There are some days when you just know that you shouldnât have to work and this was one of them. The sun was already beating down and making the inside of the truck's cab stifling hot. Having two hairy arsed, unwashed labourers with me didnât help either. Joe and Ed were great workers, but their hygiene left a bit to be desired.
Their chat, as we sped to the job, was all about their latest conquests and how they performed with them. To hear them go on, you would think that they had just fucked the living day lights out of two movie starlets and not the cider swilling old whores I knew they went with. I let them continue, because I found their tales extremely funny and anyway, it helped to pass the time.
The lady lived a good distance away from our home base, so we had arranged to stay overnight at a local B & B for a couple of nights. That was something else I wasnât too keen on and had already added the cost to my quite considerable estimate.
As we drove up a half mile of smoothly raked gravel, set amidst tall conifers, I was wishing I had doubled my quotation for this job. Damn, they could well afford it, I thought to myself.
âRight you two, shut the cackle! I want us to make a good impression here, OK?â I said and grinned as they both replied with a mock salute,
âYes Boss, No Boss, three fâing bags full Boss!â They said in unison.
I pulled the elaborate bell chord at the front door of, what can only be described as a mansion and eventually the door opened. The lady of the house greeted me frostily and asked for my I.D. card. I told her I didnât have such a thing and showed her my driving license instead, she said angrily,
âUmmmm, ok, Mark is it, so you seem to be who you say you are and what are you gawping at?â She said in a very abrupt way. I guess my tongue was hanging out or something, for she was drop dead gorgeous. She was in a skimpy bikini, with a short towelling robe barely covering her ample proportions and I couldnât take my eyes off her luscious curves.
âSsssorry maâam, I didnât mean to stareâ I replied, blushing furiously.
âYou are here to work young man, not oggle my body and you better make a good job of it too! Now I suggest you get those two louts to unload the truck and Iâll show you what I need doing.â
As soon as I saw her, I knew this job was going to be trouble. She spun on her heel and walked away towards the pool area. My eyes followed her all the way, the robe was very short and I could see the ripe swell of her buttocks either side of her skimpy thong. Iâm sure she worked out at one of those fancy gyms which abound in this neck of the woods, as there was no sign of excess weight anywhere, her legs were gorgeous and her waist quite slim. Her breasts were smallish, but I liked them that way, any more than a mouthful is wasted, as my old man used to say.
I got the boys started, unloading the truck and followed her round. My cock was swelling already, just at the thought of what she would be like in bed and as I walked behind her, watching her buttocks dancing delightfully under her robe, I assessed her as I would a potential new girlfriend. Fat chance of that though, this lady was far too sophisticated, to say nothing of being a snob of the first order. She had to be at least forty five or so, but very well preserved, short blond hair, cut very well, a very fit frame and with an arse that some women, half her age, would be proud of. It was just a pity about her attitude.
âOk Mick, Mack, or whatever your stupid name is, this is where I want the patio. Right here, at the top of the pool and donât you dare damage the marble edging, it cost more than you could earn in a year!â she said bitchily. I stood, looking in awe, the pool was beautiful and she was probably quite right about the marble. She gave me a withering glance and a final reminder that she would be watching us from her sun lounger at the other end of the pool and not to slack off or she would deduct it from our bill.
Due to the heat, we had all come in cut-off denim shorts, boots and loose shirts, which we had already removed. The sweat was running off us in rivulets and as the sun beat down mercilessly, I asked if we could get some cold water from the kitchen,
âPardon me? You mean you idiots forgot to bring water? Well Iâm sorry, but Iâm not having sweaty louts like you, stomping around in my kitchen, thank you very much! There is an outside tap I use for my dogs, use that, if you really must. Iâm going in for a cool glass of lemonade myself, so keep up the good work, fuckwitsâ
During the time we had been working, I noticed that she was watching us a little more closely than was necessary. I also noticed that her nipples were standing out quite prominently against the thin material of her bikini top and; if I were not mistaken, there was a damp spot showing on the crutch of her bottoms. I wondered what was going through her mind. She got up from her lounger, giving us all a flash of her pussy, pressing hard against the bikini pants and disappeared into the house.
âFucking hell Mark, I ainât taking that shit from no stuck up cow like her!â Ed shouted angrily, âI reckon she needs taught some fucking manners, donât you?â Before I could say anything, Joe piped up with,
âToo fucking true mate, letâs go and shag the arse of her, right now!â
âHang on you two twats, sheâll have us reported to the cops quicker than that and where does that put us? In the fucking jail, thatâs where!â I replied.
âNot if we do it right Mark, not if we do it right!â Said Joe, who had slightly more intelligence than Ed. âI bet she has never put out properly for her hubby, we get him to co-operate and we film it, as if she is a willing participant, what do you think?â
They over ruled any objections I might have had and we followed Madam into the house. Her husband looked a bit older than her, probably in his mid fifties and slightly balding, but in good physical shape. They were chatting in the kitchen and she was giving him a hard time about something which, I guess is his role in life, to listen to his gorgeous wife criticising everything he tried to do. Poor bastard I thought, but maybe she would act differently to him after this afternoon was finished and we taught her some manners.
Ed was the biggest of us all and strong as an ox, so he grabbed her hubby while Joe and I took her and threw her across the kitchen table.