Jenny's troops were careful not to march behind her, they strolled careful out of step, not to present too military an image. Stan brought up the rear and looked at the team. All in fatigues, all prime specimens of humanity. They lined up before the veranda. Stan noted the goat staked out on the green sward, grazing contentedly. On the veranda Elizabeth sat, clad in a light sundress, next to a wizened little Asiatic man. Jenny looked at her troops, then bowed formally to Master Tsang.
"Sir, may I present my... my group. Tommy, ex-Marine, veteran of numerous combat missions. Linda, SWAT trained in three police forces. Charles, ex-Ranger, also a combat veteran, paratrooper and mountaineer. Lost an arm to an IED in Syria. Ramon, ex-French Foreign Legion, paratrooper. Tammy, National Karate champion, spent a year in jail for breaking and entering. She specialised in jewellery in luxury hotels. Stan, Intelligence specialist, veteran of three tours. And myself, Special Forces operative, also three tours, lost most of my leg during a failed operation in the sandbox."
They bowed and the old man stood up, bowed, then came down and walked up and down the line. He tapped Tommy on the chest, nodded, remarked: "Big man. Very strong? We will see."
He walked around Tammy, felt her backside, nodded. "Nice arse. Make good babies. Lots of anger here. Not good."
He looked Ramon up and down. "Flashy one, likes the ladies. Not big, but hard and angry inside. Anger gets in your way."
Elizabeth had warned them that he was going to provoke them and everyone kept a straight face. Master Tsang paused again in front of the group and asked in a quiet voice: "Take clothes off please. Everything."
Jenny took the lead in stripping naked, and the rest followed. Master Tsang walked up and down again, and only Elizabeth's experienced eye saw that he turned next to the stake to which the goat's tether was attached. A few seconds later the animal scampered away towards the vegetable garden while Master Tsang walked up and down the line, making remarks about breasts, buttocks, Jenny's prosthetic leg, Charles' prosthetic arm. Then he turned around and walked back to Jenny.
"Can your people catch that goat before he eats my lettuce? And you can hit me."
"Hit you? Are you sure?"
The team tried to corner the animal, who found the game amusing. Jenny looked at the scrawny man standing before her. She aimed a gentle blow. He was just not there to receive it.
"Try again. Hit me, not make love, ok? Try to hit hard."
Again her fist met air. And again. And again. Eventually he laughed and said:
"Better luck next time. Call the guy with the iron hand and go help them with the goat."
One after the other they tried to hit Master Tsang, and one after the other they missed him as he danced out of the way. A long and frustrating half hour later the sweating team were still running, naked, all over the sward, and the goat was having a lot of fun. Master Tsang clapped his hands and called them to him.
"Come, we need some new ideas here. Elizabeth, can you catch the goat please?"
She walked down the steps, ignoring the goat who kept a wary eye on her and the team. Master Tsang cackled. "Look, he is thinking of goat curry. Now, you will see how a confrontation is handled."
Elizabeth opened the wicket gate to the vegetable garden and the goat came trotting up. Carefully she selected a big leaf off one of the lettuce plants, held it out to the goat. When he reached to nibble she took a firm grip of his halter.
Master Tsang bowed to her and said to the team: "So, the first lesson: Violence seldom solves a problem. Now you need to learn how your violence can be controlled to hit the target."
That evening Elizabeth asked: "Guys, did you learn anything?"
Big Tom frowned around his forkful of steak. "That a little man could outwit every one of us?"
Linda laughed, a little uncertainly. "I think he was trying to teach us humility, indirect thinking, concentration."
Elizabeth smiled. "Look, I am not at all an adept at his way of thinking. I can tell you, that black goat's daddy let me a merry dance every time I got there. I think you are right, Linda. Humility, not arrogance, that's his way of thinking. He has a way of turning confrontation against you in ways I hope you never find out. He also will teach you, in some way I cannot explain, how to make your blows count, how to direct your aggression, your violence, in such a way that it makes a difference. That is, if you decide to use it. May I wish you a week of fun with the black goat?"
***
Nondescript house, peeling paint, garden in need of maintenance. A single, nondescript car in the driveway. He frowned, checked the address, then stepped out. His trained eye spotted a man doing unnecessary work on a garden fence a few houses down over the road, a movement in a neighbouring garden. Must be the right place.
The door opened as he was about to ring the bell. A diminutive girl greeted him, asked him to put down his briefcase and phone, expertly patted him down.
She showed him into the lounge and stepped out of the door. Six people were waiting for him. Nobody introduced themselves, one stood up and waved him to a chair.
"I believe you take coffee, Mr Nunes? We are having tea, there is soda as well."
A man with a prosthetic hand brought a tray, nodded, then also left the house.