Edwards Drunken Visit

Patty and Clarice are having a glass of wine together at Clarice's college apartment after the last day of finals for the semester. They have become good friends over the last three years of college. Clarice's boyfriend went back home for the weekend to hang out with friends.

Patty wishes she had a boyfriend, but she is a little socially awkward and doesn't seem to be highly attractive to the men at school. Clarice has suggested she get rid of her grandma sweaters and button up blouses, but Patty doesn't want to change who she is in order to find a man. She prefers to find a man who likes her for her.

They are having a good time sitting on the couch, watching a movie, and enjoying a bottle of Chardonnay. They are on their second glass and half way through the thriller when the doorbell rings. Clarice looks over at Patty with a confused look on her face.

She pauses the movie and says, "I wonder who that could be."

Opening the door, she is surprised to see Edward standing in the doorway. "Hello Edward. What brings you here tonight?"

Edward is clearly intoxicated as he stumbles inside her apartment. "I just need someone to hang out with. You don't mind if I visit with you for a bit do you? Oh hello Patty."

Having invited himself in already, Clarice says, "Oh okay. Well we are just watching a movie and having a few glasses of wine. Nothing exciting. But if you want to watch the second half of the movie, I suppose that is fine. How much have you had to drink?"

Sitting on the love seat on the short side of the living room, Edward looks over at the women with his eyes half open. "I may have had a few drinks."

Patty laughs at his answer. "Sure seems like more than a few."

"Well, I was feeling lonely so I went to the Crew House after my last final at 4. I may have had a couple more than a few while I was there."

"Okay, you can hang out for a bit." Clarice replies, "But we are going to finish watching the movie so you will need to be quiet."

He replies, "Sure, no problem" while kicking off his shoes, and cuddling up to face the TV in the love seat. He buries his feet underneath a throw pillow then places a second throw pillow up against the arm of the love seat and uses it for his head.

Clarice looks at Patty, shrugs her shoulder to her friend, then presses play. Within ten minutes, the girls can hear Edward snoring loudly. Patty is distracted by Edward's snoring. He is curled up in the fetal position facing the back of the love seat at this point. He rolls back over onto his back and stops snoring.

A few minutes later, Edward's right leg falls off the side of the love seat. Patty stands up and heads to the kitchen to refill her glass. Upon returning, Clarice notices that Patty is staring over at Edward for a few seconds before she returns to the couch.

"Are you checking him out?" Clarice whispers to her friend.

Patty defensively replies in a whisper, "What? No, no I wasn't checking him out."

Clarice whispers, "Um, I think you were. You were certainly staring at him."

Patty rolls her eyes then returns her focus to the movie. A minute later, Clarice also returns to the kitchen to refill her glass. She realizes that she has a stronger buzz than she anticipated and decides this will be her last glass. When she returns to the living room, she sees Patty glancing over at Edward again.

Returning to her seat, she sips her glass of wine and continues watching the final ten minutes of the movie. When the movie is over, Clarice stands up to use the restroom. She feels her head spinning a bit. On the way to the bathroom she turns on the over head light to the living room. Returning a few minutes later, she sees Patty looking over at Edward. Patty quickly looks away when she sees Clarice.

"What do you want to do now?" Patty asks.

Clarice thinks for a few seconds then says, "Let's play truth or dare."

"Okay, I guess" Patty replies.

"Great, I will start. I dare you to go over and rub Edward's crotch."

Patty has a look of disgust on her face. "I didn't even pick dare! Besides, I am not going to go over to Edward and just start rubbing his crotch."

Knowing that Patty has not had any action in at least three years, Clarice replies, "Why not? I saw you staring at his crotch earlier."

"I was not" Patty says defensively, her voice a little louder than she had intended it to be.

Clarice rolls her eyes. "What were you looking at then?" Before giving Patty a chance to answer, she says "Look, go rub his bulge for a few seconds and see if he gets hard. He is passed out so he will never know."

"You can't be serious. What if he wakes up?"

"He won't wake up. Look, he is snoring. Besides, when was the last time you had a chance to touch a bulge? You know you want to. Don't be such a prude. Besides, it is your dare. You agreed to play."

"Fine" Patty says as she hesitantly stands up. She keeps looking back at Clarice as she takes a few steps over to the love seat. Standing over top of Edwards lower body, she reaches out her hand. It hovers about a foot from his body. She looks over at Clarice once more for assurance.

