This is my recounting of when I got my first professional massage.
It's not an elaborate story but it's definitely worth telling but only if you like ugly women with abnormally large breasts that are simply too offensive to be seen out in public.
I was shy growing up with low self-esteem and very little to no self-confidence.
Realistically, I, Reginald Lamar Paige, call me Reggie, was the classic high school nerd, even more so as I got older.
By age 18, I had four eyes, wore suspenders, had braces, threw a ball like a girl, talked in a high pitch soft tone much like Michael Jackson.
Let's say that I was nowhere close to manly or masculine. But unbeknownst to be at the time, I had one thing going for me that was superior to any and virtually all the males in the University I attended in kudubg every jock on any and all sports teams as well.
Yet, as far as I was concerned, I was a top shelf nobody that appealed to only my pets and my Aunt Martha and possibly my best girlfriend Kimberly.
But the truth is that I was a loner and had no friends really. Oh yeah, and I was an extremely horny virgin with no idea how to have sex with girls or even talk to a girl.
And I had a major obsession with extra large let's say ridiculously over the top large women's breasts. The bigger and saggier and more obnoxious and extreme in appearance, the hornier my body felt to the point that some days I masturbated numerous times.
One day as in many days actually, I stroked my dick until sperm exploded out of the top basically 12 or even 15 times because I either saw a woman on TV with major melons or in a magazine or once in church.
Physically, I was not short but very lean and lanky.
Yeah, I was skin and bones, thin as a rail with no fashion sense whatsoever.
Due to my introverted nature, I stuck to myself with only very rare exceptions.
Eventually I found myself studying psychology and biology while attending a major University after high school.
I went through major changes in my body during my sophomore year. But, I was indeed a virgin, never even kissed a girl.
I couldn't even imagine going to 1st base with a girl. I was way too shy and so this seemed simply unimaginable.
But secretly, I masturbated to girls in my imagination. And for some reason, they had to always have really big breasts. I found that i was totally fascinated and borderline obsessed with women especially who had this strange body condition the medical industry has labeled gigantomastia. Some girls and women grow these just ginormous breasts and it makes my penis go insane crazy and big. At least, it seemed big in my book.
Oversized breasts made my penis turn into something too big for me to handle, too big for my body, at least this was how I perceived my member. It was like a rocket. But I felt I could not go out in public if I had a boner.
One day I was on my roof just bird watching with my binoculars and I happened to get curious to look in on my Aunt Martha who has super giant boobies that take up her entire upper body and they swing and bounce and they remind me of stretchy basketballs that bounce under her shirt and hang out below her belly.
Anyway, my binoculars are high tech and very advanced, so I can see long distances and at night and other things.
So, I looked over to the community center pool and rec center and I noticed Auntie had been laying out with my Uncle Julio being away on business.
Aunt Martha's boobs are so big that sone women call her bad names and accuse her of being a slut. I learned this from secretly listening to her conversations and watching her through a camera I installed in her bedroom. I may be a dork but I'm a technology wizard.
I found out that Auntie actually did cheat on Uncle Julio with both of his brothers and even her sisters ex-husband and new boyfriend.
She's crazy. Anyway, I could see her not far from my rooftop and she was laying face up and she removed her top inconspicuously for the 3 men in the pool to be able to see her breasts.
So I was beating off like it was an emergency as I could see her big boobs perfectly with my technology device.
But that was over quick so I walked down after the men got called to go home and she was alone. I played as if I was minding my business with no knowledge of her presence. When I got to the pool area I had to quickly get into the water or go to the locker room because of my penis having a crazy erection.
I was so horny and it was getting later in the evening so I actually pulled my shirts down to my knees inside the pool and stared at Auntie as she laid topless and unaware of my presence.
I started slowly rubbing the full length of my penis hoping to not bust and also not wanting to make noise. So I was slowly squeezing the hell out of my penis when I heard, "Reggie, go get Auntie a towel from the locker room before I get too cold."
Well shit no way could I step up out of this pool with my hard dingaling standing 10 feet tall in the air, it felt like.
She kept asking me what was going on with me, what was I waiting on, what was I doing etc etc.
She finally made me get out so she could see what I was up to as if I was hiding something.
Red in the face and humiliated as could be, I walked up the ladder and Auntie gasped and ordered me over to her right this minute so I hurried over. Her breasts still out in the open as plain as day and my dick was like a diving board to jump off of it was so erect.
Let's just say that Auntie admired my erection and gave me my first hand job and this was major shock of my life. I shot my sperm everywhere but mainly I covered both of her enormous breasts and dreamed about it everyday for a month.
She was the only woman or female that I knew who had an extremely well developed chest so she was in my dreams everyday.
She told me that I had an extraordinary penis but I didn't know what exactly she meant by that.
Later on a few days later, I was with my cousin at the pool and a young college aged girl walked in and stripped down into a bikini. I'd never seen her before and thought she was obviously a family visitor from out of town celebrating July 4th. What great luck I had, her boobs were so unreal that they hung down to her bikini bottom and they were also super huge gigantic. My cousin thought they looked gross?!?
My cousin didn't seem to even hardly notice and he ended up going back to our room. I stayed by myself as I couldn't take my eyes off of those humongous tits.
She was the only other person at the pool and could clearly feel me staring at her like she was a Ribeye steak.
I didn't know anything about sex but she called over across the pool to me and asked me as if to joke asking me if I wanted to be her oil rubdown boy for just a minute.
I had no idea what to think and I was nervous and intimidated. She yelled for me to get over there as I was panic stricken and having a hard erection that was embarrassing to display.
I felt that I had an unusually long and rock hard boner.
Before I stood up her boyfriend walked in through the pool gate which caused me to take a deep breath as I was terrified of her seeing my penis.
I masturbated 4 times in 2 hours back at my room.
So again, once I finally reached about age 20 and allowed myself to masturbate several times daily, all I wanted to fantasize about were girls with abnormally large breasts. Black, white, Asian, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Russian or whoever. She could be talking, shirt, old, young, married, single none of it mattered whatsoever in my book.
So on this particular day now several months later, I had a bike wreck.
