over the ocean?"
Shannon pulled out her phone. "I'll order it. How big?"
"Not enormous, but decent size. Pull out the tape measure and stud finder, we'll check and see what we can get away with."
Callie stood at the door while they measured. "Why would someone want to come here of all places from Hawaii? No offense, but it's a bit of a downgrade. Doesn't help that we're about to hit the season where the sun doesn't want to get out of bed, either. The art you hang up is going to be her main source of Vitamin D for a while unless we order some vitamins."
"She probably wasn't thinking of that when she wanted to come to the area," Adam replied with a shrug. "Did Esther add extra to the next grocery order? Not sure how much she eats but the least we can do is be ready to feed her."
"She did, we put it away yesterday while you were tutoring Athena." Callie's head sharply turned. "Someone's knocking. Probably the guest of honor. You need to be the one to open the door, but I'll be there for the paperwork."
"Thanks. Too easy to miss things, and they just keep trying to pull more tricks and stunts." They got walking towards the front door. "Though what else they could try to take, I have no idea. The US Government is getting direct blood samples from me already."
"Adam, I know of at least three other bodily substances they could get to before they even start with the painful stuff." As they got there, Callie reached into the basket they kept in place beside it, pulling out a couple of paper masks then handing one of them to Adam.
"Thanks, both for the mask and for that reassuring image." He got his mask on quickly and opened the door. Behind it, he could see the now-expected two soldiers in biohazard suits. "Apologies for the delay, we're still getting used to this."
The one on the left spoke, her voice seeming to be a bit tired despite the mid-morning hour. "It happens. We tried the doorbell, but I think it might be broken."
Callie giggled as Adam sighed. "Yeah, we have a request in. I assume from the suits you're here from Oracle, but I don't see... oh, hello."
A small, wiry woman with deeply bronzed skin, slightly canted eyes, and short black hair stepped around from behind them. Adam hadn't even known she was back there, both due to her size and silence. "You're Adam?"
"I am. You must be Lani."
"Leilani, but I prefer to go by Kaipo." She was dressed in jeans and a plain white hoodie, the hood drawn down in the warmer building. There was a black backpack on her back and roller luggage behind her. "The only people who call me by my first name are the government and people I owe money to." She thought for a moment. "And tourists who need to be reminded they're on the islands."
Adam chuckled. "Kaipo it is, then. Um, not to be too stiff and formal about it, but do you three have that form? I do need to make sure there aren't any more surprises, and you need to make sure whoever's checking your work is happy."
"Captain Bozeman's never happy, but here you go." The one on the left handed over a copy of the same DA 6969-R he'd seen three times before, two of the three boxes already filled out. All it needed was his own signature.
Adam knew he didn't even need to pretend to move. Callie reached over and nabbed the clipboard smoothly. "Thank you. I am Callie Ekecheiria, his lawyer. Just let me check this and we should be good."
"Oh,
you're
Ms. Ekecheiria?" It was difficult to make out the soldier's expression, but her voice had obvious admiration. "I'm a paralegal when I'm not out making deliveries, and I often get to hear our lawyers cursing your name with both vehemence and creativity when they come up against you."
"Flattery will get you nowhere, but thank you. No forms other than this one?"
"No, ma'am. Standard delivery today."
Kaipo seemed annoyed. "I'm standing right here, you know."
The soldier shrugged. "No offense, I've just done fifteen of these runs in the last month, averaging two or three people each. Mostly into Seattle or Olympia, but still."
The red headed lawyer looked back at their latest guest. "The form says Lani, not Leilani, and the middle name's spelling is different between the print and signature."
Kaipo shrugged. "If they got my first name wrong, I'm not surprised that they got the formal spelling of 'Ku'uipo' wrong right with it. You two sure that you got the right girl?"
"Your social's right, and that's what we care about."
Callie handed the clipboard to Adam. "Don't sign it yet. I'll be right back, just need to print off corrections. Kaipo, I'm assuming what you hand-wrote is correct?"
"Yes." She was looking oddly at Adam and Callie, as if trying to get a feel for what she was getting into... and failing.
"Of course. I'll be right back." She took the paper again and strode off to the office.
Adam looked back to the group at the door. "She won't be long. Can I get you anything?"
The soldier shook her head. "Unless you can get my chain of command to approve some passes? Probably not."
"Sorry, fresh out of miracles for you to use for that, I'll call you if any open up." All four laughed for a moment, the tension and tragedy held at bay by the absurd mundanity of it all.
As promised, Callie came back in short order. "Glad I got the template before today, finding the newest update would have been a pain. Alright, just need you two to review and re-sign before Adam does."
One of the soldiers did first, followed by Kaipo, then finally Adam. Callie made copies much faster than she did the initial form creation. The soldiers didn't notice the other trick she pulled, though Adam was watching for it: she handed them the copy and kept the original. Would it mean anything in the end? Probably not, but she did it. The soldiers left, Adam ushered their newest Team member in, and as soon as Callie closed the door the others came out from whatever hiding spots they'd been in. "Shannon, Esther, this is Kaipo. Kaipo, meet Shannon and Esther. You've already met Callie."
It was subtle, covered up quickly, but exactly zero people present missed her wince. Something about that simple interaction had struck a nerve. Still, Kaipo tried her best to keep going. "Hello, and thank you for accepting me."
Adam was swift to intervene. "I'm sure that Esther, our team Doctor, is going to want to take some measurements and ask some questions before we get started. Before all of that, though, do we need to talk? In private, if that will make you more comfortable?"
Kaipo shook her head in the negative. "I got my shot before leaving Waimanalo a couple of days ago, so if you want measurements before this is completed then leaving me alone with you isn't a good idea. We can keep talking while she's measuring. I just have some memories I have to get past."
Adam didn't have much experience with Pacific Islander accents beyond movies and shows, but a few things struck him. The first was that hers was pretty obviously practiced. The Hawaiian equivalent of a Newscaster English, like he had been taught to try to aim for in the classroom. The second was that she was lying about those memories being small things. "If you say so." There was no doubt to anyone present that he meant no such thing. "We can keep talking while Esther gets what she needs. You don't have to do anything you aren't comfortable with, we set up a bedroom for you so we can get everything there."