Clarice nods with a smile on her face. Patty slowly lowers her hand and runs the tip of her fingers up the raised part of Edward's jeans between his legs and quickly pulls her hand away. She turns toward Clarice and prepares to head back to the couch.

"You hardly even touched him. I said rub it and see if you can make him hard. You have to do it more than once to get a response."

Patty replies, "No you said rub it once."

"No, what I said is rub it a few seconds and see if it gets hard. Look, he didn't even move when you touched him. He is not going to wake up."

Patty gives into peer pressure and reaches down a second time. She softly runs her finger tips up and down the bulge a few times. When his dick rises underneath the jeans, Patty jumps back and gasps in surprise. "Oh wow. It got hard."

Rushing back to the couch, Patty hurries back to her seat, her eyes glued on the bulge. "My turn to give you a dare" she says turning her attention to her friend.

"Oh shit. I didn't think about me having a dare. I choose truth."

Patty gives Clarice a disheartening look. "No fair. You didn't even give me a chance to choose truth."

After a few seconds, Patty gets excited. "Okay, you have to tell me the truth. Do you enjoy giving Jon a blow job?"

Clarice begins to laugh. "Oh, wow. Um, yeah I guess I enjoy it. It is so cool to feel it grow in my mouth."

It is silent a few moments after she finishes speaking. She sees Patty's focus return to Edward.

Patty says, "It is shrinking. Does it always do that?"

Again Clarice laughs. "I thought you said you have been with a man before?"

She replies, "I have, but he was always hard already when I was doing anything."

"Okay" Clarice whispers. "It takes a decent amount of stimulation for a man to keep his erection. He had to get hard to keep the erection, but it will go down after awhile even when it is hard if you don't continue to stimulate it. You only got him semi-hard so it doesn't last long."

"Oh, okay. Well, Mark must have been hard all the time when I saw it then, because it never went down. That is so cool."

Knowing Patty is fascinated and also feeling a little buzz, she gives Patty a second challenge. "I dare you to go rub it for 30 seconds this time. That should keep it hard for a little longer."

"Wait, you didn't give me the option to choose truth. Not fair."

"Just go do it. You know you want to."

Patty returns to the love seat. This time she kneels down in front of his crotch then looks back at Clarice. She whispers, "What if he wakes up?"

Clarice answers, "He won't. Don't be a chicken."

Patty slowly reaches forward and begins running her fingers up and down Edwards bulge. She looks back at Clarice and smiles when the erection returns. Clarice encourages her to keep going. Enjoying the feeling of the dick pressing back against her hand, Patty continues to massage the growing dick with the tips of her fingers.

"Is my thirty seconds up yet?" she whispers while looking back at Clarice.

Clarice shakes her head back and forth, pretending to be counting. At least a minute passes before Patty pulls her hand away and rushes over to the couch with a Cheshire grin on her face. "That was longer than 30 seconds for sure."

Laughing, Clarice says, "Yes, but you enjoyed it. Look at how happy you made him. You know you enjoyed it."

"I dare you to go play with it" Patty blurts out.

"I have a boyfriend remember" Clarice says, surprised by Patty's boldness.

Patty puts her hands on her hips. "So? He isn't here. He won't know and Edward is passed out so he won't know either. Only we will know."

Clarice shifts uncomfortably in her seat. "Fine, but you can't tell Jon. I will kill you if you ever mention this to anyone!" She rushes over to Edward, checking to make sure he is still passed out and begins twirling her fingers over top of the jeans containing the hard on. She lightly swirls her fingers over top of his dick laughing quietly as she looks back and forth between the bulge, Edward's face, and Patty.

Not wanting to get caught, she rushes back over to the couch and launches herself into her seat. They are both laughing out loud. Patty whispers, "I can't believe how hard he is. You must have magic fingers."

Clarice turns to her friend, places her hand on Patty's lap and says, "Your turn. I dare you to go hold the hard on and give him a kiss."

Patty's mouth opens wide. She swats Clarice's hand off her lap. "No way! He will surely wake up."

"Come on. When was the last time you held a hard dick and gave a man a kiss?"

"At least four years ago, but that will wake him."

Clarice shakes her head back and forth. "No it won't. Besides, that is your dare."

