Man, do I feel like an idiot, I thought to myself as I lay on the emergency room bed staring at the ceiling. I'm the only person I know who could end up in the E.R. by changing a light bulb. I was holding a dressing to my bleeding forehead and wondering why they always make you wear these stupid little gowns. I'm a big guy (6'6'' and pretty muscular) so it doesn't cover much. It barely came down past my crotch. It's times like these that I wish I wore underwear. I was so bored that I started to count the ceiling tiles (there was 42 of them inside the examination room).
"Mr. Jenkins?" a female voice asked as I heard the isolation curtain being pulled back, "I'm Dr. Hammond." I looked up to see the most beautiful doctor I have ever seen in my life. She had long brown hair tied up in a ponytail and piercing blue eye. She was rather tall and had an athletic body. Her tits were about a B cup (but looked just right for her body) and long legs. She looked a lot like Shania Twain. She wore the usual white lab coat that all the doctors wore and she had on a white button down blouse with the first two buttons undone. I was really had to concentrate to keep myself from getting an erection, especially since I had this little gown on.
"So, what happened to you," she asked while looking down into the chart in her hands.
"I was up on a ladder, changing the light bulb in the hallway" I said, embarrassed at my own clumsiness. "I dropped the light bulb, and when I tried to catch it I slipped and hit my head on the ladder."
"Did you lose consciousness?"
"No. It just hurt like hell. Then I felt the blood trickling down my face and came here."
"Well, I guess it's true then. The bigger they are the harder they fall. Let me take a look at the wound." She bent over me to look under the bandage. Her blouse fell forward and I could see that she wasn't wearing a bra. I could see almost her entire breast (everything but the nipple) and tried to think about something really unsexy to keep my dick under control. I thought about my fat Aunt Doris in a bathing suit and that did the trick.
She looked down at me and saw me looking. She just smiled; stood up and told me to look strait ahead as she pulled a little flashlight out of the pocket of her lab coat. She shined it in each eye and took a couple steps back. I don't know what she tripped over, but all of a sudden she's falling towards the floor, her arms reaching out to find something to grab hold on. OOOOHH and they found something. One of her hands grabbed a hold of the bed rail, while the other one went right up my gown and grabbed my member. THAT DID IT, there was no holding the beast back any longer. Not even Aunt Doris could help me now.
I was turning red as the bottom of the gown started to rise up. She glanced at my growing tent and then looked me in the eyes trying to ignore it. "I'm afraid you're gonna need some stitches on that, but I'll try to keep the scare as small as possible. I'll be right back with the suture tray so that I can close that wound up for you." She walked out of the room and seemed to take extra care in making sure that the curtain was closed.
I realized that I had been holding my breath and exhaled with a long sigh. I was relieved. I thought for sure that she was going to freak and or something. You never know what someone is going to call sexual harassment these days. I covered myself with a sheet hoping it would hide my obvious excitement, but it didn't help much.
Then a nurse walked in carrying a tray and I thought that this must be my lucky night. She was gorgeous too. She had dark red hair and green eyes. She was shorter than the doctor, but had much bigger breasts than her. She wore a tight little nurse's uniform, which left nothing to the imagination. It had a nametag on it that read Judy. Her eyes fell upon the tent I was making under the sheet, but thankfully didn't say anything about it. She introduced herself and said that she would be helping the doctor with my stitches. The doctor came in shortly afterwards carrying a syringe.
"This is gonna burn for a little while, but you will soon get numb," she said as she swabbed my head with an alcohol filled cotton ball. "You will probably lose consciousness too."