Author's Note: I know "things get sexy in a D&D group" is a common premise, but I felt like I had something unique enough to write here that I'd give it a shot. I'd really welcome feedback, positive or negative on this one.
Thanks for reading.
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Mike's new place was awesome, and his combination housewarming/holiday party was buzzing with friends and conversation. I looked around the place, thinking fondly about how grown up we all were now: this was a housewarming party. Because now he owned a
house
. A pretty far cry from gathering in his parent's basement to play Halo on that shitty couch until 4AM.
Mike spotted me, came over, and half-steered, half-dragged me over to a young woman who was standing near his fireplace, by herself, sipping on wine as she looked at the fire.
"Chris, Monica wanted to meet you. She's the one I've been telling you about. I met her through that board game club I've been going to, but she's been running the usual D&D game for us since you had to stop. It's been super fun."
He opened his mouth to say something else, but his doorbell rang. "Ah, shit. I've gotta get that. Monica, this is Chris, who used to run games for us during high school and college. Chris, this is Monica, the new DM! You guys can compare notes!"
Introductions made, Mike left us to answer the door.
I looked at Monica. She was in her late twenties or early thirties, maybe; a bit younger than me. Shorter than me, and she gave off a distinct goth vibe. Long, jet black hair. Full dark eyes, cat eye makeup that made them look even larger. Pale skin. A dark lipstick - a deep crimson, almost maroon. She was wearing a black sweater dress that clung to a curvaceous, shapely body.
Damn.
She was hot. I wondered if Mike had introduced us because she was single. It was possible - he wasn't much of a matchmaker, but maybe. I kind of hoped so.
Monica arched an eyebrow. "Hi there, Chris."
I flushed. She must've seen me staring. I pulled my eyes back up to her face. "Hi, Monica. It's nice to meet you. So you're the Dungeon Master that Mike's been raving about, huh?"
Monica gave me a wry smile. "I prefer Dungeon
Mistress
. But yeah, that's me." Dark lips sipped from her wine glass.
I laughed at the joke. "Very cool. I've been running games off and on for Mike, Liz, and Erin for years. Just been busy lately." I beamed at her.
My friends
had
raved about her DMing abilities. Said she ran an awesome campaign. Tough, but fair, super interesting, great combat encounters, memorable NPCs.
She even apparently dressed up as the characters sometimes. The idea of her in cosplay, I had to admit, was especially intriguing, based on what she looked like in this sweater dress. I tried not to let my imagination wander.
She had let the silence stretch, but eventually spoke. "Yeah, they talk about your old campaigns sometimes. Sounds like you run a fun game." Her smile was friendly enough, I thought. But a little...
aloof
. Distant. A challenging edge to it? A little unimpressed, maybe? Hard to say.
She held my gaze. "I've actually been thinking that it might be nice to add one more for the campaign. They were all talking about how it'd be fun for you to play in a game instead of running one. If you're interested and have a little more time in the new year, that is. I know not every DM likes to be a player, though; you might not like my game. I mean, I don't really like to play in other people's games; I like to be in control too much. So I get it if you don't..."
But I didn't need the easy excuse she was offering. "I would
love
to. I don't have the time to run anything but I've been dying to get back to playing D&D. It'll be nice to have someone else do the hard work - and nice to play in the game they're all raving about!"
She gave me a small smile. "Great. Give me your email and phone number, so I can send you the backstory stuff and some character generation info. That way you can show up and we can get you right in the middle of the action..."
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The backstory she sent along packed a lot into a relatively brief document. I was impressed. It was a classic, high-fantasy world; a lot of political intrigue. The party had been on a trip to the court of the Night Queen, ostensibly as emissaries, but with the real mission of stealing an important artifact from her treasure room. Unfortunately, their purpose had been discovered at the end of last session, and they'd all been thrown into the Night Queen's dungeon.
Monica's email gave me a clear new character prompt:
You'll be playing a fellow prisoner, someone who was already there when the party was captured. You're a servant of the Night Queen who has fallen out of favor for refusing to undertake an important mission because it violated your morals. She left you to rot in this prison a few weeks ago, and it has soured you against her; the party seems like they could be valuable allies, your ticket out of here. And helping them is sure to piss the Night Queen off. You've been working on an escape plan, but you know you're about to be brought in for another interrogation session. That's where this game session will start.
I made a character within the parameters she laid out. I texted Mike and it sounded like the group was missing a frontline fighter-type, and someone who was a smooth talker, so a paladin was the natural choice.
I settled on the name Cedwin, and emailed her the completed character sheet along with some notes about his appearance and backstory. She replied almost immediately:
Awesome choices, great character. Here's the details of the plan you've been working on. If you can get through the interrogation without giving anything anyway, the party ought to be able to help you escape.