Walking hesitantly, Patty slowly reaches down and wraps her right hand on top of Edward's bulge. She covers her mouth in disbelief of what she is doing as she enjoys the feeling of the warm, hard flesh through the jeans. She quickly leans forward and plants a peck on Edward's lips.

"No, a kiss" Clarice whispers.

Still holding the hard on in her hand, Patty quips, "That was a kiss."

Clarice counters, "No, that was a peck. Give him a real kiss."

Disgruntled by the dare, Patty leans in again and presses her lips against Edward's mouth. She feels his warm lips while giving him a soft, yet real kiss. After a second, she quickly pulls back, releases his hard dick and scurries back to her seat.

Realizing it is her turn again, Clarice whispers, "Okay. This has gone far enough. Let's quit now."

Patty, aroused by the situation and already having another dare for her friend argues. "No way, it is your turn. I went three times, you only went twice. I dare you...to take his hard dick out of his jeans."

It is Clarice's turn for her jaw to drop. She smiles and laughs at the dare. "No way. That is too much. He may wake up if I do that. Besides, Jon would kill me if he knew I did that."

"Come on! Jon will never know and Edward won't wake up. That is your dare. Don't be a chicken."

Clarice cannot believe that her friend is using her own words against her now. She slowly stands up, feeling her buzz hit her again and walks over to the love seat. "I hate you" she mouths while looking at Patty who is watching intently. Clarice slowly reaches down and flips her attention back and forth between Edward's eyes and the jeans as she carefully works on the jeans button. When she unbuttons his jeans, she checks to make sure Edward's eyes are still closed. Seeing his shut eyelids, she carefully unzips the taut jeans over his bulge, revealing his white briefs.

Edwards body shuffles a little and releases a moan. Clarice quickly pulls her hand away and ducks down to the side of the love seat. She looks at Patty who is staring at Edward's face. Patty gives her the go ahead. She slowly stands back up, studying his face, then gently begins to navigate the folds of the briefs until his hard dick pops out between the folds. She quickly races back to the couch and jumps in her seat.

The two of them are trying to hold back their laughter as they stare at the hard dick sticking up in the air. Wondering of the facial expression of Patty, Clarice looks over at her friend and sees Patty's eyes practically bulging out of her head. Patty's mouth is closed with a serious look.

"Okay, okay" Clarice whispers, caught up in the moment. "I dare you to go over there and lick the top of it for ten seconds."

"What the hell?" Patty exclaims, keeping her eyes on Edward's hard dick.

"A dare's a dare."

Patty rushes over to the love seat and kneels down before the hard flesh, studying it. This has been the closest she has been to an aroused and exposed dick in a very long time. She leans forward with her tongue sticking out and quickly runs it up the length then pulls away and darts below the love seat just in case Edward's eyes open. She looks over at her friend, looking for approval to continue.

"Don't stop", they hear Edward moan as he shifts his legs on the couch.

They both freeze, waiting to see what Edward does next. When it appears he has went back to sleep, Clarice nods and gives her the okay signal. Patty leans up over the dick again and licks it a second time while staring up at Edward's eyes. This time, she slowly runs her tongue over the hot flesh filled with blood. She licks it a third time and hears Edward release a soft moan. Like a tiger, she leaps over to the couch and pounces on her seat.

"Holy shit" she exclaims.

Clarice is laughing loudly. "That was awesome. How did it feel?"

Patty laughs as well before answering. "I forgot how much heat radiates from that thing. It was awesome, well until he moaned. I thought he was going to sit up and kill me."

"I am not licking it" Clarice exclaims softly.

"Nope. I dare you to stroke him for fifteen seconds."

Clarice swats at her friend's shoulder. "Shut up. Are you serious?"

"You have five seconds to begin or else it will be thirty seconds."

"You bitch" Clarice whispers as she rushes over to the love seat. She gently wraps her hand around the hard dick and begins to slowly and softly run her hand up and down his hard dick. His hips raise slightly off the love seat with when her hand reaches the mushroom crown.

She pauses a second and feels his hips slowly fall back to the love seat. She resumes stroking him a couple more times, studying his face and hoping his eyes do not open as he moans again. She has forgot to start counting to fifteen herself and has no clue how long she has been stroking him.

When his hips lift a second time, she pulls her hand away and darts back over to her seat. "Oh my god. I can't believe I just did that. He must think this is the greatest dream ever."

