There is no fear in love; perfect love drives out all fear.
- I John 4:18, King James Version
It's the child He loves that He disciplines; the child he embraces, He also corrects. God is educating you; that's why you must never drop out. He's treating you as dear children. This trouble you're in isn't punishment; it's training, the normal experience of children. Only irresponsible parents leave children to fend for themselves. Would you prefer an irresponsible God?
- Hebrews 12:6-8, The Message Paraphrase
Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our affliction, so that we may be able to comfort those who are in any affliction, with the comfort with which we ourselves are comforted by God.
- II Corinthians 1:3-4, The English Standard Version
Eli's comin'. Girl you better hide your heart; your lovin' heart. Eli's a comin' and the cards say a broken heart.
- Eli's Coming Three Dog Night
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There is a hierarchy among surgeons.
Urologists and Ob/Gyns are a quiet, generally dignified and an in-obtrusive lot. The older urologists can be generally humorless; not a bad idea for men who make a good deal of the living feeling men's prostates.
One of these older, humorless urologists ambled toward a hospital room on the Urology floor at St. John of God Medical Center in Joplin, Mo. As he passed the nursing station he asked, in a dignified, slow, reserved voice for, "a glove and some jelly" with which to digitally examine (that is with a glove covered finger via the patient's rectum) a new admission's prostate gland.
A (younger and much more humorous) nurse causally asked the doctor, "What flavor?"
Slowly the urologist turned and asked, "What flavor of what, nurse?"
"Jelly," the nurse retorted, barely able to suppress a smile.
For at least 30 seconds the urologist stood in the middle of the hallway looking at those now assembled in the nurse's station waiting to see what this dignified urologist's answer would be.
"I get it. That's a joke," the urologist finally (slowly) said.
The nurse smiled a bedazzling smile (that had absolutely no apparent effect) at the frumpy looking urologist and said, "I'll get you the
KY
Doctor Card and be right with you."
"Thank you, nurse." And with that the dignified urologist turned (slowly) on his heel and proceeded to resume his march to the patient's room to feel the gentleman's prostate.
Next in the pecking order are General Surgeons, who can and do have senses of humor and dignity (sometimes). A general surgeon, whose unofficial sub -specialty was excising and draining pylonidal cysts (extraordinarily painful cysts that principally afflict men at the top of the gluteal maximal cleft (ass crack)) liked to yell, "Thar she blows!" when his scalpel incised the cyst, relieving its pressure and sending a column of blood and pus (under generally high pressure) toward the ceiling of the O.R.
If the column of blood and pus managed to hit the ceiling and shower the O.R. crew with bacterially loaded goo, the general surgeon would then yell, "We gotta gusher, folks!" Other surgeons and O.R. crews, upon hearing "Thar she blows!" would stop whatever they were doing and wait to hear if he had a gusher or not.
The O.R. crew who worked with this particular general surgeon would always make sure they had something plastic to cover themselves with when the surgeon did cysts.
In between the General Surgeons and the "higher specialties" reside the Vascular Surgeons who found, sometime in the late 70's/early 80's, they could make a small mint, appealing to women's vanity and fixing women's legs afflicted with varicose and spider veins.
Until the arrival of the Heart Surgeons and Interventional Cardiologists, Orthopedic and Neuro Surgeons were at the top of the hierarchy. This was not because their specialties required that much special knowledge and experience (Well, there's the thing about brain surgery...) But principally because the Orthopods (and to some extent the Brain Surgeons), almost to a man, were football jocks in college.
This meant they were generally tall, well muscled and accustom to getting whatever they wanted, no matter who said no. That and the fact that hip and knee replacements done by the Orthopods and Carotid Endartrectomies (surgical cleaning of the Carotid arteries in the neck) done by the Brain Surgeons were volume surgeries with low overhead, i.e., there was lots of money to be made for both doctor and hospital.
And then came the Heart Surgeons, officially known as Cardio-Thoracic Surgeons, and loosely known as "Chest Cutters" or simply, to the
cognoscenti
of the heart surgery trade, as "Cutters."
The lesser Cutters walk on water and can turn water into wine.
The stars of the Cardio-Thoracic trade do not walk on water; they walk five feet above it and can create wine from just about anything.
You want this if you are a patient whose Cardiologist has just told you that your Right Coronary Artery is 90 percent blocked and you need heart surgery right away or one day, without warning, you will fall face first into your dinner plate and that, pretty much, is, as they say, that. So you want one of these guys who have no sense of failure. If a Cutter says you're going to live, you can pretty much make book on it. And if you do die, it was someone else's fault. Maybe yours. Definitively
not
your surgeon's.