It's Friday afternoon, 3:15pm and I've drawn the short straw yet again in the teachers' lounge and have to stay to watch the kids with detention. "Just great," I think to myself...so much for getting home early to watch the baseball game. I'm not looking forward to wasting another hour of my life watching the school rejects in the small secluded back room of the campus. I wave goodbye to the other teachers, wishing instead I could give them the finger, and start making my way to the detention room hoping that I still have a little booze left in the flask from my briefcase.
I enter the classroom which has a small wooden desk at the front, a whiteboard behind it and a decently padded swivel/hydraulic black office chair. There are two rows of five standard desks with attached chairs facing me. The room is empty for the moment so I quickly shut the heavy metal door, pop open my briefcase on the desk and thankfully poor the last few ounces of booze from my flask into my coffee cup with the school logo on the side. I plop down into the chair, take a sip of my drink and wait for the riff-raff to arrive.
No sooner than having swallowed my first sip did I hear a quiet knock at the door. I find this unusual as the jokers I usually have in here are loud and barge their way in, knowing the ropes from being in here far too often. I wait for the second, almost timid, knock before rolling my eyes and getting up to head to the door.
"What!" I shout as I open the door, expecting the usual pranksters to be up to no good, but all I find is a cute female student who almost looks lost.
"Can I help you?" I inquire as I look her over, bottom to top...black penny loafers, white knee-high socks, plaid pleated skirt, white button-down cotton blouse and a pony tail with a headband that matches her skirt. Oh, the things I would do to this girl if I wasn't a teacher, I think to myself while trying to not let her notice my eyes lingering on her chest. She doesn't say anything, but looks scared as she hands me a slip of paper. It's today's detention roll sheet and there is only one name on it, "Jane."
"Are you Jane?" I ask with a confused look on my face. You shake your head in the affirmative, ever so slightly.
"Are you the only student with detention today?" I ask. Again, you nod your head.
"Well come in and take a seat" I say with a sigh. "Just my luck," I think...I'm stuck watching some prissy, stuck up bitch when I'd rather be home relaxing. At least she's hot and I can use the time to undress her in my mind. You take the desk directly in front on mine and I sit down at my desk as we stare at each other in silence for a moment. I take another sip of my "coffee" and can tell that you've got something to say, but are building the the courage to speak.
"Excuse me, Mr. D.?" you say ever so quietly.
"Yes Jane?" I reply.
"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I really can't be here today...or any day," you stammer.
"Oh, why is that?" I ask.
"I'm so close to being Valedictorian, but Jennifer is right behind me and this will surely give her the lead!" you blurt out.
"Then you shouldn't have done whatever you did to get here," I chuckle in reply.
I can see you starting to tear up and realize your desperation. You're not a stuck-up bitch, just an innocent school girl, correction, HOT innocent school girl trapped in a bad situation. My mind begins to think of some plans that would drastically improve my afternoon. I get up and lock the door before walking in front of my desk and leaning back against it, now directly in front of you.
"How old are you Jane," I ask while hoping for the right response.
"I just turned eighteen last week," you replied which was music to my ears.