Author's Note: There's only one more "session" after this. Thanks so much for reading.
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Subj: Next session
Greetings, intrepid heroes! Sharing a few things in advance of next session.
First: those rituals you completed. Here's how they work:
● Meldrin and Cedwin completed the Ceremony of the Grove. In the same way that groves of trees have comingled their root systems, making each individual tree stronger and more resilient, the two of you now share an unassailable bond. At will, either of you can call upon the strength of the grove. It makes you immune to all psychic attacks, mental manipulation, and other, similar effects. However, the other person will become the target of any attacks or psychic effects against you instead. The effect lasts sixty seconds. You can each use it once per session.
● Enna and Lucia completed the Ceremony of the River. A torrent of strength flows into Enna from Lucia, its course as inexorable and true as flowing water. Enna can call on Lucia for aid, granting a bonus to damage or to any skill check or other effort of her choosing. This effect is quite powerful and can only be used for one such attack, check, or other effort, once per session.
Second: we are starting this next session as you arrive at the Arcanatrix's sanctum. As you may recall, it is located deep in the harsh windswept mountains that line the northern border of the Night Queen's realm. The journey -- even led by a skilled druid like Enna -- is inhospitable, treacherous, and unforgiving.
As such, the party must decide whether to risk the penalties from the arduous journey without resting, or the dangers inherent in resting outside the sanctum before entering. Let me know which you prefer, so I know to be prepared on how to begin the session.
Chris, show up early again to get in costume! Everybody else, bring your outfits. We're nearly at the campaign finale, I think -- the big remaining question is whether the Arcanatrix will be lending her aid as you attack the Night Queen, or not.
I look forward to learning the answer in this session.
Your Dungeon Mistress,
Monica
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I stared at the email.
The ritual descriptions made me
suspicious.
It was easy to imagine how they might be used during combat...but even easier to imagine how they might be used during
other
encounters.
My phone pinged again, a few seconds later. I pulled it up hurriedly, wondering if it was an email from the secret admirer.
But it wasn't. Whoever that was, they had been radio silent ever since their emails before last session.
Instead, it was just an email from Liz, who said that she didn't think we should take the risk of resting outside the Sanctum -- the Arcanatrix would know we were there, and we'd be ambushed or attacked in our sleep.
This kicked off an extended and rapid back and forth, just like the argument last session.
Mike replied shortly after, saying that he thought it was important we were well-rested.
Erin responded after that, saying we should just take the exhaustion hit.
Mike replied, saying that he didn't want to risk not having all his spells ready in case he got into a wizard's duel.
Liz responded, saying that he lost the last duel against the Arcanatrix's
servant
, not even the Arcanatrix, so it wasn't like he'd win even with all his spells anyway.
Mike said that he hadn't lost, he and the Consigliere had reached a truce until the next time they came to the sanctum.
Erin told him to shut up about the truce, that only losers make truces.
Mike said that he would
not
shut up about the deal and that actually Erin sounded like SHE needed some rest, because she clearly was suffering from exhaustion penalties.
...And then Erin asked what I thought.
I was about to reply, when Mike texted me, to ask me to back him up.
You want us to be prepared, right?
And then -- after two weeks of silence, finally -- I got another ping. A separate email.
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Subj: this stupid fucking discussion
Tell Mike that you also think we shouldn't rest. He probably just wants some kind of weird fantasy dream sequence with the Consigliere.
-- your secret admirer
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Well, honestly, that rankled a little.
Someone -- one of my friends -- had
jerked me off
in a hot tub, made me cum while my other friend was teasing me. Presumably the secret admirer was the one who'd done it.
And she'd said nothing. Not immediately after, not in the weeks after. And now they were emailing me to weigh in on a fucking discussion about whether
the party made camp or not
?
I fired off an annoyed reply.
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Re: Subj: this stupid fucking discussion
Why should I? You haven't said anything in weeks, and now you send this?
Chris
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There was a minute or two before another ping.
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Re: Re: Subj: this stupid fucking discussion
Oh,
I'm
the one who's supposed to be in touch?
I
was
in touch, Chris.
Lots
of touch, remember? You liked it enough that you lost control of yourself in a hot tub.
But you didn't even say thanks.
So now I'm annoyed. You can start working your way back into my good graces by making sure we don't go with Mike's plan. Or you can bet that where I went out of my way to make the last session have a happy ending for Cedwin, I'll go out of my way to make the next one miserable for you.
-- your secret admirer
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Well, that not only gave me pause, it brought me back to the central question about all of this:
who the fuck was sending this emails?
This cemented that it had to be Liz or Erin. I could imagine either of them sending this aggrieved, slightly hostile, teasing email. Maybe it sounded a little more like Liz? But Erin had sent the last reply on the email chain before I'd gotten this note...
But I couldn't imagine either of them jerking me off to completion in a hot tub. Even though I knew one of them had.
At any rate, I wasn't sure I wanted to find out what happened if I went into the next session pissed off at me.
So I decided to opt for contrite, perhaps a little overwhelmed, and appreciative. It was an easy tone to opt for because it was mostly how I felt.
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Re: Re: Re: Subj: this stupid fucking discussion
Look, I didn't know what to say, okay? Whoever you are, we've never...done anything like that. I still don't know who 'we' even is.
I'll tell Mike we're not resting outside.
And it was really hot. By the way.
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The reply came back almost immediately.
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Re: Re: Re: Subj: this stupid fucking discussion
During the next session -- make sure you're checking your email. Maybe turn notifications on. I don't know what Monica has planned, but I don't trust it. I want to make sure if I need to get in touch with you, I can.
I'm glad you liked it. Maybe there'll be more where that came from, if you're lucky.
-- your secret admirer
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And then I texted Mike and said I didn't think resting outside the sanctum was a good idea.
He replied almost immediately:
C'mon, dude, I need to be at full strength. Part of the deal I was telling you about is that I've gotta do this...trial, thing, while we're there.
I mulled that over for a moment, but I decided that I actually had some good reasons for not wanting the rest, and sent a text:
Well, we've got that ceremony of the grove boost now, so that'll help, right? And honestly, Monica will probably just use the rest as an excuse to attack or weaken us or something anyway. Maybe kidnap somebody.
There was a long pause before he replied:
I really want Meldrin to do this on his own without help from the ceremony, but I see your point. And yeah, you're right, it feels like a bit of a trap option from her. Ok.
Well, the
trial
-- that Meldrin really wanted to do on his own -- felt a bit odd. I remembered that Mike said he had struck some kind of deal with the Consigliere during that last visit, but he'd been light on specifics.
Satisfied that I wasn't going to unduly piss anybody off, I sent the email, and with Mike outvoted and consensus established, Monica said she'd plan the session assuming we forged ahead and went straight in to the sanctum.
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I was both excited and anxious as the day of the session got closer.
Between Mike's return, Monica, and the secret admirer -- the dynamics in these sessions felt increasingly strange to me, so unlike the games I used to run for my friends from high school.
The vibes I had been getting from Liz and Erin -- teasing, flirty -- were also increasingly confusing from two friends who had only ever seemed platonic, however much I might've wanted things to be different.
I was jealous of Mike, and this unspecified
trial
that felt all-too-similar to the interactions I'd had with Monica. Or...the characters Monica was playing, anyway.