The broad strokes of the plan were pretty straightforward; I had, over the weeks of imprisonment in the Night Queen's dungeons, gotten the sympathy of a guard, who would be willing to help me escape. The only reason I hadn't escaped yet was because I couldn't overpower the half-dozen
other
guards by myself...but the arrival of the adventurers shifted the odds; if we all worked together, we could escape. And then plot our revenge on the Night Queen.
It was a good premise for having my character join the group. I was looking forward to game night.
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Game night rolled around a few weeks later. It was at Monica's place; a Friday night. I pulled up the email, plugged her address in on my phone, and showed up a few minutes early.
She opened the door. "Hi, Chris. Come on in."
I didn't immediately respond. She was wearing - well, I didn't know which character she was done up as, but it was clearly fantasy makeup. Her eye makeup and lipstick were an azure blue, with pale gold highlights that only made it all the more striking. Her dark hair was done in some complicated braids, and pointy elf ears peeked out.
Her outfit was...well, a cloak of deep midnight. There was a clasp at her neck - silver, a stylized full moon - and the cloak was hooded, and draped completely across her shoulders and down her front. It covered her head to toe.
I realized that I was staring, openmouthed. She looked like...well, some kind of fantasy elf priestess. "H-hi, Monica! Great outfit!"
She gave me a cheeky grin. "You're the first here. The Night Queen welcomes you to her court, Cedwin. What'll you have to drink?" She ushered me inside.
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My friends arrived shortly after I did. Liz was next, showing up five minutes later, just as I took the first sip of an excellent bourbon Monica had poured.
For years, I had been surprised when other guys told me Liz was hot, or asked me if I thought she'd go out with them. To me, Liz was always the nerdy, slightly bookish girl who lived next door. The one who beat all the optional bosses in Final Fantasy 7 before I did, who got excited when I loaned her
Game of Thrones
, and loaned me
Wheel of Time
in return.
But even I could admit that in-her-30s Liz was pretty hot. Nerdy glasses and an obsession with fantasy and sci-fi novels had matured into a hot-librarian aesthetic to accompany her professional-librarian job
.
Fashionable glasses framed big brown eyes. Long brown tresses spilled down around the glasses. She was dressed in a blouse and skirt.
"Hi Chris! Oh my god, you're going to get to actually play for a change!" She gave me a warm hug. She eyed Monica's get-up. "Wow, you pulled out all the stops this week, huh? Damn. Sorry, I came from work...I'll bring my Lucia get-up again next session, though."
"Yeah, I wanted to make sure I set the right tone for the campaign for Chris," Monica said, her eyes twinkling. "I told you guys, dressing up is optional for you all though. No pressure."
"Well, in spite of my attire, Lucia the rogue is here and ready to make some mischief!" Liz rubbed her hands together, sitting down next to me. "Lucia the rogue also needs her gin and tonic, please."
"Difficult to make mischief from inside a prison cell, Lucia." Monica smiled and began making a drink.
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Erin was late. But Erin was always late.
"Chris!
Eeeeee!
You're really here!" she shrieked when she saw me sitting at the table, character sheet in front of me. She ran over and gave me a hug.
In contrast to Liz, nobody -
least
of all me - was surprised when Erin got described as hot. Tall, with long red hair and green eyes, and pale freckled skin, she had classic Irish good looks and a body to match. She had run for class president in high school and won, been president of her sorority in college, and now ran sales or marketing at some giant company.
She wasn't much of a nerd. It had always been astonishing to me that she'd kept wanting to play D&D with us over the years, but she insisted.
Even more astonishing: she was dressed up tonight. She had on elf ears, a brown robe open in the front, and matching leather armbands and a laced leather bodice. A staff completed the outfit.
She obviously noticed my stare. "Like the outfit? Monica helped me with the ears! My character is Enna, an elvish druid. I've got lots of healing spells!"
I smiled. "You look great, Erin."
If I was honest, I felt a little jealous - she had never dressed up as a character during any of
my
campaigns. I certainly wasn't immune to her charms and would've loved to see her wearing this sort of thing more regularly.
I had taken my shot with Erin long ago, during high school. And then in college. And then again right after college. But she had always been more interested in swimmers, football players, and fraternity presidents than the data scientist who ran her weekly D&D session. For a long time I had taken it personally, but as we'd both gotten older - and I'd finally had a few girlfriends - that had mellowed into an easier friendship.
Even if I'd still go for it,
I acknowledged to myself, eyeing her cleavage in the laced leather of that bodice.