The neighborhood has always been a pleasant place. On the outskirts of a decent size city. We bought the home a few years ago and have had some problems since moving in and my wife decided to move out after meeting the "man of her dreams" at work. Now I am trying to save up enough to pay the house to a point where it can be sold. But my life changed much more after that.
I was stretching out front getting ready for my daily run when a black BMW drove up and the window rolled down, "Your front yard needs to be cleaned and all the weeds pulled", Janice the president of the Neighborhood Homeowners Association doing her daily "inspections". I looked around and noticed two small weeds and a paper cup sitting in the driveway. "I'll clean it up bitch" under my breath. She drove off in a cloud of dust.
The next few weeks there was word of houses in the neighborhood being broken into. The thief was taking only jewelry and cash lying around. Everyone in the neighborhood was talking and as the rumors stirred, they say the thief was in a Cat woman type full body suit, Black skin-tight and shiny, with a facemask, dark eye shadow and bright red shiny lipstick. Most of the guys in the neighborhood would say they had a crush on the thief. One of the guys said she had an amazing body.
One early morning I was on my run through the neighborhood, when passing by the Riley's house I noticed some movement inside the house "that's funny" I thought, they were on a two-week cruise to Europe and had notified the neighborhood to please watch the home.
Being the good neighbor, I am I decided to investigate. I went around the side of the house to try and get a closer view, I looked through each window and noticed the house was trashed, I went to the back door and noticed it had been opened. I walked in, there was no noise to be heard. So, I walked in further into the living room, I heard the back door close and heard a familiar female voice from behind.
"You are so predictable" my heart sank "don't turn around and put your hands where I can see them".
I put my hands up thinking she had a gun or weapon of some sorts. I heard the clack of heels walk up behind as she quickly hand cuffed my hands behind my back, she came around the front me and placed her shiny gloved finger on my lips "SSSSHHHH" said her Red shiny pouty lips, she locked a collar around my neck.
"Don't say a word, or you'll receive a shocking surprise you dog", then I knew exactly who it was, Janice. She looked very sexy; her amazing curves were wrapped from her neck down to her toes in shiny black rubber. She was wearing high heeled boots that went up right beneath her crotch, without them she would be about the same height as me. She had what looked like a Cat woman mask with pointy ears, long eyelashes, dark eye shadow, and of course those shiny red lips. Each hand was wrapped in skin-tight black shiny rubber gloves that ended at her armpits.