After a second of silence, Clarice gives Patty her next dare. "I dare you to go suck on his dick for fifteen seconds, no stopping."

Patty looks as if she is about to cry. "Serious? He will definitely wake up this time!"

Clarice chuckles to herself. "I hope he does, then both of you can enjoy it. He surely wouldn't push you away if he woke up to you blowing him."

"I don't know. I am not any good at giving blow jobs."

Wanting to boost her friend's confidence, Clarice says, "Well, this will be good practice. I am sure he will be oblivious to it."

Feeling a twinge between her legs at the thought of sucking on a dick, Patty presses her hands between her legs, feeling her clit scream in joy of the pressure. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god" Patty says quietly as she builds up the nerve to complete her newest dare. She slides to the end of her seat and slowly stands up. Taking a few steps toward the love seat, she turns and looks at Clarice. "Seriously?"

Laughing, Clarice nods her head up and down. Patty falls to her knees and looks up at Edward's face, studying his eyes. He is snoring again, which gives her a little confidence. Slowly, she reaches forward and holds his hard dick at the base. Leaning forward, she feels the radiating heat on her cheeks as she opens her mouth and slowly presses her head down. Closing her mouth, she feels the first two inches of his flesh press against the insides of her mouth. Slowly, she begins lowering her head further, feeling his hips rise to her mouth. It has been too long since she last had a man in her mouth. She relishes the moment as her saliva coats the next three inches. Feeling the head of his dick hit the back of her mouth, she stops an inch or two short of engulfing his entire dick.

She can feel his hard dick pulsating as she slides her mouth back toward the tip. Edward moans again, this time louder. She doesn't pull away and look at his face, determined to finish her fifteen seconds. A second time she lowers her mouth on his hard dick, this time pushing all the way down until her mouth meets her hand. When she begins to retreat, she feels his hips raise off the love seat, making it seem inches longer as she retreats to the head.

Her juices are beginning to flow as the happy thought of the dick in her mouth overcomes her. She allows her tongue to run along the underside this time as she lowers her head down over top of his hard dick. She sucks on his dick a few more times then retreats and rushes back to her seat."

"I am not doing that" Clarice exclaims.

"Yes, you will for fifteen seconds. Either that or you make out with him for thirty seconds. That is your dare."

"Ew! Shit. Well I am definitely not making out with him. Let's give him a couple minutes to settle down first. I have to pee."

"Me too" Patty says as Clarice stands up and rushes to the bathroom. Patty walks toward the bathroom and waits in front of the closed door while she waits for Clarice to finish. When the door opens, Clarice says, "Do I really have to blow him?"

"Yes" Patty says with a stern voice as she rushes past Clarice and closes the bathroom door behind her. Clarice returns to the couch trying to figure a way to talk herself out of this situation. She cannot believe she let things go this far. Jon would kill her if he found out any of this.

It takes Patty longer than normal to pee. Clarice wonders if she is doing more than going to the bathroom. She walks over to the bathroom door and knocks on it softly. "What are you doing in there?"

"Almost done" she hears from the other side of the door. Returning to the couch, she waits several seconds for the bathroom door to finally open. "This is awesome" Patty exclaims with a huge smile on her face.

"For you" Clarice responds.

Taking a seat on the edge of the couch, Patty says, "Your turn."

"What if I just stroke him for 30 seconds?"

Having none of the compromise, Patty responds. "Nope, fifteen seconds sucking him or thirty seconds kissing him."

Without saying a word, Clarice walks over to the light switch and turns off the over head light then makes her way over to the love seat. She turns and gives a disapproving look to Patty before falling to her knees. Edward's dick is still standing half mast as she leans forward. Taking it in hand by the base, Clarice slowly leans forward. Edward's dick is smaller than Jon's and has less girth so it will be easy for her to fit it in her mouth.

She wraps her lips softly around his hard dick and begins lowering her head. To her surprise, his hips rise half way down, pushing the rest of his dick inside her mouth. With her hand, she presses his hips back to the love seat. She pauses at the top of the head, hoping to waste a second or two. She begins lowering her mouth slowly, inch by inch, down the length of his dick, feeling it throb in her mouth.

He moans and his hips begin to raise a second time, but Clarice uses her hands to hold his hips to the love seat. Acting instinctively, she sucks a little harder when she slides his dick out of her mouth then quickly slides her lips down his meat. His breathing grows short; his hips thrusting toward her mouth.